Bong!

Testing...

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

Me too...

test, updated account, just want to see if it is still using "correct" user name

Yup, thanks Andrew, worked just peachy.

test


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Robert Thompson
http://www.interlog.com/~techx/mytalon/talondefault.htm
(Retired CA.DSM Admin. ;-)

I'm playing with all the toy's.

whoops, screwed up that one. :-)

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[/b]Robert Thompson[/b]
www.interlog.com/~techx/mytalon/talondefault.htm
(Retired CA.DSM Admin. ;-)

haha, can you say moron? I new you could

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Robert Thompson
www.interlog.com/~techx/mytalon/talondefault.htm
(Retired CA.DSM Admin. ;-)

One last thing,
Andrew don't know if you have notice or if it's just me,
But when I make a post (like this) and the page auto-reloads, it will not include my new post.
I have to F5 the page again to see the new post.

Thought you should know. I'm done now.

Night.

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Robert Thompson
www.interlog.com/~techx/mytalon/talondefault.htm
(Retired CA.DSM Admin. ;-)

Works fine for me... I suspect your browser may not be reloading properly. What are you using?

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

250KPH (adrenylin) drugs

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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD

Ain't that the truth...

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

test

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[B]Danny Yoo[B] - [I] Waaay over in Burnaby[I][BR]
<B>1992 Eagle Talon AWD<B>

estestetstsetasetasdfa gsdhgsfdh

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Danny Yoo - Waaay over in Burnaby[BR][
B]1992 Eagle Talon AWD[/B]

aiya-ya-ya-ya-y-ay-a-y

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Danny Yoo - Waaay over in Burnaby
1992 Eagle Talon AWD

last time...

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Danny Yoo - Waaay over in Burnaby
1992 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

rotary
rotary
buzzzzzzzzzz

buzzzzzz
rotary
triangles
spinning
boom

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Marco

TO4E or bigger

10,000 rpm

buzzzzzzzz

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[B]Marco[B]

[B]TO4E[B] or [B]bigger[B]

Don't you mean?:
buzzzzzz
rotary
triangles
spinning
boom
rebuild
buzzzzzz
rotary
triangles
spinning
boom
rebuild
buzzzzzz
rotary
triangles
spinning
boom
rebuild
buzzzzzz
rotary
triangles
spinning
boom
rebuild
buzzzzzz
rotary
triangles
spinning
boom
rebuild
buzzzzzz
rotary
triangles
spinning
boom
rebuild


A year in the life of a rotary......



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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Smart ass

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Marco

TO4E or bigger

when your ready ya sissy
my rotor still motors hows your clutch?


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Marco
pull beside[i]
TO4E [i]or bigger

steve you will pay

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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger

My clutch? what clutch? Ohhhh you mean the little broken bits floating around my tranny that used to resemble a clutch disk...

Don't worry Marco, while my Talon is outta the picture, you can atleast attempt to keep up to my wittle colt with your Roastary.. Just watch out for that nasty detonation, I don't want to have to tow you home.... Have you ever seen the movie Dumb and Dumber? Remember the DOG VAN? remember the tonge hanging out the front grill on one side? That's what that IC pipe reminds me of when I see the front of your beast...

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

I guess I'll have to start calling it a R-rex-7... hahahah
Isn't it running abit RUFF?

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

touche

its there for when I'm pulling on your heels to bite your car in the ass

when I fix that your car is meat

When you fix what? The fact that it's a measly rx-7?? I didn't know the repairmanual had a section on "dropping a Mitsu 4G63 into a 81 RX-7.."

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

It's 1985 you bastard, just read the signature

whenever you feel that you have enought


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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger

pull beside???

I've had enough for a long time... It's really not that hard to compete with a 18 second R(ust)X-7...
YOU pull beside.



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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

I'll pull beside the clutchless wonder anytime girlie boy,

just give me a minute to let me mount my fuel pump...

and my mickey thompsons. hook. hook



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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger

Hahahahaha!!! LOL!!

And to think I used to ignore the test area.. some of the best entertainment I've had in a while! (Hey, what's that say about me? )

buzzz
rotary
boom
rebuild crap

hahahaha!!!

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Looky here another guy named Steve that wants a piece of me

Hows this for you AWD guys

Rev
Rev
Rev
Launch
Hook
SNAP
REVVVVV


ooh thats gonna hurt the wallet, Oh I'm sorry Steve R's car can't make enough power to to break wind, never mind driveline parts


hehehehehhe

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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger
who's your Daddy

We'll just have to see there Pino... This summer... me in my Black Cherry Talon, and you in your 16 sec ... uh... dusty orange? R(ust)x-7..... PULL BESIDE buddy.

Well, we know your car can break wind... atleast it smelt like it the last time I went for a ride in that piece of wood. Mouldy, coffee stained interior and all.. Someone needs to cut down on those burritos...

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

psst Steve....(whisper mode) Doesn't Marco work on your car???? If you don't watch it you might find a couple of cups of sugar or something in the tank one day! I don't intend to piss Marco off til AFTER he's done working on my car

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'91 Laser RS Turbo-"Sound Advice" guy.
http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/speedway/5051

WHAT? Are you crazy? You think I'd let that hack touch my car?

**ahem... uh, just joking there bud...gee, has that ACT clutch come in yet???... uh, can I get you a coffee or something?? No No, let me take care of fixing that coffee for you...(got to keep that a$$hole away from the sugar....and get a locking gas cap..)

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

HA! LOL!

AWD?!?! who needs all that extra weight?

Oh, ya, 2.3 60' times... I need all that extra weight!

I am glad that my exhaust doesn't sound like that typical rotary "cat getting attacked with a weed wacker" though

Hey, Marco, how much to have my timing belt done??

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Cat attacked by a weed wacker LOL
jesus that was funny

Call me or email me for prices I don't like to discuss them on the UBB I don't want to 'offend' anyone

As for You Ruttledge I have my Dyno sheet sitting here for you to examine. you may want to reconsider pulling beside.
If this goes on I'm gonna lock you in my car with my neighbors horny dog to have his way with you.

And as for you Chris, nobody ever has anything bad to say about you, goddammit
c'mon already tell Steve R what you really think of him nudge nudge



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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger
who's your Daddy

Hmmm... Gee Marco.. lets see that dyno sheet now huh?

What did I say before?...
buzzzzzz
rotary
triangles
spinning
boom!
<blink>REBUILD</blink>

NOW pull beside!!!



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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

How did I know that was coming!? Sorry to hear the bad news..

Oh well, perfect excuse to rebuild it strong enough to compete with a DSM



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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

c'mon Kinnaird. You tellin me you did'nt see that coming?

[This message has been edited by Steve Ingram (edited 08-03-99).]

Actually, I was saying that I DID see it coming..

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Alright I hope your all enjoying this


You guys are all gonna hafta pay

Steve R I'm gonna wrap your ACT clutch around your scrawny little neck

Steve I I'll give you the atomic noogie tommorow

Steve K your gonna get a piece of me too

Just wait, you'll all recieve your thumpings. as soon as I get my piece of wood back together.
Oh BTW Steve R the price on your clutch just went up, its gonna cost you $8000 bucks, I need a new motor, and paint and VOLK racing wheels, and a weekend in vegas with 3 blonde showgirls.

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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger
who's your Daddy

$8000 eh? And who is call who scrawny... stickboy.

BTW, It's probably gonna take more than 8grand to get 3 girls to spend a weekend with you. Infact, a shotgun is about the only thing I could think of that might convince them.

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Fine have it your way 8 grand and a shotgun.

I wont need it I'll just give them my famous line:

"Oh, what do I do for a living? I'm a racecar driver"
"ooooh really that sounds dangerous, Aren't you afraid of dying?" she said
"No but Ruttledge should be"
"Purrrrrrr, Marco you really are my Daddy! OOOOH it is bigger than a TO4E"



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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger
who's your Daddy

This thread is almost as good as watching a re-run of Dallas!!!

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93 Talon Tsi AWD

First of all I have to say that I am very PROUD to be reading Marcos thread about what he's going to do to the three Steve's.
This is like a tag team match goin on and Im lovin it. HOWEVER DADDY O!!! whos gonna pump who this summer???? I'll be screamin "WHOS YOUR GRAND DADDY MARCO" Actually I can start sayin that now huh?..................................... WHOS YOUR GRAND DADDY MARCO!!!!!!!

Marco... in all seriousness, do you need a hand with any of your re-build?

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

Let's hope those three girls don't take that RX-7's body as an indication of how much money you make being a race car driver

Speaking of re-builds are rotaries easier/cheaper due to the great lack of moving parts?? Or are they generally more expensive/harder due to their rarity (compared to real engines sorry, couldn't let that last one slide by..) anyway, is there much of a difference either way?

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

It has to be cheaper to re-build a rotary... I've seen marco using nothing but a bench grinder, wood chisels, sandpaper, and Castrol "superclean".. to rebuild all the rotary engines.. It's soo cheap cuz he doesn't even use real apex seals and gaskets... just ground-down coathangers and old rubberbands...

In all seriousness, if you've never seen a torn down rotary engine, you'd be pretty suprised at how simple it is... 3 moving parts.. that's it..

AND, the best part is, rotaries are so simple that even a simpleton like Marco can actually work on them!

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

That would leave me to believe that the only reason Marco likes rotaries is:

He blows engines up SSOOO often, he needs to be able to rebuild them for $5.

Actually, I've read a few articles on the rotaries (ease, but need for ACCURATE porting, etc.) What got me wondering though was availability. Is Mazda the only place to get a new rotor if you need one, or is there a big aftermarket following for internal parts as well??

Long live the BONG! thread!!

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

LOL, this whole thread is so dam funny reminds me of when the UBQ(Uncle Bens Quotent)was used I almost fell off my chair.

Normally I avoid the posts here but now I'll start reading them

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Paul Iwankow - Winnipeg DSM Owner
1991 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

Are we falling off topic here?
Can we PLEASE continue ripping off Marco

Long live the Bong! thread.

what the hell is a UBQ? And Andrew thanx for the offer And I am gonna need your help.

I'm gonna need your help for the royal rumble with the three Steve's
Did you guys notice how tall he is? that should contribute to the fear factor.
You should all be shaking in your boots, ya sissies. Your not real men, Your all afraid of blowing up motors.
Andy's not afraid, He pops computers like I pop motors
You guys should be like me, I expect to blow up motors, that way you'll be pleasantly surprised when they last.
Thats what I am, A man with no fear, thats also why the chicks dig me

"puurrrr, OOOOh Marco, your so brave, I love a man who flirts with danger", she said
"I didn't know your name was 'danger',I love a girl who calls me daddy. Come over here sweet thing, let me show you whats in my toolbox"
"OOOOh your tool! It's soooo big!"
"Isn't it?.....Whats my name.."
"Ooooooh Daddy...." she moans
"more 10w30?" I asked
"Yessss, grease yourself up boy!"
"I love the feel of cold, synthetic against my bare nipples." I reply

UBQ... is the Uncle Bens Quotient... the length you go to in order to try and convince us that you are fast, when you really aren't.

I don't like to have to intimidate people, but if the need arises, it wouldn't be the first time.... muhahahahahahahaha!

People, you'll have to forgive Marco, he is suffering from what we professionals call... Boost Withdrawl. Mark is familiar with this dreaded disease as well... someone needs to slip him a fix, man...

Oh, and I hope you were using a good synthetic, we'd hate to see unusual wear and tear...

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

You mean the dreaded nipple coking? or is that chafing?

Hmmm... so it does go something like this,

rotary
(the sound a cat makes when it's getting attacked by a weed wacker)
BOOM
(the never before heard sound of $5 leaving Marco's wallet)
rebuild
rotary
(the sound a cat makes when it's getting attacked by a weed wacker)
BOOM
(the only once before heard sound of $5 leaving Marco's wallet)
rebuild....

Those last couple of posts also explain a picture or two on the Magnus website (ugh.)

I'm now a little afraid that your definition of "thumpings" and mine are a little different

Bong!

yup....so I helped Marco tear apart yet another rotary this week. Seems hes getting a little backed up with rebuilds.
HOWEVER, you all have to admit that a shop that does rotaries will never go under.

Alright Ladies
enough picking on my poor defensless Rx-7
I'm looking at it right now It looks so
[b]defeated/[b] poor thing

lets talk about your talons with that fisher price shifter and those real pleather seats.
those dinky girlie turbo's.
I use those things as penholders
thats all I can think of right know, more insults as events warrant.

Oy ya, that flatulent exhaust sound.
If my car sounds like a cat getting attacked by a weed wacker, your car sounds like the mexican groundskeeper who killed it, after four bowls of chili, and a night in tijuana with a 26er of tequila.

Marco,

I almost wish I new you so I could partake in this li

Bong test.

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

Bing-bong... anyone home?

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

YEAH!! Only Andy B loves us enough to rebuild THIS thread!! I thought it was gone for sure!! Now, to the task at hand...

I may have a mexican sounding exhaust, but that four bowl chili eatin', tijauna visitin', 26er of tequila drinkin' mexican can STILL stagger from light to light faster than that Rust-X 7!! ESPECIALLY right now!

(Got it fixed yet?? Any chance it'll be fixed April 3rd?? Pull Beside ya, that'd shut me up right quick!)

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Yes Andrew!
you really like me, you really really like mee

Hey Steve K, don't know if it'll be ready for april, but I'm gonna really try to piece this thing back together, sh!t it ain't even apart yet
I think you got another guy on your side.

Now it'll be me aginst four Steves, Jees is there anymore lurking in the shadows that want a piece of me? whatever
you'll all need it.

And as for your groundskeeper. DOES HE WANT SOME TOO? Tell him to drop that porno mag, fire up the lawntractor and pull beside.

I'll bet you he wears spandex pants, no shirt exposing the hairy chest, CHiPs sunglasses, leather biker jacket, honda weed wacker, slicked back hair, and pointy dress shoes with white socks, hoping to get a movie deal, or at least a cable show called "Summertime Fun with the Leather Gardener" featuring your host Manuel E Jaculacion

Lock your doors, hide your wives and daughters

Steve D: Join in.. Skinnyboy deserves everything he gets.
I realized the other day that even my winter beater is faster than anything skinnyboy owns. Let me say that again... My two Mitsu's will smoke your two mazdas!

That 323 was slower than the Civic DX I drove up in today...
And "scrapmetal" is a compliment to your Rust-X-7.. Odd how the day after you turn up some dyno specs, the poor little rotary farts and dies.... Makes it kinda hard to back up those claims eh? Kinda convient considering the Purple plymouth happen to be back on the road.... What's the matter Marco? Fraid of getting smoked by Barney?


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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

[This message has been edited by Steve Rutledge (edited 16-03-99).]

Hey Marco, if you ain't even got it apart yet, how about we start on a real car... MINE!

I've got $1000 worth of parts sitting on your desk, and I'd like to have it one my car, so I can whomp on some certain somebody's In-teg-rag.

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

No Bong for Marco?

He must be too busy rebuilding RX-7 motors...

Come on Marco, Cayuga is coming up soon... and we need time to tune things in...

I'll buy the donuts!!!

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

BONG

Ok I'm here, I haven't seen my computer in days, just catching up, Andy we will get your car done before cayuga, if I gotta stay up all night,

And Steve R, you silly little ball of fur
peculiar, yes but maybe sabotage from you, we all know your jealous.
And I am not afraid to race anyone. you know the phrase So If this lump of drywall I have for a car ever gets itself back together you will pay dearly.
Steve I has secretly defected to my side and lent me his old hoosier slicks, He wants to see me whoop you.
Oh And my 323 is horny to pump your colt 45, what do you want 2 cars, 2 cars and a hit? slingshot?

ehh, you don't have enough....

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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger
who's your Daddy

Well, since you're gonna be pulling apart my baby tomorrow I'll be nice... Yes Marco, you've got all that.. That 323 is so fast I nearly sh!t myself when I went for coffee in it the other day... ohh baby... it actually squeeled it's front tires like one of tho's bad boy civics that you seem to spend so much time raving about...
And that beautiful RX-7 you have.. It just looks fast, even when
sitting still...
still...
still..
behind your shop...
collecting rust...
won't go...
dead motor...
dead rotor...


Oh yah, I forgot.. I was gonna be nice.. OOPS

BONG

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Yeah, like that three rotor he was going on about in the War Stories...

Sure, it could make 400hp... if you could keep it running.... and keep a body around it I suppose.

"Hello, Mazda? Can I get a bulk discount on rebuild kits for my RX-7?"

"What do you mean; they're out of stock at the factory?"

"Guess there must be a few other people rebuilding them too..."


BONG!

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

LOL.. If you look around Marco's shop, there is always two scrap items you will always find kicking around. A couple mitsu trannies, and TONS of rotors and housings from RX-7's.

I'll be nice tonight.. Marco and Arnel spent ALL DAY under my car today, and when I picked it up at 9:30pm, Marco was almost delirious... and very cranky
Thanks Bud. I owe you. (literally )



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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Does this mean you won't be bringing the Colt to Cayuga?? Damn! I wanted to see the big race!!

Oh well, I'm sure the outcome will still be the same:

DSM : 1
Mazda : 0



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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Ok, so I've been too busy to respond to all this animosity toward my mazda's but the day will come when I get to show you all, And If I have to spend all night building it to be ready for the track like I did last fall, so be it
The "contraption" was concieved in 36 hours, And it will rise from the ashes again in 36 hours, I ain't sleepin till its ready

can't wait to pump you steve

gets a lightened flywheel and he thinks he's all that, I'll show you.

muhahahahahahaha

need sleep

What if we add Steve R's first 1/8th and my second 1/8th into one timeslip?? Ahhh, never mind we won't have to when you start spitting apex seals out your exhaust!!

Unless, you've upgraded to steel coathangers for that

Andrew: what's the record for most posts in a thread?? While we're at it what's the record for the most DSM's to beat a mazda??

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

My lightened flywheel increased my HP's more than what your little rotary's even got

She now revs as fast as a CBR900 on steroids... mmmmm.. lightened flywheel...

BTW, I found a good use for old rotary parts.. I polished up an old rotor outta an RX-7 and am using it as a "pencil holder" for my desk See? Rotaries aren't a waste of metal...

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

I'm pretty sure in Turbo one month there was a picture of a guy wearing a rotor on the end of a chain around his neck. You guys are weird..

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Uhh, the reason I gave Marco the Hoosiers is because I felt sorry for him. I figure a mazda needs all the help it can get in order to make it down the track under 15. I regret it though, I have this vision of that passenger door blowing off around the the end of the track and flying into a dsm.......actually....that wont happen cause the dsm will be so far ahead..."IM NOT ASSIMILATING TO THE ROTARY CONNECTION" Im just trying to help a lost cause out of sympathy

Uh Steve (Ingram that is)... Are you taking advantage of Marco's illiteracy again??? I noticed that those "slicks" are actually warn -out MUD tires... OH, I GET IT!! It's to gain traction in all the $hit that spews from marco's mouth... "Yah lit'l momma, She's got 400hp and I'm a professional racecar driver.."

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

you forgot the rest steve,

"Oh ya, thats right, It's big isn't it?, just call me dad"

so you all think the little rotorrooter, does'nt have enough huh?

well Steve R were both in the same boat now? aren't we? you clutch assasin.
Maybe you should get an automatic like Steve I, It'll be less strain on your pocketbook

THE HOLSET IS COMING........

drool you lowly peasants.

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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger
who's your Daddy

Yah, I imagine my car is sitting beside the old beatup RX-7 right now.. Yep, same boat...

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nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Just as long as it doesn't catch that dreaded rust disease from it...

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

I've been reading this thread for about half an hour and i noticed everyone is picking on Marco i happen to think rotary's kick ass as a matter of fact i was thinking about taking apart my old moped and my stump jumper finding a few coat hangers and making one myself you should all be ashamed of how your treating marco oh ya Marco i need a few rubber bands for my rotary i was wondering if you could hook me up? - how quickly the wolves surrond the wounded-

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Shaun "SKYWALKER" Bratzel
90 TSi AWD

Word,
Word to Shaun!

There is a man who knows, your all a bunch of animals your hear that? ANIMALS!

just leave me to my work, aww sh!t I'm all out of coat hangers.....
Maybe tha ugly yellow wire loom in steve R's car will work, I'll just be doing him a favour by getting rid of it

yukk

Shauns cut off

AB, can you put a "top of page" icon in the next version?

Why? You have the Hop-To button, and the Next Newest & Next Oldest buttons...

So, where is the klutch-killer? We haven't heard from his kind for a while now...

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

Yeah, I think we're all waiting for SR's next reply...come on already! this isn't supposed to be like a cliff hanger (not to be mistaken with coat hanger he-he) for the Bong! Show

I got it!!! next episode: who 'shot' S.R. Clutch

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93 Talon Tsi AWD

LOL... no.. I've gotta be nice. I need Marco to drive his 3too3 down the strip behind me this weekend to pick up my tranny parts after I launch this beast of a 6puck, solidhub, 26million pound ACT clutch... Dam it bites hard..

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nineteenpoundsallday
A.K.A. sixpucksteve
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Oh, alright..

So marco... You said, and I quote..
"And If I have to spend all night building it to be ready for the track "

Well, you got alittle more than 3 days to get that sorryass rustbucket piece of $hit outta the scrap heap in the back of your shop, up on a hoist, and ziptied back together so I can SSMMMOOOKKKEEE your 271hp (yah.. sure...) rotorooter. Bring it on

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nineteenpoundsallday
A.K.A. sixpucksteve
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Oh well so I'm gonna have to forfeit, OK?
you all win,

BUT, I will not submit to your insults, this battle of wits and wills will continue,

I shot SR's clutch yah...
I shot Tupac too
and Bigee smalls

I shot an apex seal out my exhaust pipe right into their f#cking eye...

and it was 281hp jerk, your lucky it won't be ready, ya pansy assed, clutch killing, fruitcake eating, snap off g-string wearing, Chatelaine reading, colt 45 drinking and driving, transmission dissasembling, little freak you,

I am still everyones daddy

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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger
who's your Daddy

You'll all have to forgive Marco and his severe case of dyslexia... What he meant to say was his 182HP RX-7
And believe it or not, it only took a To4E, FMIC, 2extra injectors and my Colt engine to push all that power. Dam those roostary's.. Bolt on a big turbo and a 1.6 turbomitsu engine, and they really fly!

Again, I'll have to quote you.. "you all win".... GET USED TO SAYING IT!!!

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nineteenpoundsallday
A.K.A. sixpucksteve
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

can we break a hundred posts by saturday?

Hmmmm..

I don't know Steve...maybe...

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nineteenpoundsallday
A.K.A. sixpucksteve
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Its a distinct possibility....

hmmmmm..

I think if we all pulled together we can acomplish anything

what

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'91 Laser RS Turbo-"Sound Advice" guy.
http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/speedway/5051

happens when

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'91 Laser RS Turbo-"Sound Advice" guy.
http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/speedway/5051

we reach 100?

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'91 Laser RS Turbo-"Sound Advice" guy.
http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/speedway/5051

KAAAAABOOOOMMMMMM
the dreaded M.1K message problem
all browsers will shutdown, and Marcos "our EX-7" will disappear without a trace...

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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom

Sheeesh

just checked outside unfortunately its still there

You guys suck! I had big plans for being the one to post the 100th message either today or tomorrow, and you went and ruined it!! I've got the week off, so I figured nobody could watch the UBB as closely as I, and when the time comes... WHAMO!! I POST NUMBER 100!!

But NO, you all had to be Passantes, and screw it up like a rotary screws up internal combustion... May you all lift your hoods to find tiny 1.3l weed wackers!!

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Ahhh, Steve K, you snooze you lose! I think I'll have to warn you (and anyone else) I think I hold the "watch the UBB the most times a day" title...any challengers?

And BTW- so what 100 is gone...isn't it possible to insult, slam, humiliate, degrate, assymilate, associate or conjugate Marco to 200 posts??!! Now that sounds like a goal to shoot for!! let's see, how did it go?

sitting still...
still...
still..
behind your shop...
collecting rust...
won't go...
dead rotor...
dead rotor... (thanx SR )

no RustX-7 racing at cayuga...
no time slip for Marco this Saturday...
dead rotor...
dead rotor...

And remember, its all fun and games till someone gets an apex seal in the eye!!!

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93 Talon Tsi AWD


[This message has been edited by Craig Watson (edited 01-04-99).]

Well, Craig, until Michel Brais got his new girlfriend, I'd say he probably had that dubious honor by checking it every 15 minutes, 18-hours-a-day (I only check twice an hour or so)

Hey, Marco, did you ever notice that "apex seal" is an anagram for "sex apeal" (maybe that's why your RX-7 doesn't have either ) hee hee hee hahaha

Don't mind me, I'm just a little giddy today hee hee hee.

We can see that Marta! anagram for sex appeal -LOL

15 min for Michel, eh? I'm pretty close to that, but only when here at work [you know how it is! supposed to be working, but no work to do..] Always waiting to check that new post..

But, hey! enuff of this, it's getting off the real topic!!!

Now on with the show.......

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93 Talon Tsi AWD


[This message has been edited by Craig Watson (edited 01-04-99).]

While I was still "composing" that message, insurance called... Which is why I'm a bit giddy hee hee hee ha ha heehee ha ho ho hahaha aaaaaaaaaaah

But that's a story for another thread...

I think that as long as marcos around we'll be hittin 2 or even 500. And as long as Steves around (with car and all) wich Im sure he will be, we'll be hittin the "MILLENIUMS"

hehe
hey AB how about a BONG zip file, at every hundred posts...

damn, what do you guys have like ISDN/WAVE connections....

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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom

I don't..It must have been like an hour that I waited for this thread to load up geez, it's gettin slow...

AB, maybe we could 'gentley' close Bong, and start something like Bong the sequel? But that's just my .02

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93 Talon Tsi AWD

No way!! Half the fun of Bong! is seeing who has the willpower (or lack of life ) to wait for the page to load.

You don't wanna put in the time, then BE GONE WITH YOU! The rest of us will continue the quest..

We seem to be getting a little off topic here..


Marco: There's no way 1.3 litres can make more power than 2 litres. It's simple math!! Duh!

(Boy, does that sound familiar )

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Cable loads it in about 3 seconds,,hehehe
But I feel for those who dont have it, I tried loading this on my girlfriend computer and I could'nt even wait, I said %&*( it I'll check it on mine. (Im an ungrateful bastard) just start another thread and for those who want to look back can reload the old one.

[This message has been edited by Steve Ingram (edited 02-04-99).]

OK FINE! Steve K!!!

but I have to say...I'm beginning to feel a bit like denture adhesive...just waiting to see how long I can hold before coming unglued!!

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93 Talon Tsi AWD

Notice the ladies pick out the fact that I got sex appeal?
Because apex seals, I mean sex appeal, is oozing from every crevice of my body,
Ya that's right Apex seal is an anagram for sex appeal,
I'm also oozing machismo,
I'm just TOO good looking

Because I got it
and none of you do,

horrible, suck to be you guys

oh ya
What's my name?

"BIG daddy"



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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger
who's your Daddy

If you have so much sex appeal why do you want everyone to "pull it" beside you?

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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org

I just wanna see if there is any interest out there in seeing who daddy really is, know what I'm saying?

this is getting gross.

Don't worry the smack will come down soon, you all better be ready.

the question is will you still call me dad?

Or will we call you Mommy?

We'll see... I ain't gonna be no slouch neither, once we're done...

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

Keep It Real. Flock of DSM-sheep.

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2G TSi AWD "keep it real - puttin tha smack down."
www.sotawall.com/awd

Watch out who you're calling a sheep. Or we'll have a last man standing match
|o }
<o }
people's eyebrow ?

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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org

Be careful!
remember what happened to the last sheep that was near me...baaaaaaaa eeee (yikes!)

If I could shift...you'd all be toast!
Puttin the rubber down...
and pickin up da sheep

{this post should be censored}

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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom
world's slowest 20G

Stop all this talk of rubber, latex and sheep is getting Marco all hot-and-bothered.

He is liable to mount up his "ouR-wrecks-7" and go to town on that poor 2400lb petite thing.

L8R

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2G TSi AWD "keep it real - puttin tha smack down."
www.sotawall.com/awd

That car must have the same tailpipe that they use on Suzuki Swifts

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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org

what do you think I drive, Blake?
A civic DX with the 13inch wheels and 1 inch tip, I don't think so.
My 4" tip ala PPG was knocked off in a horrific oversteer situation, that involved:
to much horsepower for you ladies to handle,
wrestling the controls,
drinking a bottle of jack daniels
and listen to the cries of "OOh Daddy from the passenger seat" as a 16" high freak of nature curb claimed the life of my expensive tip. Who builds 16" curbs anyway?
It was the only nice looking thing on my car save for the boost guage

remembering that day saddens me

I need to be held

People, don't ask me what cave I live in but this is the first time I've seen the Bong! post. Mmm... better frequent the Test Area a little more often as there's much to learn about our fellow DMSers here. As you were!

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Cya O!
GiO
More ponies in the paddock than under the bonnet

That's odd.... I heard the oversteer situation involved you, and a couple of bovines..

Moo.

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi

Very witty Skinnaird but The passenger was actually feasting on some tubesteak at the time
hence the incident

On a slightly more serious vein...

This Saturday coming up, Marco has booked me in for the whole day to have the mighty 20G installed!

So, then we'll see who's really your daddy...

If you want to help, come.
BUT! No chit-chat, we're there to work!

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

[This message has been edited by Andrew Bienhaus (edited 12-04-99).]

The real reason Marco hit the curb was because she was giggling so bad, he had to look down and show her where to find the tube steak. Hmmm or was it that you reached down to help your lady friend and realized that she too had a tube steak of her own (eweeee) cause we all know, no woman likes tubesteak

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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom
world's slowest 20G

Mark, LOL!

Or it could be Marco was having difficulty finding a real woman to go cruising with him so he brought along an inflatable one. This way he can just fill her up when he stops to get gas and check his tire pressure.

And as a result he was having a hard time working that doll and driving at the same time


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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org

Oops.. double bonged...

[This message has been edited by Steve Rutledge (edited 13-04-99).]

Close Blake... Marco was messing with his inflatable doll when he hit the curb... but it was because he was trying to save her... You see, Marco's minature needle-di*k accidentally impaled his neumatic honey while he was taking a sharp corner... He took his eyes off the road for a second while he gave her "mouth to ???" and lost control of the car. But fear not. With alittle help of some duct tape, she's back in action again..making his drive to work in the 323 all the more pleasant. But don't worry, Marco now takes some precautions to prevent another nasty puncture while driving with his helium lady... He has gobbed a small amount of rubber cement on the end of his penis to dull the sharp-end, and to keep his love-life active.
That's why he hasn't bought himself a Talon yet... He's currently saving all his pennies to invest in a new balloon baby... made of 2 inch thick latex.



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nineteenpoundsallday
A.K.A. sixpucksteve
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html


[This message has been edited by Steve Rutledge (edited 13-04-99).]

Of course!!!

Now I get it!

No wonder he was so desperate to buy my battery-operated air compressor from me.

It's all so clear now... but it gives a whole new meaning to pull beside... ewwwwww!
"Not that there's anything wrong with that... mind you."



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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

[This message has been edited by Andrew Bienhaus (edited 13-04-99).]

2 things...
Rutledge, WTF you mean by 80's rap $h!t
I know rap music is an oxy moron to most earing wearing, gotee wearing CFNY/Q107 "white folks" but to this extremely lightskinned whanabe, it is music

and what did that biatch-a$$ guy write that was soo bad? enquiring minds want to know...

hehe I'm like a rubber necker on the 401 eh?

shooting for 200....

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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom
world's slowest 20G

Marco....uhhh, you ok there?
once again, if you need someone to talk to im here for ya buddy. Im not no shrink or anything but Im a good listener and I may be able to help you out just by listening. Its good to let yourself go once in a while but F--K man you need help.

Uh huh, music, yeah, that's what it is. Right.

Hey, every type of music has it's place... and some of the Dance/Rap music is good in the clubs... heck, I own a lot of it from the DJ days.

But, you think I can stand to listen to it? Ha! No soul man, no feeling, little talent, and most of all, NO REAL INSTRUMENTS...

But, hey, to each his own... I consider Rap/Dance as "All Show, No Go".

Maybe there's a correlation here...

-snicker-
Too bad we don't have Marco to pick on, we're having to lay into Mark now...

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

Wow, I did'nt know this thread still existed.

Are they still dissing your RX7 Marco?

well just for the record, I think they are really cool. The MPG/displacement ration is really funny though.

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Michel
World's slowest and ugliest 16G
www.azur.qc.ca/rallye/

http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Boulevard/5981/index.html


Pardon the technical difficulties, This is my first time trying to get graphics on. Click that thing there, it's worth it.


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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org[/b]][b]www.sask.dsm.org[/b]
[email:heisler_316@hotmail.com]heisler_316@hotmail.com[/email]




[This message has been edited by Blake Heisler (edited 15-04-99).]

Got to love that! Let me help you out there Blake.. You tried to display a HTML page as an image.


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nineteenpoundsallday
A.K.A. sixpucksteve
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Thanks Steve. I figured it out now


Guess Marco gets a double dose. (Hope everyone like the loading time )

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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org[/b]][b]www.sask.dsm.org[/b]
[email:heisler_316@hotmail.com]heisler_316@hotmail.com[/email]




[This message has been edited by Blake Heisler (edited 15-04-99).]

>No soul man, no feeling, little talent, and
>most of all, NO REAL INSTRUMENTS...

OUCH!

well, I must disagree
Rap is full of soul, talent and instruments. Problem (or not) is that they are "borrowed" from other songs

as for talent...you try talking that fast, and then breathing only when possible. It actually requires training...

Besides, look what rap has done for us...ok well lets not

Marco, where are you buddy, I'm drowning here...

Oh yeah, one more thing...it would seem that some people feel the need to copy my "worlds fastest..." I'm flattered

hey look 141!!!

Damn Pino, you'd better get that Bracks-7 finished soon!!!


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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom
world's slowest 20G

Hey Blake oh that one was real rich.
but it's actually the reverse of that
because I'd rather be rotary than piss-ton
hows that for witty?
no rotor no motor.
word

anyway I like hip hop, But R+B sucks big time, even I can write lyrics for those songs, its just country music for the urban people.
Everybody crying about losing love, or their bimmer got shot up. brother.
you know like my cousin (who is my wife) left me and I dang near put my shotgun handle thru the windsheild of her pickup truck. B'rer

do you see the similarities?

Andrew, you used to DJ too? you must be joking. who'd you dj for funky joe? weddings, barmitzvah's?

Marco, you forgot the lyrics..

"All the coat hanger apex seals just blew out of my rotor..."


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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi
ICQ # 9622983
www3.sympatico.ca/steve.kinnaird

Nawwww.... I did the pub crowds at University for a few years. A good mix of dance, dance-able rock, pop, stuff like that.

The kind of music that you can dance to, OR just sit and enjoy listening to. You know?

Scary as it sounds, I actually know who Funky Joe is. Ick.

"Besides, look what rap has done for us...ok well lets not "
Hmmmm gang violence, riots, armed thugs, hmmmm.... Ok, let's not.

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
World's Fastest Workbench!



[This message has been edited by Andrew Bienhaus (edited 16-04-99).]

Hmmmm, kinda quiet in here for the last couple days?
where are all the ladies hanging?
it seems since the last post someone has aquired a 20g, and my car is still blown

The irony is sickening

Ha! jokes - my bimmer got shot up, brother.

Word! all by bitches and sell out snitches. Ima tap dat ass girl cause you know i'm yo sweet daddy. They call me sexual chocolate - cause Ima melt in ya mouth not in ya hands.

Damn I dig "slow jams"

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2G TSi AWD "keep it real - puttin tha smack down."
www.sotawall.com/awd

NOW OPEN!!!
PPG's Homeboy shopping network

Our opening special is the Shakur bullet proof vest. Its notoriously BIG and now comes in a handy TUpak...

sexual chocolate...isn't that a Black sheep thing?
BTW
Pankew...what?
Pankew...What?
Pankew...WHAT?

you welcome (LOL)

hehe sorry man, I had to...bring on the Demerol



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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom
world's slowest 20G

Forget pretty coloured tubes and the clutches, what we really need here is a group purchase on ritilin...

The ritillin could never stop the the
[b]DISCO FEVER[/b} that's burning in me right now

Makes me wanna go put on my nuthugger red bellbottoms, gold chain, and wide collar dress shirt and kick up the dance floor.

alright everybody [b] do the busstop! [b/]

Mark, play that funky music whiteboy

150*BONG*150
150
B2C in 50
werd

Marco is your RX-7 still as dead as disco?
I don't think either will ever have a revival.

buzzz
rotary
triangles
boom
disco
dead

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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org[/b]][b]www.sask.dsm.org[/b]
[email:heisler_316@hotmail.com]heisler_316@hotmail.com[/email]

Wow! does that ever bring back some "BONG" memories.. I had almost forgotten what started it all... that lovely weed-whacker rotary thing. (don't laugh, ask Marco about the rotary weed whacker, lawnmower..) hmm.. I see a yard-work trend here...

I want some more of Papa's pasta!! that stuff rocked!!

(ahhh.. to be back on my OWN turf.. eh, Marco )

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi
ICQ # 9622983
www3.sympatico.ca/steve.kinnaird

is it "weed whacker", or "weed wacker"?? either way, I spell it R - O - T - A - R - Y....

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi
ICQ # 9622983
www3.sympatico.ca/steve.kinnaird

Rotary = wacker
If Marco is daddy he must be a single daddy
Disco Fever! Disco Fever

buzzzz
disco
no ladies
wacker
boom
Viagra

Next time I dust off all the big displacement punks at Cayuga - I'm going to stop on the return lane - get out and bust off some silly moves.....

The Superbowl Shuffle, Gangsta Hustler, Harlem Bitch Shuffle, the Hoochie Mama and end it up with a B-BOY stance and say WORD! And because I brought my own cheerleaders - peeps be goin bucknuts for my unboosted 13s.

L8R

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2G TSi AWD "keep it real - puttin tha smack down."
www.sotawall.com/awd




[This message has been edited by David Pankew (edited 22-04-99).]

Hey Marco
wanna tell us all about that new sale of yours
for every turbo installed, a free re-installation (DOH!)

you have been hanging around too many rotary cars huh?

whir....boom

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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom
world's slowest 20G

I'll take that deal!!!


Yeah, it sucks to be me right now.

And on top of it, the rental car is heap of a cavalier.

And then Marco says... "Yeah, and while the Turbo is down in Texas being rebuilt, have them turn it into a Frankenstein, yeah Yeah! WERD!"

I just want my baby back... I miss her.

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
World's Deadest Turbo



[This message has been edited by Andrew Bienhaus (edited 23-04-99).]

With all this work ahead of him Marco will never get his weed-wacker operational again.
Maybe you should just soup-up the 323, it'll be faster anyway.


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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org[/b]][b]www.sask.dsm.org[/b]
[email:heisler_316@hotmail.com]heisler_316@hotmail.com[/email]

I already did the 323 thing we did 12.7 I still got the slip. Now I wanna pump you guys with a mans car. rear drive
tire frying
sideways driving
fire breathing
rotary monster.

with a mesh on the pipe to catch the apex seals

And by catching them you can glue them back together and reuse them next week when your rotary blows up again right?
I should get Marco to do my income tax he knows how to save $$$$

Buzzzz
Boom!
Superglue
Rebuild
Buzzz
Boom!
Superglue
Rebuild



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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org[/b]][b]www.sask.dsm.org[/b]
[email:heisler_316@hotmail.com]heisler_316@hotmail.com[/email]

breeeep, breeeep, breeep
is it me or only the crickets making fun of Marco

Good news girls, the new donor motor is apart and ready for the racing apex seals, turbo street port ala magnus, and don't forget the fresh paint.
I just aquired a TIG welder so I am in the mood to make a gigantic intercooler for my beast, out of the two cores that I have.
Soon I will have the motor ready to drop in to the heap, and you will all be shaking in your little AWD boots.
You guys may make fun of me but I scored this motor for fifty bucks, and it's mint inside.

Heed the warnings
the Holset is coming
Big Daddy will soon be spooling near you

muhahahahahahaha

Just keeping you updated.

rebuild
buzz
triangles
spinning
doors getting pumped
DSM members averting their eyes in shame
young women throwing themselves at me

the PIMP will return




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Marco
pull beside
TO4E or bigger
who's your Daddy

hey Marco, I wanna see your new beast on Saturday. I want to know what a nice Garett looks like.

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Michel
Soon to be with the big boys with a TO4
www.azur.qc.ca/rallye/

Garretts are for girls You should see the size of that Holset skinnyboy has sitting in his office. I crawled inside it today and had a nap. Dam turbine kept poking me in the rib tho.

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nineteenpoundsallday
A.K.A. sixpucksteve
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Ya it's almost as big as my ego!
can you say: DADDY?

Yeah Steve, it blows almost as much hot air as Marco does.

A good match, I'd say...

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
World's Emptiest Workbench!

Someone will have to let the authorities know about Marco transporting his "young women" around inside his intercooler
At least he SAYS they're women...

Pretty quiet in here.

or have you all cowered away in fear?

Hey Marco, your 323 really does 12.7??
Cool, cause when i was following you last week, you seemed to be a little bit slower than me, but not by that much. I was really depressed.

BTW, where's my piping?

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Michel
Soon to be with the big boys with a TO4
www.azur.qc.ca/rallye/

HAHAHAHA!!!! That's WAY too funny! I would be suprised if that 323 could break into the 19's! It's another car that ran 12's. Sorry Michel

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nineteenpoundsallday
Nolonger known as sixpucksteve
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Now I'm really depressed!! Ok now who wants to buy my DSM???

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Michel
Soon to be with the big boys with a TO4
www.azur.qc.ca/rallye/

So is this thing going to break the 200 mark?

I could sit here all day writing useless posts to be the one to break the 200 mark

But I wont

I had actually thought of doing that in the 150's on a day home sick from work once.. obviously I didn't... 200 should be comin' soon though. Now if we could just post something worthwhile to get us there.

Have I mentioned how nicely RX 7's go up in flames?? watch out! here comes Marco to help us hit the mark!

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi
ICQ # 9622983
www3.sympatico.ca/steve.kinnaird

speaking of flames and rotary, you should see the yellow 1G RX7 belch out flames. it's really nice. That must be the loudest car I've ever heard (from a such a small displacement).

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Michel
Soon to be with the big boys with a TO4
www.azur.qc.ca/rallye/

My God! That thing is way too loud! You could run 3 DSM's with no 02 housing and it wouldn't be that loud.

It's not at all like Marco's RX-7... It's so quiet that you'd hardly know it was running... Oh.. that's because it doesn't run.

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nineteenpoundsallday
Nolonger known as sixpucksteve
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Not to help marco out or anything but I saw it running one day........."one day"

Marco should just throw his big turbo and FMIC on his 323. It would probably be faster anyway. Of course it's all Mazda crap so it won't stand a chance against a DSM.


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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org[/b]][b]www.sask.dsm.org[/b]
[email:heisler_316@hotmail.com]heisler_316@hotmail.com[/email]

you bastards, its 2 am And I just finished porting my motor, I come here and see this,

I get nothing but flak from you people,
Thats it
I'm just hoping I'll be ready for friday.
I can't wait to kick some rubber on all you steve's cars

Go git 'em Marco!!!

Arf Arf Arf Arf!!!

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
World's Emptiest Workbench!

just testing!

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RºªD PïG
1991 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
WORLDS FIRST CAR WITH PINK GAUGES



[This message has been edited by Allen Palubiski (edited 23-05-99).]

Pink guages?
your a sissy

GET HIM!

Hey don't make me drop kick you through that wall again Marco! There is nothing wrong with being different....you should know!

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RºªD PïG
1991 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
WORLDS FIRST CAR WITH PINK GAUGES



[This message has been edited by Allen Palubiski (edited 23-05-99).]

You won't have to Allen, I'm sure PPG will kick his ass for spelling gauges wrong...

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi
ICQ # 9622983
www3.sympatico.ca/steve.kinnaird

Haha...You know those mechanics and their spelling!

So who's all chipping in on this challenge?

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RºªD PïG
1991 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
WORLDS FIRST CAR WITH PINK GAUGES

I pumped an RX7 yesterday and I was hardly even tring. And he was squeeking tires. Here I come with a granny start and smoke'em, I mean it wasn't even a challenge.

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Paul Iwankow - Winnipeg DSM Owner
1991 Eagle Talon TSi AWD

So Paul....
you think you have enough huh?
think you can take on a guy with a rusty 85 rx-7 who cant spell guages?

bring it on

Hey Pino
I just noticed something today
RX is the short form for perscription...
coincedence, I think not
take 2 apex seals and call me in the morning

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PurplePlymouthGuy
1992 Laser AWD
world's fastest wire loom
world's slowest 20G

saw an 3rd gen RX7 yesterday on the side of the road with the hood open, and owner talking frantically on the phone, probably saying:
"I paid $20k for this piece of crap, c'mon CAA guys, its too embarrassing to sit here while ppl are laughing @ me,...cant u send a tow truck + car cover sooner?" hahaha

the sight was funny, reminded me of this bong thing, thought i post it.

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"Yoda" has spoken!
http://www.angelfire.com/on2/sn/index.html

Or maybe he is talking to Marco on the other line:

" Hey man, what the hell you mean they blow up every 5K? Are you saying tearing the engine down is considered regular maitenance?"

He later calls Joey "Raging Hard-On" Scalacci to "negotiate"

L8R

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2G TSi AWD "keep it real - puttin tha smack down."
www.sotawall.com/awd

sh!t that was witty!
I was wondering where all the good humour has gone,
ya well at least its cheaper to rebuild a rotary than a DSM.
Hey Dave how'd you know my midlle name was raging Hard on?
Come get your silly little Samaruki.
I'm now gonna crush up some apex seals and take them with my tea.

Seeing how it's taking 4ever to reach the 200 mark, I'm pitchin' in to get there that much quicker. Besides, reading this stuff from time to time keeps my wits up.

Marco, make sure you put handles on your rust bucket so it'll be that much easier to pick up the pieces later on! J/K. I see how everyone is giving you a hard time so I thought I'd put my .02 in.

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Slowpoke,
The Black Plagued 91 AWD

Hey leave "Sammy" the Samurai alone - my GF loves that thing. It has got us out of some binds. Like starting this winter when the DSM didn't and running through snow - I couldn't.

Check this out by my calculations in 4 years of ownership that car has cost ........get ready to cry......around $800 ( yes that includes the latest ) in repairs.

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2G TSi AWD "keep it real - puttin tha smack down."
www.sotawall.com/awd

Nino!
You cheap bastard... get an email address!!!

Well, at least phone me... (519) 658-5981 at home, and (905) 643-3300 at work. Need some info from you... and Marco keeps forgetting to give me your phone number!

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
World's Emptiest Workbench!

I dunno about Nino. Hotmail could be a too pricey for him


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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org[/b]][b]www.sask.dsm.org[/b]
[email:heisler_316@hotmail.com]heisler_316@hotmail.com[/email]

Hey Marco,
Is your rusty disco machine fixed yet? You keep talking about how fast it's gonna be, I wanna see some numbers.

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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org[/b]][b]www.sask.dsm.org[/b]
[email:heisler_316@hotmail.com]heisler_316@hotmail.com[/email]

c'mon 200

C'MON 200

hehehehehe!!!!!!
whatta waste

Hmmm... since the UBB only counts REPLIES, wasn't your 2nd post actaully number 200??

Oh, and damn you for making me miss it AGAIN!!.. sigh.. ok, I'll get 300 I guess..

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi
ICQ # 9622983
www3.sympatico.ca/steve.kinnaird

Bastards I was gunning for 200

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92 Laser RS non-turbo
www.sask.dsm.org[/b]][b]www.sask.dsm.org[/b]
[email:heisler_316@hotmail.com]heisler_316@hotmail.com[/email]

What happened - aren't you guys going to try for 500 (or 300 whatever comes first). Everytime you guys check the UBB put a post up here - or else.

Cody "The New DSM Riceboy" Dyck
LRDamien@Hotmail.com http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Lane/8647 / http://sask.dsm.org
34511803

Now, I REALLY wish that I had a cable modem!!! geez, stay away from a thread for a month and this is what you get? Man, this was painfull, and since I waited as long as I did for it to load, I might as well post a completely meaningless blurb to say that I survived the BONG! .........so far!

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93 Talon Tsi AWD

I can't believe you waited all that time for the page to load, just to see this!

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See ya,
Steve.

'92 Eagle Talon Tsi
ICQ # 9622983
www3.sympatico.ca/steve.kinnaird

Yeah really... it's getting one step beyond. And, it's nothing really funny to read any more...

Long gone are the days of Marco abuse... the long hours of RX-7 bashing... -snif-

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
World's Emptiest Workbench!

Maybe it's time we said goodbye to this entertaining thread and close it for good... We'll say afew words at the next meeting... kinda like a bong funeral.

Andy.. close this thread before it starts to decay and rot.

Good bye bong... we'll miss you.

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Growing More Bitter Everyday
nineteenpoundsallday
91 AWD tor-pw1.netcom.ca/~lowvolt/specs.html

Maybe you're right Steve... -sniff-

Well, the next version of the UBB is going to break up long message threads into chunks anyhow, so, it would have stopped and been chopped shortly anyhow...

The bong is dead! Long live the bong!

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Andrew Bienhaus - Web-Team Dude
1997 Eagle Talon TSi AWD
World's Emptiest Workbench!

It just didn't seem right, not to unlock this one...

No posts in 12 years? SHeeeeesh!

Naahhhh.. something ain't right... I KNOW I've posted since then.

Actually, in hindsight, I think I'm getting it confused with the check, check, 1, 2, 1, 2 thread... ??

Could be... but it was a rebirth of bong.
Not unlike Pong.

5 years later.

You can thank Jeff M. For the rebirth of the bong thread.

And Google.

It will never end! See you on 2019/02/12

Whats google?

Jesus that's old!