When you mention the Virgin Mary to Chuck Norris, he simply laughs and mutters... "Virgin... laugh "

Mr T pitty's the fool, Chuck Norris beats the fools head in.

Chuck Norris has 2 speeds, walk and Kill.

Think of a hot woman, Chuck Norris did her...

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