The rematch...
god I can't wait!!!!!

Get your carbon filled engine in there buddy, cause the noise is about to be brought

oooooooo dissed

sweet

Ohhhhhhh....PuLEASE!!!

After that Kinnaird stage XII port job I've done on the head, you don't stand a CHANCE!!

(I've ALSO got BTS Racing working on a new, secret mod for me....)

You Goin' DOWN!!!

Especially if you set your own timing again!

You know, I'd love to actually be there for the race... See, we all know my money is on the AWD, simply because of AWD Pride! lol

Besides, how can you compare to a speeding grape?

*BONG*

vs in the match up of the century. Where can I buy tickets to the event

My vote's for .
I bet hes got a few tricks up his sleeves.

Pfffhhh! Tricks are for kids!!

p.s. Is this an open flame fest or do I have to be at least in the 16's to participate?

Steve explained his stage XII port job he did on that head...PPG you have nothing to worry about

My moneys on FWD!!! Cause u AWD ho's suck

Go Steve, scare the purple off his car

Brian, no you can make fun of Steve all you want. He's almost as slow as YOU are

I will see if I can remember to video it somehow to show you all what happens.

That majic porting job you did huh Steve...You'll be even slower after that manifold cracks.

and for the last time... I didn't set the fuckin timing You know who did (bastard)!!

Should be pretty easy for you to film it....

That webcam faces forward, doesn't it??

You'll get some great shots of me!!

I think you guys might be forgetting one factor.

A quiet boy, from the outer regions... some call him the space cowboy, some call him the gangster of love, yet all his stories end with a good rub & tug.

Yes, the man himself, Han Solo.

Don't sell the Corillian smuggler short either... he's had the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy before, he'll have it again.

He's been gathering parts... on his coffee table, in the shower, and in the outer regions of Brockville... the day will come, my son.

Andy, I'm sure glad you weren't talking about yourself...cause THAT would have been funny.

Brett might be fast one day, but now that he is going AWD...its gonna be harder.

It's sounds like it's about time we all took a road trip to Streetsville. Then on the way back we can see how fast a four door is on race gas.

Sean you mean that 15 sec 4 door you brought to the track last year?

The only time it ran a 15 was on the first pass. I think it was the driver and a huge exhaust leak right before the turbo that made the turbo spool slow a hell and only hit 15psi. But the driver was sh!t I ran 14.5's all day and the only time Steve had ever driven the car he ran a 14.1. Maybe it's time for lessons from the FWD king

If I had a fast car I'd insert a witty response here by bashing PPG and taking Steve's side since he's got a faster car...

But I won't.

Yes, humour be thy name... but my time shall yet come.

But when I do it, I will at least do it with style...

I'm with Sean... it's time to open an account at the fuel depot. I'll get the 50gal drum, if you guys promise to use it up.

Mark: I think it's time you and I set our sights once again, on the prize. Let's see if we can't get kicked off the track this year... shall we?

I mean, what's the worst that can happen... we break something, or end up having to clean the engine bay again?

Hey Andrew, if you're serious shoot me an e-mail. A guy on my soccer team owns the only mixing plant in this area. He supplies all the shops and drag teams around here with the high octane fuel, not to mention some gas stations. He said he could mix me up some unleaded but he only mixes barrels at a time..unless I happed to show up on the odd day that he is mixing some for someone else.

Naw.... last post was too tame/lame.

"Get your carbon filled engine in there buddy, cause the noise is about to be brought"

Yeah, noise is about all it's good for.
For that much money, that much knob polishing, and that many rebuilds, the damn thing should be doing 10's.... who's driving it anyways? Kinnaird's carbon soaked grandmother???

"(I've ALSO got BTS Racing working on a new, secret mod for me....)"

What's HE going to do for you? A urine injection system? Rub & Tug while you drive? Rip off your bumper and dance on your hood?

"Is this an open flame fest or do I have to be at least in the 16's to participate?"

Not really... even if you IQ is less than 16, you can participate, after all, we let Gates play...

"Steve explained his stage XII port job he did on the head..."

I don't care what kind of head he gave you Vince, he's still going to kick your ass...

"and for the last time... I didn't set the fuckin timing"

Yeah, sure you didn't... and you didn't fill your boost controller with polishing compound either I suppose... it was all the car fairies...

"Sean you mean that 15 sec 4 door you brought to the track last year?"

And maybe it's time Mr ABS Bernaki spent more time on going faster, than on slowing down...

"...The only time it ran a 15 was on the first pass. I think it was the driver and a huge exhaust leak right before the turbo that made the turbo spool slow a hell and only hit 15psi..."

Blah blah blah... go back to being her bitch, and let us see what a real driver (Amy) can do with the car!

Ahhhhhh that's much better.

BING!

Nicely done Andrew...Now I feel obliged to say something funny...the only on I can think of is about , CHROME DON'T GET YOU HOME BOY...sorry, I wanted to be a part of this

BONG

Gah! Andrew, you bastard! lol

Oh... Chrome might not take you home, but front wheel drive is power-deprived!

My money is still on Mark. Besides, he has hairodynamics on his side! Get it?

Muhahaha... BING!

If wins, we can call him the grapist. For liking that purple grape colour and raping kinards car .

I think Mark has said all that needs to be said about the FWD/AWD debate.

LOL
Steve, I know the difference, don't worry. Brett's gonna have enough problems keeping things out of his turbo, never mind keeping up to me.

We all know that your car is wood, why do you keep denying it?

Bart, you're right it don't get you home. It gets you to the winner's circle

Sean, put the boost up to 20 where it belongs and show Mr. Tractionless what speed is all about. (just leave the settings alone this time )

Andy. Style? style?
you call a 2g with stock rims and gay purple badges...style? The only thing that gives your car style is that slightly lowered stance. But thats only because you had one too many twinkies on the way home.

badaboom
badabong!

Owch... PPG=Pimp 'nuff said.

Rough call!!

Well said PPG.

Ahhh DAmn you. Maybe if you should work on spelling people's names right before you worry about being fast, MR. PEENHAUS!!!

As for the rest of you guys, for the money you've spent you should be in the mid 11's not struggling to get 12's. Poor pathetic wannabe racers! Now I know why there was soo many 17sec honduhs at DSM vs Them, anything faster and it would have made us look worse then we already do!

Suck on that for a while, Déjelo para usted!

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Speaking of gay purple things...



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91 TSi AWD - Black/Grey
90 TSi AWD - Yellow/Purple

Hello Pot?
This is the Kettle.
Did you know your black?

yeah but i wouldn't dare take it out of the garage

according to what your girlfriend says...
I wouldn't take it out of your pants.

now back to Kinnaird and his beater.

MY beater?

How the hell do you know you don't have a beater?? The only time you lift the hood is to polish something.

Do you even know where your thermostat is?? Or did the local shop fix THAT for ya too??

Any monkey can throw money at a shop and make their car fast. There are those of us that take a little pride in making our OWN cars fast..

LOL after all the experience I have had with "professionals" I'm with you...

but your car is still slow.

TEAM GOBC rocks!

But until Lionel is up and running, and AC fixes his shitbox, and Andy finds some tuning skills...I'm gonna talk sh!t

DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM. That's all I've gotta say about that!

John
92 GSX (no, I don't have a fracking timeslip!)

hey at least I'm not batting for the other team...

That's because you have no bat.

I'm sure you'd be VERY happy to have me prove you wrong, but I don't swing that way.

Sorry