Because they can't keep their sh!t out of the fracking car picture thread.

Brandon, you're bike is so slow, my momma can run backwards sleeping faster than your bike.

Sven... I saw Billy Gibbons 3 weeks ago in Belleville during Musicfest when ZZ Top Headlined. He says Hi.

Reza.... You rock.

As you were.

My "lawn mower" has gone down to california, Dirty jerzy and B-more?

And I don't drive a talon at this point in time. I like my Fairladys.

haha good one ryan.. I like your humour.. it amuses me, That you stick on some sh!t from 1 year ago that you Have NO IDEA about.

But thanks for including me in this thread. shows you have NO LIFE if you must keep bringing me up in your life when YOU HAVE NEVER MEET ME!

And for future reference ryan. I don't want you to bring me up in any of your topics or speak negatively against me..that would be considered a form of harassment

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And P.S Calling my place of employment to talk to my employer and complain about me ryan is illegal.. Just a heads up..

Audi is alright theres a couple running around lloydminster here.. no overly impressive

"And I don't drive a talon at this point in time. I like my Fairladys"
I'm sure you do with that pink bike, sounds like you got a closet problem lmao j/k had to man. I never seen a pink bike and then when I do a dude owns it roflmao, or maybe it just a bike thing, hey Brandon didn't you get a PINK mohawk for you helmet??? lol j/k again.

I can hook you up with about 2-3 bikes in toronto that are like mine?

Why don't you research KANE INSANE.. see what bike he rides.

ah yes, slow bikes, you can mumble that to yourself while you are in my side mirrors blowing gaskets

I will proudly ride my blue SCOOTER, but I would NEVER ride a PINK bike...

What?

This thread got weird pretty fast. Quick, someone post a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.

The waffle bunny is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility waffle research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried waffle remnants and brushing his scapular aside procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
He turns to us and speaks:

Some people like pancakes better. I for one care less for them!

What about Panda Bread?

I really don't want to cause any discord, but I would saddle up on that waffle bunny before I'd ride a pink motorcycle.

And at the panda bread, I've never seen that one before.

Hey some people hate the black bike with white and pink accents.. and some people really love it. . .

They more so like it when it's doing slow wheelies or even circles.

I am guessing the men hate it and the women love it....
Have to agree...I would sooner ride the waffle bunny, LOL...

This whole thread is ghey.

Guys it's summer outside. Get out there and enjoy the cars, bikes, scooters and bunnies. Resume this argument in the winter when there's nothing to do.

In lieu of this terrible weather, I have one thing to say..
Obviously our friend does deliveries for Mary Kay and Avon.
Fastest delivery anywhere!

You caught me.. oh no....Pathetic attempt, Feel free to try again rob.

And who stated I'm your friend? or any one's friend in this thread for a matter of a fact? Before you speak get your facts straight about particular statements before you state them.

Now, All please continue to show me how much you hate the bike, I find it rather amusing!

Quick question Sven.

You own a Bike and a 300ZX.... Tell me again why you're back on this board?

That is, other than to stir up some bovine fecal matter and all that ruccus.

We're all friends here, bud.. Lighten up.
What kind of attention did you expect when you were picking through the paint chips and went with PINK?
You're not Don Cherry. You have to prove that you can do the pink, otherwise, well, you got what was coming.

For someone who thinks the pokes and jokes are pretty funny, you REALLY take things to heart!

WTF lol

Why are some of you guys so touchy?

Take it easy! They're just jokes, jeez!

Rerax and have fun!

I'm going to throw this out there. Everytime I see someone doing stunts on a bike I'm just waiting for them to mess up and get hurt.

Well if someone is out murdering some streets then yes we do get hurt.. but in a parking lot doing idle wheelies? the worst that happens is ripped jeans or scuffed jacket/armor..

Ive seen much worst come from idle wheelies.

MMM thats funny then you must not know people that know how to crash... because it's very easy to just step off... or a golden rule.. when in doubt.. throttle out

Sven, you should put some Youtube videos up teaching how to do it properly. You seem like a pro, so show us how to crash!

Did I state I was a pro no... Do I talk, watch and have ridden with lots of guys who compt. yes...

Why don't you do your own research ryan, because why would I ever help you in life??

Look up george, kurt, thomas, aaron,kane,johnnyB,Outlaw,Johnny R,Guru.

Look up any of those guys. most of them have heard of me.

And ryan you don't even ride so get out of the bike forum

lol is this still going? LMFAO

Ok if this is funny, no why would I help you search yourself, then you help???? lmao this thread is funny sh!t. Anyway bikes are sick, but if I was doing a stunt where I would have to jump off. hahahahahahaha.

That's kind of a broad youtube spectrum to search .


any group names or something? or better yet just link it to this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh2eOWDRNew ("dirty george" george)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StBfCzgJwyE (kurt"turtle" and johnny R are in here)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhH0W3TAiVI&feature=related (kane)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzhb08GNnHo (jessica maine"smalls")

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH4Kj5bzL0c&feature=related (jessica, brandy, alicia)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pdS9ljUmlU&feature=fvw (kurt, george, J bears and more)

You can search... stuntride.com...bmorex...XDL... bikestyles.. Krazy Kyles

Yeah I saw a video of a guy who throttled it out into a crowd.

Not saying it happens but even pros drop bikes and bones break no matter how good you are.

I will say this though, I don't have the balls to stunt on a motocycle.

frack stunts, I rather rip the bike around a track.

yes crashing is part of stunting.. if your not perpared to trash your bike.. stunting isn't for you..

I'm accualy selling my bike this week and getting a sled and a bike out of the states...thats how big of a price difference it is between canada and states... I can buy a 2008 fully stunt 636 for around 2200-2800$ us.. or I can buy a 2001 F4I fully stunt for around 6800$ CND.

What research? And last I checked, this is Club DSM Canada, not "Club Bikes Canada".

I'm sure they've heard of you, but thats all you are Sven, somebody people have "heard" about. You name drop more than you ever prove on a track. You need to get off the keyboard, and go prove yourself. You want to do wheelies and stunt, then go do it, we don't really care to hear about it.

I know Kevin K, Reza, Tim G, Ghislain G, Todd M, personally, but does that make me a better racer/tuner/driver? Hellz no! These guys actually prove themselves on the track, and EARN the respect they deserve. What respect have you earned?

I personally think, even though I have never met you, just speaking on what you've shown yourself to be, you're more talk than walk. You get on here with your sadistic comments, and your caps lock to make yourself seem big, when really, you're just some wannabe from Saskatchewan with your self-proclaimed expertise, and trust me, the name drops of people most here have never heard of really don't do much for you or your cause.

Wow.. thats all i gotta say ryan.. I'm not even gonna begin to go on about how your paragraphs have no relation into what i've said?

Did I state i'm a pro stunter know.. did I state I might know more about stunting then brandon.C and you and a couple other guys.. Yes..

And then they continued to say i'm incorrect, So then I simply stated some big riders that would easily back me.

And it seems that under your radar i do have respect on this forums ryan.

Some guys here are happy with the parts I sold them. Eric doesn't seem to have a problem with me.

And your right I'm a wannabe from saskatchwean.. Congrads on figuring that out..

I do feel all warm and fuzzy inside on the amount of time you take to type meaningless paragraphs for all to read.

As your arguing with me about stunting.. when i doubt you have ever ridden a bike let alone if you were to drop one, you'd probly blow your asshole out trying to lift 350 pounds.

Is anyone else in favor of removing this guy?

I am an avid rider of my 2004 ZX10R and love bikes as much as i do cars but i'm a little embarrased to share the same interests as this guy.

I'm gonna have to agree with the car guys on this one, Pink Bike = FAIL

Well... apparently he was told by authorities to have himself removed....

http://ca.dsm.org/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=291731#Post291731
http://ca.dsm.org/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=291870#Post291870
http://ca.dsm.org/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=291874#Post291874
http://ca.dsm.org/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=291885#Post291885

You be the judge.

And I'm not aruguing with you at all about stunting, I'm sure you can pull a wheelie just like everyone else. I'm sure you can do lots of crazy things on your bike. Do I care? Nope.

But coming on here and acting like you are the be-all and end-all of stunting because you "know" these people and you can pop a wheelie is rather arrogant, don't you think?


Maturity FAIL.

So, back on to bikes. I'm looking forward to seeing Brandon's R6 up here on Friday. It looks to be quite the bike!

What do most of you guys start out with? I've always wanted to get my M license, my Dad has his, be nice to go riding with him. I've also always wanted a CBR600, they are a NICE bike IMO.

It depends, i've rode and raced dirtbikes since i was a kid so getting on a bike wasn't intimidating for me when i got my M1.

I started with an older Kawi ZX 600R and it was a great. I wouldnt reccomend starting with anything less than a 500cc though, you'll have trouble keeping up with bigger bikes and you'll get tired of it pretty quick.

I've since upgraded to an 04 ZX 1000R and love it, although any sport 600 has enough zip and top speed for most riders.

Insurance will likely be the limiting factor, theres a big difference between 500's and 600's.