pppppsssstttttt Hey guys...

I'm not slow anymore.... muhahahhahha
=)

The only thing that Steves 14.0 1/4mile tells us that the older you get the worse your driving skills are.

Mike you're gettin pretty old too so don't be suprised if you find yourself in the 14 second @106mph/I wish I had an AWD boat too.

Some wonderful 2.4s, and 2.5s.. I WISH the spinning had stopped by 60ft...

Better be careful with that sig.. ask PPG what happens. (Especially when I've got more options at my disposal than you do. And I'm not above using them!)

Torrey: Trust me. You're STILL slow. (And I don't mean just your car!)

Vince: Ya ya.. I'm getting old, and maybe my driving IS getting worse. Lucky for me though, my "mechanic's skills" have gotten better. It lets me actually GET to the track when I want to.

haha Steve even my 13.9 is still faster then you!!

If you keep getting slower even my Crapolier Z24 will keep up with you. After all I have the same amount of litres as you do seconds in the 60ft.

Ya Steve... at least my shifting doesnt deteriorate w/ age

Man, with a 14 second run, I'm sure to beat ya at Cayuga.

Heck even Mark w/ his POS Pontiac would lay some smack down. (its sad but true)

Ok, kiddies.. obviously you guys haven't been paying attention. You think you can just jump into the BONG! thread and talk about whatever you want!?!?

You 3 need to go back and re-read this thing from the START. Yep. That's right. Go back, read it all. From the beginning. Don't just jump in with a wiseass comment and think you're included.

When you're done reading, then (and only then) decide if you got the balls, AND the horsepower.

If you think you do, I'll meet you on the highway.

Then, the 4 of you (Yes.. PPG will be back there too...) can meet me. I'll already have the beers waiting for you.

Now, let's forget about your E.T. worries. 'Cause this race just gets going after the 1/4 mile...

altogether now...
rollin
in my 14-point-oh
with the boost turned down,
so my tires won't scroll.

PPG's on stand-by,
waving just to say hi.
did he stop?
Hell no he just strolled by



Mike, are we gonna see the new POS on Sunday?

Not sure. My buddy is coming down from Ottawa this weekend so it depends on when he leaves. If he leaves Sunday (or has plans with family) I'll make it down in the new girl. She still needs a few items before she can race though.

Actually it seems that your FWD POS and 14sec driving skills is the only thing that doesn't belong in here.

The race just starts after the 1/4 mile eh? I wouldn't be taken that car of yours past 60km/h nevermind 100mph with those bifocal geezer eyes of yours.

Don't be scared of the Z24 you will grow to like the chevy bowtie on the rear tail.

Ya but are you bringing our car?

give me 1 week, you're all goin down (vince is at the top of my list)

"in the new girl"

translation:
Yes I will be bringing the new car if I come.. at the speed limit and I willn ot be doing any highway racing at all.

Don't worry, you won't even have to break the speed limit to beat these chumps

Oh...I thought you got a new girl friend and wanted to show her off.

... ya. Because that puppy is going to blow sky high the first time you turn the key..

I'd be shaking too..

BTW: Looks like Powder Puff Girl is coming over to yank his A/C tonight.

[sigh] Doesn't he know that losing the 60 lbs isn't going to be enough for him to catch me??

pffftt

Eh Steve, are you up for racing today? Its raining pretty good out... oh shoot... FWD. Sorry I forgot about that for a second there.

Against you, Torrey??

ANYTIME..... rain, snow, I don't care. You've got so much wood, I'll take you in ANY conditions...

soooooooo I think I finally get why Steve offers to help me with my car.

Saturday we got together to pull out the A/C from the car. We started late, and finished even later. We ended up ripping 2 of the injector o-rings, and Steve donated 2 of his for my car to get me home. I left his place about 1:30am.

Today I look under the car and see oil stains on the ground. I took the car out for the ride today and found more oil leaking from somewhere. Turns out WE left the hose clamp off the fuel return line. HE accidentally

OK, so you found the misplaced bolt....

BUT, did you find any of the cat litter I poured into the hole when it was out??

You have to remove the balance shaft bolt to remove the a/c?

Clumping or Regular?

Gettin' closer now... now that I have a permanent pit crew to work on the car 24/7.

PS: Nice pic Cadet Steve... -snicker-

Yes. No more questions!

Andy, you WISH you had a hat that cool! I miss the good 'ol drinking lid. That baby saved my noggin in a Roman candle fight, back in '93.

What?

PPG: Gt35R, shearer manifold, AEM EMS, Dyno tuning, 2 engine rebuilds by a pro shop, freshly rebuilt tranny...

12.1

Peckerhead: PPGs old 20G, 2G manifold, stock ecu with $10 worth of parts added, couple of 3rd gear pulls to tune, first ever home engine rebuild, original 1990 tranny with 280K kms on it....

12.4

WHO won?

You win for the cheapest bastard ever to live

I was the fastest and quickest.

If it was about money spent, then I should have bought a Porsche like Dennis.

If its about who's car is sexy, fast and exotic looking, then I win

You should have bought 2 Porsches.

Purple, is neither fast, nor exotic.

What I just realized is even worse though:

With the high 10s and LOW 11s we saw there that day, both of us should STFU.

When all is said and done though, my car and I are way cooler than your car and you.

It doesn't matter whether you win by an inch or a mile.

Winning's Winning.


Sorry.................

If that's the case... go back to that pic of the first race PPG and I had.

Notice which side the "win light" is on.

HA!

It's just like in High School when you were called a winner...

2002? really? Holy sh!t! I can't beleive its been 5 years.

And Andy's car still ain't running

And I'm still faster than you

And you're still making excuses


FWD rulez!
bahahahahahaha!

LOL! You've still got that can of whoop-ass don't you?

Yep.. been a long time. Apparently, some things never change.

The only difference is that back then, you kept pushing coolant trying to stay ahead of me. Now you're spewing oil. While my car sleeps quietly in the garage tonight without a fresh drop of anything underneath it.

Jokes



Exactly the way I like my car after a day of racing....
It's always nice to see a drip free, blowby free motor

Puff puff pass....

Just cause I said you could talk sh!t doesn't mean you're supposed to.

Careful what you step in

Oh I can sure handle some smack talk after a decent day of racing

puff puff

I've seen the Peckerhead/PPG grudge match going on for some years now. I'll stay out of that one, since its out of my league

I really thought Tim would have been game though. Guess not this year.

lol the grudge match amuses me. Makes it worth driving 4 hours. Next time they need to sell pop corn at the track =]

Bring your own.. we can pop it on PPG's exhaust manifold. It's not good for much else.

My exhaust manifold is very good at catching and burning off excess power steering fluids, oil, coolant and whatever else I can spew at it

I will jiffy pop off the manifold =]

I'm right there, I just need race gas, a new tune for the gas, a new 3-4 hub and sleeve and a good third gear.

Slick will be for next year. Then it will truly be fair.

Will anyone be coming out for the CSCS event on Sunday? I was there last event, and I didn't see any DSMs (other than Marco's).