...just so we can run up Waldo's bill faster.

Now Mark, the real reason can finally be revealed, as to why I've had not time to put the car back together....

Because I spend all night and day, answering lame emails and messages, from whiners, about why they were banned, or why they were denied access....

Is that a good reason?

I mean, it's not as good as "polishing compound in the boost controller" or a "banana in your tailpipe".... but it's got to be right up there...

...and to those complaining about posting speed, why don't you try posting at a different time of day.

From submit reply, to seeing my new reply up on the screen, 10 seconds right now, total time.

Hey Andy, why not just ignore the whiners? Its as easy as blocking the annoying people on MSN. Just write a program to forward them all to Kinnaird and Mark. That way you can find time take your car parts down from the hangers and show PPG's polished boost controler whos boss with a nice powder coated one

Three years is WAY too long dude, no matter how busy you are. Makes me want to come over there, smack you upside the head and start putting the powdercoated machine back together myself. The owner of this site should be driving a DSM.

Well, that depends if you count my son and I sitting in the front seats, making Vrooooom!!!!! noises...

I've been counting in canuck currency Andy Bankbreaker. Errr Bienhaus. My posts don't count to the final total either.

So you have any plans on what to do with the money?

Sorry man, I dont think so. No excuses, that fuel line is taking too damn long to install.

Prolly gonna buy more powder coating. Thats where all the donations go right?

BTW, your not getting a donation in 2005 from me till I see my name on the 2004 list.

I'm going to use it to hire some goons...

"knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Goons."

"Who?"

"Hired Goons."


And Rob, please check the list again...

Had some email issues last summer, and didn't get notifcation of a few people's donation. I am glad you mentioned it now, but wish you'd mentioned it sooner! (thanks much, once again)

PS: spent too much time powdercoating everyone else's sh!t, to get my own done.

Oh, and the fuel line was done, until I tigged a hole in the rail. Got that fixed now, just have to fix the holes in my "unique intake".
(magnus prototype)

So the ETA of your car being road worthy is 2010 according to my calculations.

I'll have to investigate further when I come by to get my valve cover coated.

You mean there really is a Mongoose? I thought it was just a myth

52.50

So long, in fact, I was able to I.D. Mark going down the strip at the last shootout. While looking in the opposite direction of the track! Bahahaha!! (True story, Andy was there to witness it!)

Oh yeah, there's a Mongoose alright. However, I'm pretty sure that ANYTHING that has been "sleeping" for 3 years can be pronounced dead.

Ahhh, hell. If I was running 20sec. 1/4 miles I wouldn't bother putting it back together, either.

Bahahahahha!!! ROFLOL Steve, it wasn't the long shifts, it was the shinning BLING that has actually caused the crash of 3 Boeing 747's in this past summer alone.

$52.fitty+fitty+fitty+fitty+ $40 (for 100posts) = $94.nofitty For $94 bucks all kinds of things are just a phone call away ringy dingy

Here is a wav that sounds very similiar to the shifting wav hmmm coincidence I think not. Even though it sounds like donald duck you may not want the kids to listen too close

I second that, my names not there still.

Andy, if you'd have put as much effort into puuting your car back together as you did typing all these posts today...it might be close to finished.

come to think of it...you've spent more time on the ubb today than you have all goddamn year (and last)

If I jingle $100 in front of you will you put your car back together too?

oh but I forgot...
"putting the car back together is supposed to be fun...I'm supposed to enjoy it"

blah blah blah

so is masturbating...but if that took 3 years you'd have no dick left.

Then again it might match the no balls you have now...

Jay... email me the details of your donation. I have no record of it on this end. Did you use PayPal?

Mark.... this coming from the guy with more bottles of knob polish in his house, than a brass door factory?

From a guy who enjoys spending a quiet afternoon in the garage, hunched over his hood, with a rag in one hand and ??? in the other?

You'd think after all that stick time though, that you;d be able to shift...

Maybe your wife can send you for some lessons?
Ask her, I'm sure she still has my number...





The Mongoose looks very nice, right where she is... and will remain there, until there is worthy competition... both for speed, AND style.

I've got a car that runs/drives.

-- the speed part is covered.

All the bumpers are curently attached to my car.

- got you on style too.

You got nothin. ('cept a pile of parts).

Oh I get it...
your ass just doesn't fit in the seat anymore

So there I was, in a room full of nuns just wetter then fcuk!!

This just in Andy\'s garage cam

It's set to refresh once a year...not that it really needs to

Polish this Beinyboy

I don't think I've seen Mark OR Andy on this board this much since I joined....is it cabin fever or a full moon??

I may have a pile of parts.... but I'm not the one about to drop five grand on a dog-box, rather than just learn how to shift.



(...and you thought he whined before!)

....and since when have you been looking at my ass?


I mean, thanks, I'm flattered and all Mark, I know you're into all that purple and the hip-hop and all... but I'm sorry, I'm just not into that.

I hope you understand.

How long has your car been down Andrew? I feel your pain, I get bugged alot too, Im on year 3.

I third that!

61.50. Nice snow we are having.

Here's a euphanism of having driving fun in the snow:

Just came back from the bakery, if you catch my drift.

I'm proud of that one

Its sooooooooooooooo easy to talk sh!t about what a good driver you are, when you have no car to drive. By the time the car is back together and running I will have forgotten all the trash talking.

At least peckerhead Kinnaird has a right to talk sh!t. I mean come on...he took a giant crap heap and ran a 12 with it.

Are we there yet?

Nope... But this post just put us that much closer Chris

Chris! (Clark)
A kindred spirit!


PS: thanks for the support


Dean - found yours, and have corrected the list.

Just so everyone understands... PayPal is SUPPOSSED to email me when someone drops some $$$ in the box, but they don't seem to always get aroud to it.
Although, I will say, that most of the people it missed, were all from aroud the end of October last year, so that might explain it.

Anyhow, list is up to date, as best as I can tell.
If anyone else is missing, please let me know.

Now, back to abusing the purple freak.... or had we moved on to the unfunny scrawny little sh!t?

Next Yorkdale meet I make it to I'll make a donation.

Why do women have a pair of panties but only one bra?

Andy B: Are you coming out to the next Yorkdale Meeting? or should I just pay pal you?