me vs. VENOM
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September 05, 2006 05:21 pm UTC
September 05, 2006 05:21 pm UTC
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Pat Fisher
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Ok everyone, I'll try to make this short and sweet but it is a long story. Im sure a bunch of you have seen or heard of this 2003 Sean Hyland Supercharged yellow Cobra Mustang "VENOM", done up like a Corbra R. Well anyway he's from the London area but races in everything all across Ontario. He is also a regular out at the King of the Hill competition at Delaware Speedway (a half mile oval). Nobody has been able to beat this guy out there yet. We won one of the KOTH nights this year with the 2G black beast but he was not there that night. Last Friday night was the last one of the year and we wanted a piece of this guy. I didn't care about taking home the hardware, we came to stop this Cobra. Our car of choice this time was our own 91 AWD talon dynoing right now at 395 whp. Getting right to the racing. My first race was no problem. Second race was fun beating a "hulked up" 5.0 mustang. Third race: me vs. VENOM. The offical lined us up at the start/finish, pointed his flag at me first "Are you ready". I went on launch control then he pointed his flag at "VENOM" and the S.O.B. took off and left me standing there. Now you all notice that I didn't say that the offical dropped the flag meaning we can go. He jumped the start. Not by a bumper, but by a mile. He obviously beat me and they didn't call a restart. I am pissed, so I pull back through the pit and right up beside him. "Do you want to this again? The right way, a fair race." I said to him. He wants nothing to do with it, and says he left early because I have a more powerful car and AWD. He goes to the final and wins his trophy and the offical on the microphone says to him. "The talon is pissed, what happened?" He openly admits to about 1000 people in the crowd that he left early because of me having a more powerful car. Well at least half of those 1000 people "booooooo..ed" him off the oval. The more power thing is a cop-out because I know that he is pushing almost 600whp out of that Cobra. A fair race between the 2 of us would have been great, and if (big IF) he would have beat me, I might have just shook his hand. This guy obviously would have done anything to not be beat. If I scared him that bad that he had to cheat I'll take it as a compliment because his Cobra is no joke. But he is a joke and a cheat and the colour of his car is perfect for him "yellow". I'll put this guy away next year. If he shows up. If you guys want a good laugh go on www.lamc.ca then go to "racing" "King of the Hill" for the mustang take on it. When he mentions his "little stunt", he means "cheated" like a yellow belly Cobra shitstang thats getting an AWD TSI beatdown the next time I see him. Sorry its so long of a story, thanks for listening.
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Re: me vs. VENOM
#139568
September 05, 2006 05:42 pm UTC
September 05, 2006 05:42 pm UTC
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Mike Jackson
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What a dick. I can't beleive the members of that site are supporting his actions.
1998 AWD 12.1@122 421whp -SOLD Duck Dodgers = EPIC FAILZ!
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Re: me vs. VENOM
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September 05, 2006 06:04 pm UTC
September 05, 2006 06:04 pm UTC
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Ryan Laliberte
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WOw, Pat, you're notorious on that site...these shitstang guys are quite afraid of a TSi AWD with some mods. From the LAMC Forum:
The Talon owner is not a friend but we met a while back on Sparta where he made it clear that he wanted to kick my ass on KOTH! Racing a few modified AWD TSI's and Subaru STI's in the past two years in Solosprint I had a fair idea of what to expect from those cars - on race rubber they can be VERY quick (Kyle Lynch in an 500+hp STI beat me on TMP when I was running my 8PSI setup) it wasn't the car that made me nervous - it was the driver! I had no intention fitghting for a spot into turn 3 with a potentially fast car on STREET tires driven by someone who I've never raced before so I made a bad call.
AHAHAHAHaH good job Pat!!!
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Re: me vs. VENOM
#139571
September 05, 2006 07:07 pm UTC
September 05, 2006 07:07 pm UTC
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Jerry Rose
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Thats too bad Pat most mustang guys I know have more class than that. Venom web page 500+hp dyno
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Re: me vs. VENOM
#139577
September 06, 2006 01:37 pm UTC
September 06, 2006 01:37 pm UTC
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Troy Jollimore
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Look at it this way, he admitted it publicly. A REAL dirtscum Stanger would have been, "It's not MY fault the rice-driver was napping! He must have been scared to race ME! I don't have to prove nothing now by racing again..."
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Re: me vs. VENOM
#139579
September 06, 2006 08:22 pm UTC
September 06, 2006 08:22 pm UTC
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Mike Jackson
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He is still a douche bag. If anyone wants to argue the degree of the doucheness with Troy feel free. I would only consider undouching him if I saw him repent for his sins Perhaps this Killer5L guy can talk him into it.
1998 AWD 12.1@122 421whp -SOLD Duck Dodgers = EPIC FAILZ!
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Re: me vs. VENOM
#139587
September 08, 2006 01:29 am UTC
September 08, 2006 01:29 am UTC
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Noah Wiles
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^^^^ Agreed, if you can come back next season bigger and badder chances are a head start may not matter.
1997 Eagle Talon TSi - JDM 6 bolt = SOLD! 2008 Mistubishi Lancer GTS 2008 Chevy Equinox
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