Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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October 29, 2002 08:17 pm UTC
October 29, 2002 08:17 pm UTC
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Waldo Calderon
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In the interest of keeping the fight clean (Ya but for how long) and somewhat interesting, todays topic is Bart's Slow Ass Driving. Bart is slow. This has been a fact since he joind the board. For as long as I could recall, I always attributed the slowness to the NT DSM. He started off with an NT DSM. Which is kind of cryptic in itself. Contrary to popular beliefe, the NT does not stand for Non Turbo but is short hand for NOT. As in NOT DSM because it's not fast enough. While the NT DSM is certainly famous for being so slow it's reliable the true story behind Barts slowness was actully a tale of the Nut Behind the wheel. More accuratly put as in No Nuts behind the wheel. It wasn't long until Bart craved the need for speed. Having trouble with his NT DSM (Look like it didn't like life any more but niether would you if you were owned by Bart) he opted to by a REAL DSM. But low and behold he was still slow. As documented in this post , Bart lacked the testicle fortitude to really launch his car. But his slowness is also hammpered by his inablity to use the search function . In an effort to distract the other member in looking in their rear view mirrors and seing him there fall out into the distance, Bart has devised a few smack talking posts . If talking sh!t made you fast we all know we would have nothing on these Honda boys. But within thier own camp, the trademark honda talking smack, seems to distract each others members as to how slow they really are. Being DSMers does not make us immune to this phenomenon, but I certainly hope this post will help educate Stay tuned for "that Funny Smell from Amins Garage"
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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October 30, 2002 02:42 am UTC
October 30, 2002 02:42 am UTC
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Posts: 4,210 Niagara Falls Ontario
Vince Amato
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Originally posted by Bart Cieslikiewicz: Vince, you just got dissed up in that thread son, face it, it's over, TSR was your best handywork, anything after TSR can't be better, you're going downhill buddy...WHERE'S WALDO???
OFF TOPIC--> AWD vs. FWD: Vince may be going downhill, he is however AWD, see you FWD boyz it's simple, AWD is better, even downhill and engine's off we're faster...[/b]Are you kidding I own that board! I was banned twice but they couldn't keep the man down it's me vs everyone and I kick some large honduh ass.
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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October 30, 2002 03:27 am UTC
October 30, 2002 03:27 am UTC
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Posts: 1,041 Toronto
Bart Cieslikiewicz
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Originally posted by Waldo Calderon: In the interest of keeping the fight clean (Ya but for how long) and somewhat interesting, todays topic is Bart's Slow Ass Driving.
Bart is slow. This has been a fact since he joind the board. For as long as I could recall, I always attributed the slowness to the NT DSM. He started off with an NT DSM. Which is kind of cryptic in itself. Contrary to popular beliefe, the NT does not stand for Non Turbo but is short hand for NOT. As in NOT DSM because it's not fast enough. While the NT DSM is certainly famous for being so slow it's reliable the true story behind Barts slowness was actully a tale of the Nut Behind the wheel. More accuratly put as in No Nuts behind the wheel.
It wasn't long until Bart craved the need for speed. Having trouble with his NT DSM (Look like it didn't like life any more but niether would you if you were owned by Bart) he opted to by a REAL DSM. But low and behold he was still slow. As documented in this post , Bart lacked the testicle fortitude to really launch his car. But his slowness is also hammpered by his inablity to use the search function .
In an effort to distract the other member in looking in their rear view mirrors and seing him there fall out into the distance, Bart has devised a few smack talking posts . If talking sh!t made you fast we all know we would have nothing on these Honda boys. But within thier own camp, the trademark honda talking smack, seems to distract each others members as to how slow they really are. Being DSMers does not make us immune to this phenomenon, but I certainly hope this post will help educate
Stay tuned for "that Funny Smell from Amins Garage" Nice come-back, ADVANTAGE WALDO... Stay tuned for Bart makes an ass of himself...
It's not a Talon, it's a Talonol... And now it's in the garage with a connecting rod sticking out...
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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October 31, 2002 06:08 am UTC
October 31, 2002 06:08 am UTC
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Posts: 345 Kitchener, Ontario
Dan Jackson
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A reply to Mike. J's baby boy being born. Congrats Mike! make sure he has 1.) a turbo in his hand by 4 months 2.)his own DSM by 7 months 3.)his first 12 second pass by the age of 4.
If he learns at the same pace as his father, he will never see a 12 second run
(Insert Ice Cream Truck Music Here) 2006 Mazda 6i GS Sport GFX
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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October 31, 2002 10:21 am UTC
October 31, 2002 10:21 am UTC
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Peter Filz
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what was it called? Paedophile? dude that is sick!!! Hey to each their own I guess... Hey little kiddy, do you want some candy..... (edit: I am of course just kidding...you never know who's watching...)
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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November 01, 2002 12:29 am UTC
November 01, 2002 12:29 am UTC
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Bart Cieslikiewicz
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Originally posted by Josh Stevenson: i hope non of this sh!t offends no one b/c this is fuckin hilarious reading some of the sh!t coming from your mouths...i mean the only thing comin from my mouth is the juice that barts mom left in me the night before... i think i hit the spot how bout u?? As much fun as dissing someone's mom is...dude you must be into the same sh!t as Amin... As far as my sig goes, that's all it is, a sig, it's supposed to be funny...
It's not a Talon, it's a Talonol... And now it's in the garage with a connecting rod sticking out...
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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November 01, 2002 12:31 am UTC
November 01, 2002 12:31 am UTC
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Bart Cieslikiewicz
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Oh Waldo, I'm brewing one up for you, but I am a stoner so it will take some time to come back with genius like you did ...
It's not a Talon, it's a Talonol... And now it's in the garage with a connecting rod sticking out...
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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November 01, 2002 08:11 am UTC
November 01, 2002 08:11 am UTC
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Peter Filz
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Oh Waldo, I'm brewing one up for you Are you talking about a Turd?? I didn't know there was anyone here who was into the SCAT scene
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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November 01, 2002 04:46 pm UTC
November 01, 2002 04:46 pm UTC
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Bart Cieslikiewicz
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Originally posted by Peter Filz: Oh Waldo, I'm brewing one up for you Are you talking about a Turd??
I didn't know there was anyone here who was into the SCAT scene SCAT, maybe you should have a look at Amin's previous posts...
It's not a Talon, it's a Talonol... And now it's in the garage with a connecting rod sticking out...
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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November 01, 2002 06:08 pm UTC
November 01, 2002 06:08 pm UTC
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Posts: 1,958 London, Ontario
Jon Arnett
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Looks like I found a new signature line: Finally he tells the truth. Amin:"p.s. I am naturally lame and at 2:41AM everything is worse!!!" Amin:"apparantly you completely misread my last couple of paraghraph! How often did I ue that anyways?" Boy, that's hard to believe...someone not able to understand a post by Amin Quick Amin, write me a comeback full of non-sensical jibberish.
*2002 Porsche 911 Silver *2006 BMW 325XIT Black *2003 BMW 325i Silver
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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November 01, 2002 06:44 pm UTC
November 01, 2002 06:44 pm UTC
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Jeff Mitchell
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Originally posted by Mike Jackson: Wow you guys have problems. I think the line has been crossed. Let's be more creative and diss on other less descriptive topics please. Like Mike said, the line has been crossed a few too many times in here. Any idiot / 12 year old can write the types of insults that are in here (as you're all demonstrating). Keep it clean and less descriptive or this thread is going to get locked / deleted. And Bart, that sig is *way* over the line. Change it.
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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November 01, 2002 08:02 pm UTC
November 01, 2002 08:02 pm UTC
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Bart Cieslikiewicz
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Originally posted by Jeff Mitchell: Originally posted by Mike Jackson: [b]Wow you guys have problems. I think the line has been crossed. Let's be more creative and diss on other less descriptive topics please. Like Mike said, the line has been crossed a few too many times in here. Any idiot / 12 year old can write the types of insults that are in here (as you're all demonstrating).
Keep it clean and less descriptive or this thread is going to get locked / deleted.
And Bart, that sig is *way* over the line. Change it.[/b]I haven't received any complaints about my sig from any mods...if they say it's over the line I'll change it...
It's not a Talon, it's a Talonol... And now it's in the garage with a connecting rod sticking out...
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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November 01, 2002 10:14 pm UTC
November 01, 2002 10:14 pm UTC
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Scotty Mac
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Originally posted by Jeff Mitchell: Like Mike said, the line has been crossed a few too many times in here. Any idiot / 12 year old can write the types of insults that are in here (as you're all demonstrating).
Keep it clean and less descriptive or this thread is going to get locked / deleted.
[/QB] Josh is only 11 so does that mean he's doing good for his age?
'92 Laser AWD Turbo
It won't give up, It wants me dead God damn this noise inside my head
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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November 01, 2002 11:01 pm UTC
November 01, 2002 11:01 pm UTC
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Amin Ahmadi
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Originally posted by Josh Stevenson: Amin Amin Amin... u gotta have better then that... i mean come on topping up my "windsheild fluid" the only toppin off i did was my last push of super sperm into ur girlfriends mouth. thats why she sooo fat, too much of me in her if u know what i mean... josh Amin Amin Amin... You have got to have better thAn that. I mean come on, toppinG up my windshield fluid. The only topping off I did was my last push of super sperm into your girlfriend 's mouth. That 's why she is so fat. Too much of me in her if you know what I mean. I am very much interested to know who my girlfiend is! Don't worry you wouldn't live long. 18 is the maximum people with this syndrome live!
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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November 01, 2002 11:12 pm UTC
November 01, 2002 11:12 pm UTC
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Scotty Mac
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"All you motherfuckers are going to pay! You are the ones who are the ball-lickers! We're going to frack your mothers while you watch and cry like whiny little bitches"
Just thought a little "Jay and Silent Bob" was appropriate here....
'92 Laser AWD Turbo
It won't give up, It wants me dead God damn this noise inside my head
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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November 02, 2002 05:56 am UTC
November 02, 2002 05:56 am UTC
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Bart Cieslikiewicz
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Originally posted by Amin Ahmadi: Don't worry you wouldn't live long. 18 is the maximum people with this syndrome live![/QB] Wow, Amin you finally said something worth noting...
It's not a Talon, it's a Talonol... And now it's in the garage with a connecting rod sticking out...
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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November 03, 2002 12:18 am UTC
November 03, 2002 12:18 am UTC
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Amin Ahmadi
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Originally posted by Josh Stevenson: Amin thankyou for correcting my spelling mistakes. i think rather then that you should work on your sex life, because i just happened to be talking to your boyfriend and he said your milimeter peter is not doing nothing for him.. here is some advice from a man with a anaconda in his pants; if your little "thing" isn't doing it for him then iadvise you to try your dog! i mean that way the dog cant say how bad you are.. josh Amin, thank you for correcting my spelling. I think rather than that you should work on your sex life, because I just happened to be talking to your boyfriend and he said your milimeter peter is not doing anything for him. Here is some from a man with a anaconda in his pants. If your little thing isn't doing it for him then I advise you to try your dog. I mean thatway the dog can't say how bad you are. The content wasn't worth my time. Originaly posted by Josh Stevenson /WANT $2500/ e-mail me at kickasschipper@yahoo.com... if u live around the burlington area. its a little elligal but there is a 100% chance of NOT gettin cought. get back to me and i explean what goes on!!!!! 2500 dollars to go towards the car, just for doin nothin... josh Now I like you out of here!
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Re: Insult Fest 2K2
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November 04, 2002 05:06 am UTC
November 04, 2002 05:06 am UTC
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Bart Cieslikiewicz
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And we have a winner, Josh is now the winner of a beatiful trip to nowhere, see he got offended and started to explain himself...no insults in his posts at all...
Hey Amin, what did u do to Waldo??? He was looking for you today, and he was all pissed off...sheesh, kiss and make up you two...
It's not a Talon, it's a Talonol... And now it's in the garage with a connecting rod sticking out...
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