For the record, it's not that kind of bong.

It started as a PING test, that got turned into a PONG. (ie: ping-pong)

Then, it became a BING test, that one of the local idiots of course said BONG in response to...

So, it's BONG, as in the ringing of a loud and large bell.

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Speaking of ringing bells, you guys got nuthin'. Ring your bell three times, and leave.
come back when you got something to show...

Pass the . . . bing! Doesn't quite have the same ring to it

I always thought is was a Kevin Smith movie thing. When ever Jay says a funny insult, he goes BONG!

Looks like Gates, Andrew and PPG all have a few things in common,
1) They all have cars they barely drive
2)They all have slow cars, with way too much money into them for repairs and/or mods
3)They want to be kewl
4)They all don't know how to drive
5) fill in your answer here:

BattaBingBatta... BONG!

Wow, what a bitch fest. Lil boys crying and whining everywhere...

Hey who invited this Fast and Furious wanna-be in here?

Oh sorry that was me

Tell him to take his 7 speed transmissioned, pop-rivetted aluminum rear winged, over priced, under powered rice raker... elsewhere!

Dong!

It probably fell inside the inlet of that big ass turbo

Sorry Scott, I was borrowing it. You will have it back tomorrow.

The 3rd sign has come to pass... Stinger is now 16G equipped. Only 4 signs have yet to show (exhaust, fuel system, clutch, FMIC)to mark the end.

p.s. She's on the road now ... but thanks to OPSEU not legally yet .

I've been working on the cars most of the last 5 days... I need that bong whoever has it.

Well, Purple Penis Guy.... I've had my "carbon filled" engine in for a while now. (Long enough to clean out all the PPG style black soot that was in it..) Looks like it's finally tuned fairly well, as well.. so.. You figured out how to adjust your timing yet??

Get all that polishing compound out of your boost controller??

Got all the spare coolant you can carry in the hatch??

Good. Let's get going then... I need someone to tell me if you can actually SEE that crack in my tailight.

tehehehehehe
yep, I am ready to go.

timing set
shifter cables aligned

clutch ain't broken in yet, but thats ok for a romp on the highway...

I will bring some water just in case you sabotaged (sp) me again

maybe on the way to Shannonville?

You are SO gonna get walked all over....

21 psi (pump gas, you cheater!) and a knock count high of 6.. Bahahahaa!!

That, along with the REAL IC coupling Andy gave me, is going to cause you a lot of grief on the highway this year...

I can't wait.. [giggle]...

Funny... I thought me pushing up your bumper on Sunday going through that S-curve was enough to show you I ain't playin. I even had enough time to email you from my phone, so we both know I had time

yeah baby...

I should hope so. That was 7 pounds of boost ago. If you COULDN'T have kept up to me at 14 psi then, I wouldn't even bother embarassing you.

You'd be doing it all on your own.

SURE that was only 14psi...

whatever makes you feel better buddy.
besides, 7psi on a small 16g? Thats gotta be good for 10hp?

Seeing you, even smaller, in my rear view (again) makes me feels better.

I'm going to be in a GREAT mood when we get to London.

Perhaps a 16G is good for 10HP... I haven't dynoed it yet. I've got video footage of you proving a 20G is only good for 255 ft/lbs of torque though. (Did I mention something about you embarassing yourself earlier?)

I don't think that number was bad considering I had a blown Head Gasket.

I have the old gasket to prove that one...

now your boost gauge, on the other hand is another story

Dam! would you two stop talking out of your balloon nots and get this thing over with already?

Or I am going to have to come by and teach you both a lesson.

I thought you blew that gasket when you took Craig and I for a ride..

That was WELL after the dyno. You'll have to dream up something better then that.

Vince: until you stop whining (like a baby, I might add)about your car being too loud, you're not allowed to say anything in here!

BTW: We've done it.. it was too close to call. That was on my old engine though. The one that used to knock, and was running 18psi... I'm gonna give PPG some whoop-ass to fill his can back up with.

they already cry themselves to sleep every night from a thing called AWD-Envy

Scott, you're starting to sound like Vince... "Once I get this, and that, and my car is running again, I'll kick yer ass.."

AWD envy?? I don't think so. Seems to me everyone with an AWD is trying too hard to get/keep the damned thing running to have any fun with it.

Besides, AWD is for wimps that think a race starts at 0 km/h. Everyone knows the fun races start at 120..

What?? You gonna PUSH that non-running POS up to 300km/h??

I'll GLADLY let you pass me, if you can run that fast!!

let me at emmmmmmmm,mm let me at emmmmm. hmmmm which carrrr, which carrrr. My 2 cars that don't run are as fast as Scott's and Vince's, oh wait yours don't run either. Go get em Steve!

Stinger is on the road... you are all doomed (except Scott).

You'll all kick my ass.

My car will be lucky if it sees daylight this year.... and now I feel even less like working on it.

Thanks UBB
Thanks Marco

Maybe it's just time to take the server down.

Sorry, didn't mean to be such a downer...

Have a look at your rating. Look at the Club that you created. Don't hang your head man... be proud

you were thinking that too?

ah, I gave up on trying to keep up with you guys a while ago.. my budget on go fast goodies disappeared I'm just glad my car is driving quite nicely on the road.. it's fast 'enough' and isn't causing me grief requiring repairs

Andy, I sure hope the mongoose see's light this year...

...as long as your car can still hand it to the purple skunk, you can still hang out here.

Since you all think you are kings, why not race my lowly POS? Its AWD, but I will gladly do a highway pull with you... Just name the place, time, etc. Well, try to make it for a weekend, lol! And none of this "when my car is tuned, blablabla" bullshit.

hahaha Kings huh?
Thats funny...There is one small bit of info you seem to be missing Ian. Steve, Andy, Craig and I (plus some of the others) are GOOD friends. We are not just people who meet here on the UBB. We bug each other because we know things about each other that you guys don't know.

Its all fun and games for us, until...

Ian, I would love to see you race a FWD on the highway. Your 407 WHP would make it very hard to beat you.

Besides...my lowly Buschur car would be no match for your Magnus-supercar

Ya.. we know things about each other like how good Mark is at holding up a poster of M. C. Hammer with one hand.

as opposed to the Divine poster that you had up in your room?

hahaha

you think you're a man, but you're only a boy...

I think that just about sums it up

So Davey built your car? I wasn't trying to be a prick, I was just saying. I am always up for a race, and I somewhat figured you guys were all joking. The 407WHP, well that isn't that much anymore. I am already to use to it, hitting the nitrous in about a week after my new TC. =) muhahahha

Ian, your 407 was on pump gas or race gas?
What boost level?

Damn sweet numbers! What about 1/4 mile times?

My car was converted back to 99% Buschur Racing, after some problems (ok more than some) with the old setup. Trailered it down to Norwalk with no turbo/intercooler... One day later I was on way way home with a well running car.

I may have to wait till I get that Green before I can hang with you...maybe next year

Besides, anyone can bong...especially guys like you with fast cars.

407WHP was on pump gas, no nitrous, and 21#'s of boost. =), race gas and nitrous, well lets just say I think it will make me sh!t my pants.

Well it looks like I'm gonna have to get my sh!t together and get out to represent since Steve's 14 seconds runs aren't going to scare anyone.

She's in this week getting some of the 3" pipes from Rob Arpa tig welded into a full 3" turbo back (catless for now). You guys will have to let me know what the 3" Saber muffler and 4" tip look like .

Ahhh.. you gotta remember though, Mike. I NEVER said I'd beat the Purple Penis in the 1/4.... So (thankfully!) my E.T. doesn't mean anything.

Since I was keeping up with my 102 MPH street set-up, I'm pretty sure I know what my, now, 106.4 MPH street set-up will do to him...

My 13.5 was done at 106 last year Steve with my old girl. What kinda 60fts were you pulling... 3.0s?