A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.......lemon,"
"Green.........lime,"
"Orange.......orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may
sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh, my God! They're assholes!!!
