Geez enough of this! Now kiss and make up you two

Stop it Dave, you're gonna get him excited.

Ya, and we all know that when PPG gets excited, he spits coolant all over the place!!

...Mike J stays quiet on the side lines while the new project develops... it has begun...

One DSM to rule them all,
One DSM to find them,
One DSM to bring them all,
And in his exhaust smoke bind them.

(okay maybe not Scott P. but everyone else)

The end is coming....

Sure Sure... We'll see what an FPBig28 has to say about that!

oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh
I'm scared....

Mark spits coolant...
Steve walks his crank...

Either way, I am excited about a rematch.

Car feels goooooooood. Just some minor things like idle to sort out (either way WOT doesn't vary)

so...I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, but I am for real

Bwahahahahaha

Okay now a little poem for the Purple Plymouth:

One DSM to rue them all,
One DSM to wind them,
One DSM to gather them all,
And watch the race from behind them.

In other words he feels sorry for us mere mortals and yet get's us all wound up then in the end gets put in his place. That about sums it up .

Mike you might suck at racing, but your poetry sucks worse, stick to the original goal and that is getting fast!

I'm getting there. Too bad I had to learn how to get fast. I mean it isn't really fair that you had that trait passed down genetically from your mom . Don't make me spit out LOTR peotry at you too!

Jeez, and I thought it was just
Bullshit baffles Brains.

"gay purple ...style?"

Hello Kettle? This is Pot again...

"But until Lionel is up and running, and AC fixes his shitbox, and Andy finds some tuning skills...I'm gonna talk like sh!t"

You might as well, 'cuz you certainly DRIVE like sh!t.

Funny...I don't think of the 100+ timeslips I have downstairs, that any of them say 20.xx

You've spent as much as me on go fast and you're still in the 13's (if I recall correctly)

Better get some toilet paper buddy, I think you missed a spot right above your lip


oh yeah
BONG!

"Funny...I don't think of the 100+ timeslips I have downstairs, that any of them say 20.xx"

Uh huh, sure.
And on that one run, I had almost as much carbon blowing out the tailpipe as you have on your valves AND your brake pads AND Steve's engine...
Some of us don't have a private tuner.

"You've spent as much as me on go fast and you're still in the 13's"

Hard to say... I spent too much time helping others last year, to really find out. The 13.2 @ 109 is from 2000...

But, for the record... I haven't spent anywhere NEAR as much as you have.

Check your turbo, I think it's broken again.
Maybe you better replace your rad again, there's a dirty spot on it...

13.2 @ 109!!! And I thought I was a bad driver with a 13.2 @ 106.

With Andrew and his 13.2 @ 109 and PPG with his 12.5 @ 112 CA DSM looks like a bunch of "granny shifti'n not double clutchi'n like you're supposed" drivers.

I guess that's what happens when you get old, eh? It takes an extra second for that 'shift now' message to get from your brain to the muscles that make it happen. Is this what's going to happen to me when I get as old as you guys?

B to the O to the O to the o to the N to the N to the G

BONG!

And Vince, your best time is..... what?

I thought as much.

And Vince, your best time is..... what?

psssssssst (see above)

And I thought I was a bad driver with a 13.2 @ 106.

So Andy is just as slow was Vince...who are both faster than Steve...hmmmmmm

does anyone else see a problem with all this trash talk? Jeeeez. At least if someone who is fast would come on here and talk some sh!t to me...that would be funny. :rolleyes:

13.0@106 on a 14B and stock injectors, 16G and 550s now. I'll take a run at your record in 6 weeks PeePeeGee
12.5? Shouldn't be a problem

I believe your eyesight starts to go as you get older too...

Bring it

Dan da da da.... Drum roll please...

the winner For the category of " The most pointless flaming post" is

badabadabadabadabadabadabada

"PASS THE BONG" by ppg

rackin up those posts

Bah. This one is NOTHING.

Do a search for the ORIGINAL bong sometime..... geezz.. newbies.

Blake, You've blown it now. You spent money!

I'll see you back here at the 13.8's now..

PPG: Tell you what. I'll drop by sometime soon, re-check your timing for you, make sure there's no polishing compound in your MBC, do a compression test to see if that HG is still holding up, and make sure the damned thing will shift gears. THEN we'll take the PP out for a race and out an end to this once and FOR ALL!

-sigh-

This is getting boring.
Same old arguments, same old trash talk.
Blah, blah, blah.

The only thought that comes to a calm mind, is:
I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you...

So, I'm not so sure I have too much to worry about, from the likes of you guys.

PPG... well, yeah, he's the one that's ahead, but at the same time, he's owned his car twice as long as me, and put twice (or three times) the amount of money into it. (in coolant and cleaning rags alone!)

So, we'll see.
I'm truly not expecting any huge surprises this year, but it would be nice to see Mark get kicked off the track for the no roll cage rule...

----

Lastly, I see Thomas stuck his hyundai head in here... I couldn't ignore that.
Yes Mr Toth, most assuredly, do BRING IT.
(whatever passes for "it" these days, that is...)

You guys ain't got sh!t .

Oh by the way!

pass that... BONG, this way!

Yes the Hyundai will be brought!

Screw that ... i got a couple type r stickers ill slap those on my head and back man ill be runnin 9s litterallly

Once the bong thread becomes senseless, doesn't it just use up precious bandwidth?

Whatever Gates, at least I'm still faster than you, which is pretty pathedic because most of the other turbo cars on this board have handed me my arse!

(Well, that was until now... I have some 'super secret' mods in my basement )

Faster than me? Anyone who has modified their car beyond stock is faster than me right now, Torrey, so it's not much of an accomplishment. It's not like I "claim" to be fast, like SOME people who've spoken up already in this BONGalicious thread.

We'll see who's laughing once I get my mods started though, wiseguy... Just keep in mind, I have a 6-bolt 1G equipped with a healthy 14B and all-wheel drive, which already gives me nice advantage over you!

...I almost forgot to pass the BONG!

Too bad you'll be behind the wheel Gates

I know what you mean, Blake... Everyone's going to wish they could drive my car...

Nah, if I wanted to drive a 12 year old "antique" I'd borrow my dad's truck

That's not how you should speak of your future worst nightmare... Show some respect, and maybe I'll take it easy on you, when I decide to take it to the track one day, rather than blowing your doors off.

Besides, this antique is in pretty good condition.

Yea, The doors havent fallen off yet.

That's right, Torrey! Why are you so worried about doors falling off, though? Has it already happened to your precious '95? Your car is getting pretty old too, there, buddy... According to your point of view!

Wait a minute, I know why you're afraid... Cause whenever I'm ready and we do line up for a race at the drag strip, your doors WILL fall off... Simply due to the fact that I will "blow your doors off" from takeoff!

Gates, I was referering to YOUR doors falling off.... sheesh. :rolleyes:

What I don't understand, is how you're going to blow MY doors off, if your 3 bus lengths behind me.

When we race, you better be packin some NOS (not fudge)... or a bigger turbo.

I'll never pack NOS, I can't stand the idea of being bottle-fed. What I can't understand is why you think I'm going to be such a push-over? I mean, 1G owns all and everyone knows that since they can be made much faster for much less...

Anyway, I'm not one to talk trash until I can back it up, so since I don't have any mods done to the car yet I'll graciously say "you win" for now... But trust me, one day soon I'll make you eat those words.

I just want to see Gates with a car that isn't in the shop more than it's driven

Just taking a hit of your bong.