The rematch...
god I can't wait!!!!!

Get your carbon filled engine in there buddy, cause the noise is about to be brought

oooooooo dissed

sweet

Ohhhhhhh....PuLEASE!!!

After that Kinnaird stage XII port job I've done on the head, you don't stand a CHANCE!!

(I've ALSO got BTS Racing working on a new, secret mod for me....)

You Goin' DOWN!!!

Especially if you set your own timing again!

You know, I'd love to actually be there for the race... See, we all know my money is on the AWD, simply because of AWD Pride! lol

Besides, how can you compare to a speeding grape?

*BONG*

vs in the match up of the century. Where can I buy tickets to the event

My vote's for .
I bet hes got a few tricks up his sleeves.

Pfffhhh! Tricks are for kids!!

p.s. Is this an open flame fest or do I have to be at least in the 16's to participate?

Steve explained his stage XII port job he did on that head...PPG you have nothing to worry about

My moneys on FWD!!! Cause u AWD ho's suck

Go Steve, scare the purple off his car

Brian, no you can make fun of Steve all you want. He's almost as slow as YOU are

I will see if I can remember to video it somehow to show you all what happens.

That majic porting job you did huh Steve...You'll be even slower after that manifold cracks.

and for the last time... I didn't set the fuckin timing You know who did (bastard)!!

Should be pretty easy for you to film it....

That webcam faces forward, doesn't it??

You'll get some great shots of me!!

I think you guys might be forgetting one factor.

A quiet boy, from the outer regions... some call him the space cowboy, some call him the gangster of love, yet all his stories end with a good rub & tug.

Yes, the man himself, Han Solo.

Don't sell the Corillian smuggler short either... he's had the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy before, he'll have it again.

He's been gathering parts... on his coffee table, in the shower, and in the outer regions of Brockville... the day will come, my son.

Andy, I'm sure glad you weren't talking about yourself...cause THAT would have been funny.

Brett might be fast one day, but now that he is going AWD...its gonna be harder.

It's sounds like it's about time we all took a road trip to Streetsville. Then on the way back we can see how fast a four door is on race gas.

Sean you mean that 15 sec 4 door you brought to the track last year?

The only time it ran a 15 was on the first pass. I think it was the driver and a huge exhaust leak right before the turbo that made the turbo spool slow a hell and only hit 15psi. But the driver was sh!t I ran 14.5's all day and the only time Steve had ever driven the car he ran a 14.1. Maybe it's time for lessons from the FWD king

If I had a fast car I'd insert a witty response here by bashing PPG and taking Steve's side since he's got a faster car...

But I won't.

Yes, humour be thy name... but my time shall yet come.

But when I do it, I will at least do it with style...

I'm with Sean... it's time to open an account at the fuel depot. I'll get the 50gal drum, if you guys promise to use it up.

Mark: I think it's time you and I set our sights once again, on the prize. Let's see if we can't get kicked off the track this year... shall we?

I mean, what's the worst that can happen... we break something, or end up having to clean the engine bay again?

Hey Andrew, if you're serious shoot me an e-mail. A guy on my soccer team owns the only mixing plant in this area. He supplies all the shops and drag teams around here with the high octane fuel, not to mention some gas stations. He said he could mix me up some unleaded but he only mixes barrels at a time..unless I happed to show up on the odd day that he is mixing some for someone else.

Naw.... last post was too tame/lame.

"Get your carbon filled engine in there buddy, cause the noise is about to be brought"

Yeah, noise is about all it's good for.
For that much money, that much knob polishing, and that many rebuilds, the damn thing should be doing 10's.... who's driving it anyways? Kinnaird's carbon soaked grandmother???

"(I've ALSO got BTS Racing working on a new, secret mod for me....)"

What's HE going to do for you? A urine injection system? Rub & Tug while you drive? Rip off your bumper and dance on your hood?

"Is this an open flame fest or do I have to be at least in the 16's to participate?"

Not really... even if you IQ is less than 16, you can participate, after all, we let Gates play...

"Steve explained his stage XII port job he did on the head..."

I don't care what kind of head he gave you Vince, he's still going to kick your ass...

"and for the last time... I didn't set the fuckin timing"

Yeah, sure you didn't... and you didn't fill your boost controller with polishing compound either I suppose... it was all the car fairies...

"Sean you mean that 15 sec 4 door you brought to the track last year?"

And maybe it's time Mr ABS Bernaki spent more time on going faster, than on slowing down...

"...The only time it ran a 15 was on the first pass. I think it was the driver and a huge exhaust leak right before the turbo that made the turbo spool slow a hell and only hit 15psi..."

Blah blah blah... go back to being her bitch, and let us see what a real driver (Amy) can do with the car!

Ahhhhhh that's much better.

BING!

Nicely done Andrew...Now I feel obliged to say something funny...the only on I can think of is about , CHROME DON'T GET YOU HOME BOY...sorry, I wanted to be a part of this

BONG

Gah! Andrew, you bastard! lol

Oh... Chrome might not take you home, but front wheel drive is power-deprived!

My money is still on Mark. Besides, he has hairodynamics on his side! Get it?

Muhahaha... BING!

If wins, we can call him the grapist. For liking that purple grape colour and raping kinards car .

I think Mark has said all that needs to be said about the FWD/AWD debate.

LOL
Steve, I know the difference, don't worry. Brett's gonna have enough problems keeping things out of his turbo, never mind keeping up to me.

We all know that your car is wood, why do you keep denying it?

Bart, you're right it don't get you home. It gets you to the winner's circle

Sean, put the boost up to 20 where it belongs and show Mr. Tractionless what speed is all about. (just leave the settings alone this time )

Andy. Style? style?
you call a 2g with stock rims and gay purple badges...style? The only thing that gives your car style is that slightly lowered stance. But thats only because you had one too many twinkies on the way home.

badaboom
badabong!

Owch... PPG=Pimp 'nuff said.

Rough call!!

Well said PPG.

Ahhh DAmn you. Maybe if you should work on spelling people's names right before you worry about being fast, MR. PEENHAUS!!!

As for the rest of you guys, for the money you've spent you should be in the mid 11's not struggling to get 12's. Poor pathetic wannabe racers! Now I know why there was soo many 17sec honduhs at DSM vs Them, anything faster and it would have made us look worse then we already do!

Suck on that for a while, Déjelo para usted!

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Speaking of gay purple things...



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91 TSi AWD - Black/Grey
90 TSi AWD - Yellow/Purple

Hello Pot?
This is the Kettle.
Did you know your black?

yeah but i wouldn't dare take it out of the garage

according to what your girlfriend says...
I wouldn't take it out of your pants.

now back to Kinnaird and his beater.

MY beater?

How the hell do you know you don't have a beater?? The only time you lift the hood is to polish something.

Do you even know where your thermostat is?? Or did the local shop fix THAT for ya too??

Any monkey can throw money at a shop and make their car fast. There are those of us that take a little pride in making our OWN cars fast..

LOL after all the experience I have had with "professionals" I'm with you...

but your car is still slow.

TEAM GOBC rocks!

But until Lionel is up and running, and AC fixes his shitbox, and Andy finds some tuning skills...I'm gonna talk sh!t

DAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM. That's all I've gotta say about that!

John
92 GSX (no, I don't have a fracking timeslip!)

hey at least I'm not batting for the other team...

That's because you have no bat.

I'm sure you'd be VERY happy to have me prove you wrong, but I don't swing that way.

Sorry

Geez enough of this! Now kiss and make up you two

Stop it Dave, you're gonna get him excited.

Ya, and we all know that when PPG gets excited, he spits coolant all over the place!!

...Mike J stays quiet on the side lines while the new project develops... it has begun...

One DSM to rule them all,
One DSM to find them,
One DSM to bring them all,
And in his exhaust smoke bind them.

(okay maybe not Scott P. but everyone else)

The end is coming....

Sure Sure... We'll see what an FPBig28 has to say about that!

oooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh
I'm scared....

Mark spits coolant...
Steve walks his crank...

Either way, I am excited about a rematch.

Car feels goooooooood. Just some minor things like idle to sort out (either way WOT doesn't vary)

so...I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, but I am for real

Bwahahahahaha

Okay now a little poem for the Purple Plymouth:

One DSM to rue them all,
One DSM to wind them,
One DSM to gather them all,
And watch the race from behind them.

In other words he feels sorry for us mere mortals and yet get's us all wound up then in the end gets put in his place. That about sums it up .

Mike you might suck at racing, but your poetry sucks worse, stick to the original goal and that is getting fast!

I'm getting there. Too bad I had to learn how to get fast. I mean it isn't really fair that you had that trait passed down genetically from your mom . Don't make me spit out LOTR peotry at you too!

Jeez, and I thought it was just
Bullshit baffles Brains.

"gay purple ...style?"

Hello Kettle? This is Pot again...

"But until Lionel is up and running, and AC fixes his shitbox, and Andy finds some tuning skills...I'm gonna talk like sh!t"

You might as well, 'cuz you certainly DRIVE like sh!t.

Funny...I don't think of the 100+ timeslips I have downstairs, that any of them say 20.xx

You've spent as much as me on go fast and you're still in the 13's (if I recall correctly)

Better get some toilet paper buddy, I think you missed a spot right above your lip


oh yeah
BONG!

"Funny...I don't think of the 100+ timeslips I have downstairs, that any of them say 20.xx"

Uh huh, sure.
And on that one run, I had almost as much carbon blowing out the tailpipe as you have on your valves AND your brake pads AND Steve's engine...
Some of us don't have a private tuner.

"You've spent as much as me on go fast and you're still in the 13's"

Hard to say... I spent too much time helping others last year, to really find out. The 13.2 @ 109 is from 2000...

But, for the record... I haven't spent anywhere NEAR as much as you have.

Check your turbo, I think it's broken again.
Maybe you better replace your rad again, there's a dirty spot on it...

13.2 @ 109!!! And I thought I was a bad driver with a 13.2 @ 106.

With Andrew and his 13.2 @ 109 and PPG with his 12.5 @ 112 CA DSM looks like a bunch of "granny shifti'n not double clutchi'n like you're supposed" drivers.

I guess that's what happens when you get old, eh? It takes an extra second for that 'shift now' message to get from your brain to the muscles that make it happen. Is this what's going to happen to me when I get as old as you guys?

B to the O to the O to the o to the N to the N to the G

BONG!

And Vince, your best time is..... what?

I thought as much.

And Vince, your best time is..... what?

psssssssst (see above)

And I thought I was a bad driver with a 13.2 @ 106.

So Andy is just as slow was Vince...who are both faster than Steve...hmmmmmm

does anyone else see a problem with all this trash talk? Jeeeez. At least if someone who is fast would come on here and talk some sh!t to me...that would be funny. :rolleyes:

13.0@106 on a 14B and stock injectors, 16G and 550s now. I'll take a run at your record in 6 weeks PeePeeGee
12.5? Shouldn't be a problem

I believe your eyesight starts to go as you get older too...

Bring it

Dan da da da.... Drum roll please...

the winner For the category of " The most pointless flaming post" is

badabadabadabadabadabadabada

"PASS THE BONG" by ppg

rackin up those posts

Bah. This one is NOTHING.

Do a search for the ORIGINAL bong sometime..... geezz.. newbies.

Blake, You've blown it now. You spent money!

I'll see you back here at the 13.8's now..

PPG: Tell you what. I'll drop by sometime soon, re-check your timing for you, make sure there's no polishing compound in your MBC, do a compression test to see if that HG is still holding up, and make sure the damned thing will shift gears. THEN we'll take the PP out for a race and out an end to this once and FOR ALL!

-sigh-

This is getting boring.
Same old arguments, same old trash talk.
Blah, blah, blah.

The only thought that comes to a calm mind, is:
I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you...

So, I'm not so sure I have too much to worry about, from the likes of you guys.

PPG... well, yeah, he's the one that's ahead, but at the same time, he's owned his car twice as long as me, and put twice (or three times) the amount of money into it. (in coolant and cleaning rags alone!)

So, we'll see.
I'm truly not expecting any huge surprises this year, but it would be nice to see Mark get kicked off the track for the no roll cage rule...

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Lastly, I see Thomas stuck his hyundai head in here... I couldn't ignore that.
Yes Mr Toth, most assuredly, do BRING IT.
(whatever passes for "it" these days, that is...)

You guys ain't got sh!t .

Oh by the way!

pass that... BONG, this way!

Yes the Hyundai will be brought!

Screw that ... i got a couple type r stickers ill slap those on my head and back man ill be runnin 9s litterallly

Once the bong thread becomes senseless, doesn't it just use up precious bandwidth?

Whatever Gates, at least I'm still faster than you, which is pretty pathedic because most of the other turbo cars on this board have handed me my arse!

(Well, that was until now... I have some 'super secret' mods in my basement )

Faster than me? Anyone who has modified their car beyond stock is faster than me right now, Torrey, so it's not much of an accomplishment. It's not like I "claim" to be fast, like SOME people who've spoken up already in this BONGalicious thread.

We'll see who's laughing once I get my mods started though, wiseguy... Just keep in mind, I have a 6-bolt 1G equipped with a healthy 14B and all-wheel drive, which already gives me nice advantage over you!

...I almost forgot to pass the BONG!

Too bad you'll be behind the wheel Gates

I know what you mean, Blake... Everyone's going to wish they could drive my car...

Nah, if I wanted to drive a 12 year old "antique" I'd borrow my dad's truck

That's not how you should speak of your future worst nightmare... Show some respect, and maybe I'll take it easy on you, when I decide to take it to the track one day, rather than blowing your doors off.

Besides, this antique is in pretty good condition.

Yea, The doors havent fallen off yet.

That's right, Torrey! Why are you so worried about doors falling off, though? Has it already happened to your precious '95? Your car is getting pretty old too, there, buddy... According to your point of view!

Wait a minute, I know why you're afraid... Cause whenever I'm ready and we do line up for a race at the drag strip, your doors WILL fall off... Simply due to the fact that I will "blow your doors off" from takeoff!

Gates, I was referering to YOUR doors falling off.... sheesh. :rolleyes:

What I don't understand, is how you're going to blow MY doors off, if your 3 bus lengths behind me.

When we race, you better be packin some NOS (not fudge)... or a bigger turbo.

I'll never pack NOS, I can't stand the idea of being bottle-fed. What I can't understand is why you think I'm going to be such a push-over? I mean, 1G owns all and everyone knows that since they can be made much faster for much less...

Anyway, I'm not one to talk trash until I can back it up, so since I don't have any mods done to the car yet I'll graciously say "you win" for now... But trust me, one day soon I'll make you eat those words.

I just want to see Gates with a car that isn't in the shop more than it's driven

Just taking a hit of your bong.

For the record, it's not that kind of bong.

It started as a PING test, that got turned into a PONG. (ie: ping-pong)

Then, it became a BING test, that one of the local idiots of course said BONG in response to...

So, it's BONG, as in the ringing of a loud and large bell.

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Speaking of ringing bells, you guys got nuthin'. Ring your bell three times, and leave.
come back when you got something to show...

Pass the . . . bing! Doesn't quite have the same ring to it

I always thought is was a Kevin Smith movie thing. When ever Jay says a funny insult, he goes BONG!

Looks like Gates, Andrew and PPG all have a few things in common,
1) They all have cars they barely drive
2)They all have slow cars, with way too much money into them for repairs and/or mods
3)They want to be kewl
4)They all don't know how to drive
5) fill in your answer here:

BattaBingBatta... BONG!

Wow, what a bitch fest. Lil boys crying and whining everywhere...

Hey who invited this Fast and Furious wanna-be in here?

Oh sorry that was me

Tell him to take his 7 speed transmissioned, pop-rivetted aluminum rear winged, over priced, under powered rice raker... elsewhere!

Dong!

It probably fell inside the inlet of that big ass turbo

Sorry Scott, I was borrowing it. You will have it back tomorrow.

The 3rd sign has come to pass... Stinger is now 16G equipped. Only 4 signs have yet to show (exhaust, fuel system, clutch, FMIC)to mark the end.

p.s. She's on the road now ... but thanks to OPSEU not legally yet .

I've been working on the cars most of the last 5 days... I need that bong whoever has it.

Well, Purple Penis Guy.... I've had my "carbon filled" engine in for a while now. (Long enough to clean out all the PPG style black soot that was in it..) Looks like it's finally tuned fairly well, as well.. so.. You figured out how to adjust your timing yet??

Get all that polishing compound out of your boost controller??

Got all the spare coolant you can carry in the hatch??

Good. Let's get going then... I need someone to tell me if you can actually SEE that crack in my tailight.

tehehehehehe
yep, I am ready to go.

timing set
shifter cables aligned

clutch ain't broken in yet, but thats ok for a romp on the highway...

I will bring some water just in case you sabotaged (sp) me again

maybe on the way to Shannonville?

You are SO gonna get walked all over....

21 psi (pump gas, you cheater!) and a knock count high of 6.. Bahahahaa!!

That, along with the REAL IC coupling Andy gave me, is going to cause you a lot of grief on the highway this year...

I can't wait.. [giggle]...

Funny... I thought me pushing up your bumper on Sunday going through that S-curve was enough to show you I ain't playin. I even had enough time to email you from my phone, so we both know I had time

yeah baby...

I should hope so. That was 7 pounds of boost ago. If you COULDN'T have kept up to me at 14 psi then, I wouldn't even bother embarassing you.

You'd be doing it all on your own.

SURE that was only 14psi...

whatever makes you feel better buddy.
besides, 7psi on a small 16g? Thats gotta be good for 10hp?

Seeing you, even smaller, in my rear view (again) makes me feels better.

I'm going to be in a GREAT mood when we get to London.

Perhaps a 16G is good for 10HP... I haven't dynoed it yet. I've got video footage of you proving a 20G is only good for 255 ft/lbs of torque though. (Did I mention something about you embarassing yourself earlier?)

I don't think that number was bad considering I had a blown Head Gasket.

I have the old gasket to prove that one...

now your boost gauge, on the other hand is another story

Dam! would you two stop talking out of your balloon nots and get this thing over with already?

Or I am going to have to come by and teach you both a lesson.

I thought you blew that gasket when you took Craig and I for a ride..

That was WELL after the dyno. You'll have to dream up something better then that.

Vince: until you stop whining (like a baby, I might add)about your car being too loud, you're not allowed to say anything in here!

BTW: We've done it.. it was too close to call. That was on my old engine though. The one that used to knock, and was running 18psi... I'm gonna give PPG some whoop-ass to fill his can back up with.

they already cry themselves to sleep every night from a thing called AWD-Envy

Scott, you're starting to sound like Vince... "Once I get this, and that, and my car is running again, I'll kick yer ass.."

AWD envy?? I don't think so. Seems to me everyone with an AWD is trying too hard to get/keep the damned thing running to have any fun with it.

Besides, AWD is for wimps that think a race starts at 0 km/h. Everyone knows the fun races start at 120..

What?? You gonna PUSH that non-running POS up to 300km/h??

I'll GLADLY let you pass me, if you can run that fast!!

let me at emmmmmmmm,mm let me at emmmmm. hmmmm which carrrr, which carrrr. My 2 cars that don't run are as fast as Scott's and Vince's, oh wait yours don't run either. Go get em Steve!