It started out with me getting the first nut out. Somehow Nate gets the passenger out first! In the end, it all came down to the back seat. Nate, with no experience didn't have a chance. I've won the race and the seat swap is complete as I help him put the bottom of the back seat in.

Come on...have a sense of humour.

HUH!?!?!

Im sorry that was a little unclear

Was that supposed to be comedy?
Is this what passes for humour in London?

For shame

Wow... What has our good old War Stories forum come too... :rolleyes:

Let him be guys. As long as the morons are posting in here, they are staying out of the rest of the forums.

Im pretty sure they were talking about who got the seats out of their cars first, I saw it from the window, but couldnt be bothered to watch it.

Basically, We were swapping seats.

I was drunk, horribly drunk.
I ripped the front seats out so fast, Mike said, holy ****, superman.

Unfortunatly, he caught me in the end and beat me with the backseat removal. He has obviously spent some time in DSM back seats. It would behove ourselves to learn his skill.

Cheers.

nat

I'm sure he's also drunk when he started this thread...

No no. Mike was not drunk.. I was the drunk one! that was only hours ago!

Hrmm, Nates drunk, and only Nate makes sence. Maybe I should start drinking again.

hahahahahahahahahaha.

There are back seats in a Talon?? I thought they were jsut very well padded parcel shelves. How on earth do you fit humans in???

They've all been spending too much time at the Hippy Cafe.

This morning is not good! Performance Evaluation in 2 hours. Mmmmmmm Girls get men in so much trouble. More like men choose to get into so much trouble.

OMG ROFLOL, I nominate Jeremy for the best DSM quote of the day!!

My backseat is my golf club storage.

I can only put my amputee friends in the backseat.

It IS possible to have sex back there.... not great sex but hell, even when it's bad it's good.

I tried to fit in the backseat of a dsm once, But at 6'4 its slightly difficult to fit in any seat in these cars.

I did that once to break in the car and I had a sore hip for 2 days after wards and a bump on my head from hitting the strut back when breaking in the hatch area.

I had sex back there once. I ended up busting out a 14mm half way through to remove the passanger seat.
"There's not enough room for that! Ok baby, gimmie one sec!"

duuude, one glance back there and I knew it wouldnt happen, its all about the drivers seat.
It helps if the back bench is missing so you can juss recline all the way back and go for a ride.

Dude, we don't need to hear you can only bust out a 14mm for your lady. The poor girl.

That's why you borrow Daddy's Voyager boys. All the room you need

What happens in da Voyager,
Stays in da Voyager.

I used to have a 1990 (I think?) big white Chevy Sport Van. It was originally used as a delivery truck. It only had one of the benches in the back, leaving a perfect amount of room for a double mattress to fit between the wheel wells. Now *those* were fun times!

Including the stains?

There's a couple who parked beside me at the college last semester that drove a Voyager. Every day on lunch you could see them ****ing for 2 weeks straight.

Back in the day when I bought my first Talon. A wise man once told me (Jeremy Chin) that mackin' in the back seat is tough, but very feasible.
"You must be sitting in the middle and the girl on top of you using the center console for support. It doesn't look like it will work at first but once you get going, hot damn your your going!"
Truer words were never spoken.

Well for you little guys and I mean that in the worst way possible , shagging in a Talon isnt too hard. If you are 6'4 and the lady is 5'11 then someone has to be very flexible and yes she was . The back without the seats folded down is pretty much out of the question <ouch> plus you gotta watch those seatbelt things dont pop up and go where they arent supposed to

As for passenger capacity I have had 7 people in the car with 4 people in the back seat not including the hatch area. The only rule was no moving your hand or wiggling fingers because you may get slapped in mixed company.

Hahahaha. I had a good chuckle at that remark.

Yeah sex in a Talon is a joke. Did it once and never again. That's when you start parking near parks and use a picnic bench or bleachers for a baseball diamond at 3am.

I've got racing seats in my car making it nearly impossible to sit comfortably in the back seat with your significant other stradling you .... after much frustration last summer and countless attempts to make it work I finally pulled it together ... the secret is to have her go into the back first have her lie down on her back with her legs up ... then hop back there in the small opening and put her in the "jackhammer" ...this way you have room to extend somewhat although she may feel like she's getting the short end of the stick .. its not ideal but it works...


yet another reason i'd advise against getting stupid racing seats ...

Wow you guys are backseat sex fiends.

Another interesting fact to note; I only have a 1/4 inch drive ratchet while Mike had the 1/2inch drive. Still got the seats out faster!

Just goes to show, its all about talent.

This one has to go down in the archives for all the younger ones to come. When they type in the search engine "sex in talon" this post will come up with all the pointers they'd need to complete the task at hand.

When I bought my first dsm years ago, once was all I needed to realise that the designers of this car were not very considerate of others "romantic needs" :rolleyes:

Yeah, my pointer is do it early before you start modding the car. You can fold down the back seats and not have to work around a rear strut bar.

There's no hope for me any more, racing seats jump the difficulty level up to 10 if you look up the positions for it in the Karma Sutra Book of Tantric Love Making Positions in Planes, Trains & Automobiles



Luckily I own a '99 Explorer Sport... Now that's a machine made for some good old fashion lovin!