So just the other day I was reading a post about some knuckle head that claimed he had the fastest DSM around. When challenged he said his car was in storage and yadaya. Apperantly he went through like 27 clutches or somethng.
Anyways, for the life of me I can't find the thread about this. I wanted my buddy to read about this kids SIIICCCCKKKKKK ride!

Thanks

That would be Ben!

Ya, that was his name. He was a real class act. It was unreal what he had to say. I wanted to find it for my friend to read!

Ben Kolonoscopy if I remember correctly....he was funny!!

User no longer available. His name was Ben for sure, not sure what his real last name was. Who ever posted in his thread should still have history of the posts.

It is driving me nuts trying to find it. I just read it like 2 days ago and I can't remember where it was. Someone has to have some record of it.

Bahahaha!! "Boo-TED".

I kill me.

I've also apparently mellowed a bit over the last few years.

Thanks Tim. My wife just read it. She says that sometimes I'm not an angel. But now she thanks facking God that I am not an ass clown like that guy. I looked at Ian's post also, he was quite the character!!!

Haha, thanks for the entertainment.

It's not even 1/10 as funny without the dyno sheet scans

God I wonder what happened to this kid... I did a quick facebook search but I just come up with some kid in Indiana haha.

About a year or so ago some of the guys in Eastern Ontario were saying he was out there now, I think..

Heh, had a look at that thread and some of the other threads that he had the honour of being in.

http://www.ca.dsm.org/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=247372&fpart=1

Tim Grechin's post half way down the page...



Made my sides hurt from laughing.

I'm pretty sure I found him:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5437342721&v=wall#!/profile.php?id=699270932


Edit: Oh ya, it's him, haha:

Yup, that's him.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=699270932#!/photo.php?fbid=438044245932&set=a.436480710932.235472.699270932

Looks like hes running even bigger power now, needs him some special front axles he does.

He moved to my home town, Cobourg, Ontario.

That's awesome, the dyno chart is back baby!

Flying somewhere?

He said in his thread that he didn't use NOS....he said it was for cheaters. His FB page has some pics of his engine and trunk. I am no genius, but I think I saw a NOS bottle in the trunk and some solenoids under the hood....LMAO

Wow! How does anyone think that looks good.

The wing or the trailer hitch

18 pages of Ben going at it again on the ecmlink forums.
This is hilarious !
http://dsmlink.com/forums/showthread.php?t=61502

This has to be fake man. He looks like a normal guy. How is it possible for him to be that retarded. Has anyone ever met him?

Boo. I dont have a username for DSM Link.

Basically he was showing his logs which had a retarded amount of knock and he never lifted off the gas. When he asked for advice on how to tune it better everyone said lower the boost and back off timing. Then he went mental about his NOS and meth and 500 horsepower. He's been in DSMs for 11 years so everyone is a hater and all the people on the link forums have broken slow pieces of sh!t cars.

It was painful skimming through all that(on the link forums) - I actually became annoyed and honestly a little angry. I just hate the few retards out there that make an ill representation of Canadians. Ben was regurgitating the same sh!t over and over again including dissing Americans repeatedly, and the guy can't even spell correctly little own display decent grammar or sentence structure. Plus his theories are dumbfounded to say the least.

wow

This kid is flat out dumb. no better way to put it.

He wont listen to anyone, and is now calling the entire DSMLink forum slow...

What a tool.

He's still around? Ben Colonoscopy?

What a fucked retard.

Isn't he from like, around my neck of the woods?

Cobourg... Right.

Wow....I'm at a loss for words.

More reading from this clown:

http://www.dsmlink.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59791

In case some of you dont have link, here is a quick highlight. Ben starts asking about an IAT sensor and if its compatable with Link. One of the admins, and designers of the program tells him it will not work. Then this happens.

Ben: um no actually your wrong.
it has 3 wires....a power a ground and a signal...which is variable resistance.

srry to say im the one who wired it up.

and fyi its not for liquids...i have the guage inside the car and its deadddddd acurate why so quick to hate??

if you dont have the guage how can you say crap about it???? when im the one who wired it up??
it says on there website that its ment for all dattlogging and standalone...LOOK IT UP.

frozenboost.com
gawd

Random Link User: Obviously you answered your own question. Your trying to tell a man that has designed, researched, tested and proved what sensor are compatible with his design. No offense but I think your out of line the way you responded

Ben: respectfull?? are you kidding me? Did you see his answer! just a no

why not a short answer explaining why not.
it just seems like more money to buy more parts from the company right??
Why in the world would i spend 30$ plus 35$ for shipping to canada and canada post is on semi strike right now so it would take forever to get. Funny how when i asked what cars they came in so i could just go to the wreckers and get one for 1$ he didnt respond.
funny
sounds like they just want my money to me





This guy should be removed from society, and not allowed to have any form of human interaction ever again.

wow, that was quite the read. I went through the ecmlink one. What a tool! 14 * of knock and wanted to raise the boost more! How is it this tools car is even running??

Well that picture of the rear of his car is definitely cobourg pier. About 6 years ago I had a run in with a dude with a laser with a spoiler like that. It might even be longer than that. It was at the subway on division st. I can't even remember what was said but I remember it being quite humourous to me.

I think the paintjob was the type with large metal flake, so I am not sure if this is the same car. However back in the fast and furious days there were a lot of douches in Cobourg and they all hang out on that pier.