My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head...

...and that's the way I likes it!!!

It gets 22 Hectors on a single tank of kerosine.

PUT IT IN H!

I'll get down with your lawsuit. Disco Stu got hooked on the white stuff back in the 70's.

What are you gonna do? Sick your dogs on me? Or your bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at me?

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England!

When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie --Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie, Police Academy.

Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.

..and that talking coyote was really just that talking dog "find your soulmate homer" wait a minute dogs can't talk "woof woof" damn right

What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.

I'm standing here live in front of the county courthouse. How can i prove it's live? PENIS!

A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets

and to prove im not lieing
BOOM
maybe it jut blew up on its own
we can't take that chance
ohh you always say that i wanna take a chace

Oh! And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember that time I took a home wine making course and forgot how to drive?

bake him away toys
what did u say chief?
do what the boy said

I'm beginning to think that Stan Lee's mind is no longer in mint condition.

Nerd kid: uhhhh... but only batman fits in my batmobile!

Stan Lee: THe thing fits in ther eperfectly. Look, he's fitting right now!

Nerd kid: uhh... you broke my batmobile

Stan Lee: Broke, or made it better? Hmm hmm...

Is this cel worth anything?


Huh, let me show you something. This, this is a Snagglepuss drawn by Hic Hiesler, it is worth something. This, this is an arm drawn by nobody, it is worth nothing.

In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Now now people, we're all frightened and horny...

I think I brained my damage.

I'll now open the floor to wild accusations.

Good morning Super Nintendo Chalmers!

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"

Marge: "Homer, are you gonna hit Ned Flanders over the head with that pipe?"
Homer: "Yea-No"

"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history, from the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chest-nut tree...ahhh"

"To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all the world's problems"

Thats a whole lot of pre marital diddly!!!

"No TV and no beer make Homer go something something...."
"Crazy??"
"Don't mind if I do!!!! WOOOB WOOB WOOOB WOOOB"

"In America first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women"

When i was seventeen, i drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer i purchased with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee, i stayed up listening to Queen.
When i was seventeen...

Stupid Flanders!!!

Caaaaalm down Ned-ly-iddly-diddly-diddly, they did their best shodiddly-iddly-diddly......gotta be nice hostility-iddly-diddly.....AW HELL DIDDLY-DING-DONG-CRAP! CAN'T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT???!!!

AND YOU!!! I DON"T EVEN KNOW YOU, BUT IM SURE YOU'RE A JERK!!