Creative eh? How's this?

Had a tailgater a while back in the summertime. He was all over my ass, and wouldn't pass me, just some kid being a dick after I passed him further on back.

So, without warning, on a straight stretch, I pulled into the oncoming lane (no cars coming) slammed on my brakes, let him by, then rode his ass with my high beams on for about 5 minutes before I came to my road.

I hate tailgaters. And Nigel, I hope you nail the guy!