Looking for an old post

So just the other day I was reading a post about some knuckle head that claimed he had the fastest DSM around. When challenged he said his car was in storage and yadaya. Apperantly he went through like 27 clutches or somethng.
Anyways, for the life of me I can't find the thread about this. I wanted my buddy to read about this kids SIIICCCCKKKKKK ride!

Thanks

That would be Ben!

Ya, that was his name. He was a real class act. It was unreal what he had to say. I wanted to find it for my friend to read!

Ben Kolonoscopy if I remember correctly....he was funny!!

User no longer available. His name was Ben for sure, not sure what his real last name was. Who ever posted in his thread should still have history of the posts.

It is driving me nuts trying to find it. I just read it like 2 days ago and I can't remember where it was. Someone has to have some record of it.

http://www.ca.dsm.org/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showprofile&User=1990

Bahahaha!! "Boo-TED".

I kill me.

I've also apparently mellowed a bit over the last few years.

http://www.ca.dsm.org/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Main=37418&Number=246430#Post246430

Thanks Tim. My wife just read it. She says that sometimes I'm not an angel. But now she thanks facking God that I am not an ass clown like that guy. I looked at Ian's post also, he was quite the character!!!

Haha, thanks for the entertainment.

It's not even 1/10 as funny without the dyno sheet scans

God I wonder what happened to this kid... I did a quick facebook search but I just come up with some kid in Indiana haha.

About a year or so ago some of the guys in Eastern Ontario were saying he was out there now, I think..

Heh, had a look at that thread and some of the other threads that he had the honour of being in.

http://www.ca.dsm.org/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=247372&fpart=1

Tim Grechin's post half way down the page...



Made my sides hurt from laughing.

I'm pretty sure I found him:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5437342721&v=wall#!/profile.php?id=699270932


Edit: Oh ya, it's him, haha:

Yup, that's him.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=699270932#!/photo.php?fbid=438044245932&set=a.436480710932.235472.699270932

Looks like hes running even bigger power now, needs him some special front axles he does.

He moved to my home town, Cobourg, Ontario.

That's awesome, the dyno chart is back baby!

Flying somewhere?

He said in his thread that he didn't use NOS....he said it was for cheaters. His FB page has some pics of his engine and trunk. I am no genius, but I think I saw a NOS bottle in the trunk and some solenoids under the hood....LMAO

Wow! How does anyone think that looks good.

The wing or the trailer hitch

18 pages of Ben going at it again on the ecmlink forums.
This is hilarious !
http://dsmlink.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61502

This has to be fake man. He looks like a normal guy. How is it possible for him to be that retarded. Has anyone ever met him?

Boo. I dont have a username for DSM Link.

Basically he was showing his logs which had a retarded amount of knock and he never lifted off the gas. When he asked for advice on how to tune it better everyone said lower the boost and back off timing. Then he went mental about his NOS and meth and 500 horsepower. He's been in DSMs for 11 years so everyone is a hater and all the people on the link forums have broken slow pieces of sh!t cars.

It was painful skimming through all that(on the link forums) - I actually became annoyed and honestly a little angry. I just hate the few retards out there that make an ill representation of Canadians. Ben was regurgitating the same sh!t over and over again including dissing Americans repeatedly, and the guy can't even spell correctly little own display decent grammar or sentence structure. Plus his theories are dumbfounded to say the least.

wow

This kid is flat out dumb. no better way to put it.

He wont listen to anyone, and is now calling the entire DSMLink forum slow...

What a tool.

He's still around? Ben Colonoscopy?

What a fucked retard.

Isn't he from like, around my neck of the woods?

Cobourg... Right.

Wow....I'm at a loss for words.

More reading from this clown:

http://www.dsmlink.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59791

In case some of you dont have link, here is a quick highlight. Ben starts asking about an IAT sensor and if its compatable with Link. One of the admins, and designers of the program tells him it will not work. Then this happens.

Ben: um no actually your wrong.
it has 3 wires....a power a ground and a signal...which is variable resistance.

srry to say im the one who wired it up.

and fyi its not for liquids...i have the guage inside the car and its deadddddd acurate why so quick to hate??

if you dont have the guage how can you say crap about it???? when im the one who wired it up??
it says on there website that its ment for all dattlogging and standalone...LOOK IT UP.

frozenboost.com
gawd

Random Link User: Obviously you answered your own question. Your trying to tell a man that has designed, researched, tested and proved what sensor are compatible with his design. No offense but I think your out of line the way you responded

Ben: respectfull?? are you kidding me? Did you see his answer! just a no

why not a short answer explaining why not.
it just seems like more money to buy more parts from the company right??
Why in the world would i spend 30$ plus 35$ for shipping to canada and canada post is on semi strike right now so it would take forever to get. Funny how when i asked what cars they came in so i could just go to the wreckers and get one for 1$ he didnt respond.
funny
sounds like they just want my money to me





This guy should be removed from society, and not allowed to have any form of human interaction ever again.

wow, that was quite the read. I went through the ecmlink one. What a tool! 14 * of knock and wanted to raise the boost more! How is it this tools car is even running??

Well that picture of the rear of his car is definitely cobourg pier. About 6 years ago I had a run in with a dude with a laser with a spoiler like that. It might even be longer than that. It was at the subway on division st. I can't even remember what was said but I remember it being quite humourous to me.

I think the paintjob was the type with large metal flake, so I am not sure if this is the same car. However back in the fast and furious days there were a lot of douches in Cobourg and they all hang out on that pier.

http://www.youtube.com/user/bensbaby1000#p/a/u/1/rrA6fA2fFYU

Wow, what a ricer.

Holy sh!t did you watch the drag videos?

I am nearly pissing myself laughing. I am not quite sure he can get out of first gear properly. The video with the caption that says he got a 12.7 he got a 13.8 by the looks of it. Also the videos of videos is amusing especially the dyno run. Jesus, oh man thats good stuff right there. I think he might actually get off talking about his car, sounds a bit creepy to me. No way that thing has 500 hp.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't a '[b]colonoscopy[/b]' a medical procedure where a small probe with an on board camera is inserted into the rectum to scour the colon for cancerous lesions?

This guy is clearly a f*ckin loser who has nothing better to do and has dedicated his life to his POS riced out talon.

You aren't wrong. He just skipped the small probe with onboard camera, and shoved his head up there to look directly....thus the nickname...

I never got a chance to be around this forum when Ben was in his prime around here... But I've seen his recent Facebook posts and my buddy was telling me about him from years ago.

Which is why I'm bringing this back from the dead. Bens still out in full force. Not sure if any of you have seen his car recently, big "11 second club" sticker on the back when the car has not ran an 11 ever. 12.4 was the best that turd has done. His idea for it is that his car ran mid 12's on 25 psi and no "nos" and now on 30 psi (we've all seen his tune LOL) and "nos" he is in the 11's. And we are all a bunch of jealous haters of his siiiiiccckkkkkkk car.

The other day he was calling out some guy with a built turbo k20 civic on Facebook. He said to meet up at Toyota in Cambridge (where he works, cuz street racing out front of your workplace is smart...) for a $500 race. He was acting all hard on how none of the jealous haterzzz would show up, but that he'll go anyway and videotape the area and post it on Facebook and YouTube to call these guys out. Needless to say the k20 guy showed up, 5 $100 bills in hand, along with myself and a few others... And uncle bens rice was nowhere to be found. Then he made every excuse in the book on Facebook when he got called out on not showing to his own race, flying off the handle about his 650hp talon and nos and pump 94 and how rich he is, etc etc etc. He had a 42-post-long consecutive solo conversation with... himself.

Some people!

My car runs 10secs, I'm so used to putting it on jacks that I can do it super quickly now

I'd say just leave it be. Some people are just that way; always something to prove to others.

I think I beat him with a non Vtec Integra a few years back. Might not of been him though......

I just like that, 7 years ago, he was making fun of Reza for running a "pussy turbo".

7 years later, with his big frame turbo, stroker, and nawz, he still has yet to net an ET as quick as what Reza put down with his 16G.

.....ooooops, my Accord just transformed into an Accent! I guess I'm a Kia-driving hater.

The guy is a fracking loon.... wish I had been online when he was in his prime.

"i am the true customizer.
i do all my own work. period.
engine rebuilds
tranny rebuilds...
27 clutches....
3 sets of cv shafts...
etc
etc
etc

and of course im wrong."



This guy must be the man No No my bad! He is the man...

What a plug

So.....does he mean to say that those of us who can own a performance car WITHOUT trashing 9 clutches a year...are doing it wrong?

"it does have 500hp and 465 tq with 25lns boost...this year its 550hp and 59lbs boost"

"now its awd 650hp with nos powershot and 1150cc inj and dsmlink."

"Your all jealous The car is amazing Have some fuking respect"

"some ppl are just such haters. like all my friends and family cant believe how amazing the redcar is....lol"


Haha reading his youtube comments are he best! This guy is what 30 something? What a loser.

He's 34 I believe... Lol

He keeps saying everybody knows and says how awesome it is....but I've yet to find a single comment complimenting his car. Everybody just fully calls him out.

Anyway, thanks for dragging this out of the archives.. I finally managed to squeeze a day off for myself and I'm having a great time reading through this stuff

anyone got a link to facebook

Last page, about halfway down, Cody has a link to Ben's Facebook.

I love his post talking about puck clutches:

"its not hard ceramic...but it is like ceramic material...act calls it ceramic"

He also starts spewing off on the bike forums too. Here's another good read.

http://zx6r.com/racing/21886-question-about-1-4-mile-extended-swingarm.html

It starts to get funny around the second or third page

That was hilarious, but, as entertaining as he was, I am still glad we no longer have to put up with all his BS here.

Jesus.. How has Darwinism not killed this guy off?

Natural selection is slow Terry..... the downside to not having anh wars to fight in the last 75 years. The up side to that is all brave men and women that serve our country on a daily basis are getting killed aimlessly.

I finally figured it out... Malibu's Most Wanted!

This guy looks, sounds, and behaves EXACTLY like the guy from Malibu's Most Wanted! The movie's tagline was even "Don't be hatin'" hahaha

You my friend, win the internet for the day.

That just made me burst out in hysterical laughter

Fantastic.

11 SECOND CLUB

Fixed

Corte you are nothing but a jealous hater!!!!!1!!1!!1!11

I love the comment off a guy on the bike site:

"Chuck Norris... DID NOT PISS IN YOUR GAS TANK, so that fracker DON'T FLY"

Why are we talking about this tool again though? Kind of pointless to me. I'd rather be talking about why I hate this shitty weather we've been having where there's always showers, sun, clouds and more showers GRRRRRR

We do it for the lulz. So I can sit inside on depressing days like you mentioned and have a good laugh or two

Because I had nothing better to do all day. And it felt fracking great to have nothing better to do all day.

I'm really hoping I don't have to wait another 7 months for my next one

I love how he was kind of okay on that bike forum... Then he started talking about his dsm. LOL

Wow this guy is all kinds of stupid. A dryer baby for sure.

This Ben guy reminds me of that dude from the show Taboo who would jerk off and have sex with his early 2000s Monte.

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Is this him????

Should post a fake for sale ad with his car. LOL.

Bensbaby...
I remember bumping into him on my street when I had my 1g. His car just got the drift kit and was a flat white colour. His car was FWD at the time I dunno if it still is, At that time I asked if he was on ca.dsm and he said no.

I know it's orange or green or some crazy paint job now... Last time I saw it was last year in cambridge. I personally don't mind his car I like how it looks and the fact that it's the car his mom bought him for his 16th birthday is cool too. Never talked to him and heard anything cocky or arrogant from him tho. But I only talked to him once.

On a side note: his sisters an absolute rocket!

Edit: just caught up on all that jive! Wowzers, special kinda stupid indeed!

I take it a rocket is a good thing?

OK, so let's forget about Ben and Bensbaby and lets get some pics of Benssister.....

Ziggy hit the nail on the head.

Pics of the sister!