I know "war stories" are not really politically correct anymore, but I have not had so much fun on the road in a long time, so I just had to share.
Coming home from breakfast out, some young fellow in some little Mazda, who had obviously spent a lot of money on paint, rims, and a loud exhaust, and nothing on performance, decided that he should be in front of me instead of behind me, so he lined up beside me at a red light. I guess he figured a scooter would be easy, because he did not really give it when the light changed. I gave just enough to stay ahead of him. When he realized he was not passing me, he went WOT and I kept giving just enough to stay ahead of him. When I finally backed off for safety reasons, and he did his flyby, he was shouting something out his window, but I wonder how embarrassed he must feel having been badly beaten by a 65 year old guy on a scooter?

Lmfao... Good job Ziggy.

Haha... You need a Cam on that scooter Ziggy!
I get the same things now when people just think my car is a Lancer. Last victim was a shiny new STI with his girlfriend.
Cheers

Fun, isn't it?

Haha, i don't laugh out loud often but this is definitely one of those times.

Nice one Zig!!

So much! Never gets old!

Lol there's a couple scooters that come to our little 1/8th mile track, they put a pretty good hurt on a lot of cars, seen a few of the cars just leave after lol.

I know little to nothing about scooters but what kind of engines/specs they come with?

Mine is not the one in my avatar. It is a 650cc twin, liquid cooled and fuel injected. Mine is a 2003, but the new ones are not that different. You can see a new one here:
https://www.suzuki.ca/en/2017-burgman-650-abs

well done Ziggy, i think you should invest in GoPro ))