There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

Chuck Norris can mathematically make two wrongs equal a right.