In the interest of keeping the fight clean (Ya but for how long) and somewhat interesting, todays topic is Bart's Slow Ass Driving.

Bart is slow. This has been a fact since he joind the board. For as long as I could recall, I always attributed the slowness to the NT DSM. He started off with an NT DSM. Which is kind of cryptic in itself. Contrary to popular beliefe, the NT does not stand for Non Turbo but is short hand for NOT. As in NOT DSM because it's not fast enough. While the NT DSM is certainly famous for being so slow it's reliable the true story behind Barts slowness was actully a tale of the Nut Behind the wheel. More accuratly put as in No Nuts behind the wheel.

It wasn't long until Bart craved the need for speed. Having trouble with his NT DSM (Look like it didn't like life any more but niether would you if you were owned by Bart) he opted to by a REAL DSM. But low and behold he was still slow. As documented in this post , Bart lacked the testicle fortitude to really launch his car. But his slowness is also hammpered by his inablity to use the search function .

In an effort to distract the other member in looking in their rear view mirrors and seing him there fall out into the distance, Bart has devised a few smack talking posts . If talking sh!t made you fast we all know we would have nothing on these Honda boys. But within thier own camp, the trademark honda talking smack, seems to distract each others members as to how slow they really are. Being DSMers does not make us immune to this phenomenon, but I certainly hope this post will help educate

Stay tuned for "that Funny Smell from Amins Garage"

Are you kidding I own that board! I was banned twice but they couldn't keep the man down it's me vs everyone and I kick some large honduh ass.

Nice come-back, ADVANTAGE WALDO...

Stay tuned for Bart makes an ass of himself...

Oh yes, I remember that thread.

A reply to Mike. J's baby boy being born.
If he learns at the same pace as his father, he will never see a 12 second run

I know what the smell from my garage is. It could be your ass on fire. Once you changed two AWD trannies and one FWD involving some tapping of mounting bolts plus the usual work in less than a month mostly single handed ONLY with two jack stands in an underground building Garage or maybe Manfold bolt rethreading and Oil line repair in rain then we can talk about garage smell

Hey you have already screwed a 98 engine so I think Bart and I with early 90's engine still runnning strong have better records.

where is Bob?

p.s. I am naturally lame and at 2:41AM everything is worse!!!

what was it called?
Paedophile?

dude that is sick!!!

Hey to each their own I guess...

Hey little kiddy, do you want some candy.....

(edit: I am of course just kidding...you never know who's watching...)

i hope non of this sh!t offends no one b/c this is fuckin hilarious reading some of the sh!t coming from your mouths...i mean the only thing comin from my mouth is the juice that barts mom left in me the night before... i think i hit the spot how bout u??

and you are a funny man!!!

I used to think it was you that were supposed to leave something in her mouth! Oh well, you'll learn how it works eventually

Amin

As much fun as dissing someone's mom is...dude you must be into the same sh!t as Amin...

As far as my sig goes, that's all it is, a sig, it's supposed to be funny...

Oh Waldo, I'm brewing one up for you, but I am a stoner so it will take some time to come back with genius like you did ...

hey bart i didnt mean to offend u nor ur mom... but damn....the bed was rockin last night and frack she must have fucked my repect right out of me.. but really my dad was saying ur mom has got to do something about her (cack)tis tounge of hers

josh

apparantly you completely misread my last couple of paraghraph! How often did I ue that anyways?

Josh, It wasn't funny the first time, your second attempt at the same topic is just not gonna make it better.

aight AMIN!!! what u got besides a dick in between ur two cheaks. hahaha. u just a yeast infected cunt rag that dont know how to take a little disgusting humor around here! you just ogtta relax get ur hand outta ur ass and realize only a woman has a G spot

(u better know i playin!!)

josh

Are you talking about a Turd??

I didn't know there was anyone here who was into the SCAT scene

hehe admittedly this was funny. And yes I was joking too. Nevertheless this is an InsultFest!

Oh, don't forget your appointment at Canadian Tire to top up your windshield fluid.

SCAT, maybe you should have a look at Amin's previous posts...

Looks like I found a new signature line:
Finally he tells the truth.

Boy, that's hard to believe...someone not able to understand a post by Amin

Quick Amin, write me a comeback full of non-sensical jibberish.

Jeez even I have a hardtime reading what I have typed!!

But by using "that" I meant somebody's mom and all that b.s.

I cameback quickly but wasn't a quick comeback

Bart, brew hey? be it so !

Like Mike said, the line has been crossed a few too many times in here. Any idiot / 12 year old can write the types of insults that are in here (as you're all demonstrating).

Keep it clean and less descriptive or this thread is going to get locked / deleted.

And Bart, that sig is *way* over the line. Change it.

I haven't received any complaints about my sig from any mods...if they say it's over the line I'll change it...

Amin Amin Amin... u gotta have better then that... i mean come on topping up my "windsheild fluid" the only toppin off i did was my last push of super sperm into ur girlfriends mouth. thats why she sooo fat, too much of me in her if u know what i mean...
josh

Josh is only 11 so does that mean he's doing good for his age?

Amin Amin Amin... You have got to have better thAn that. I mean come on, toppinG up my windshield fluid. The only topping off I did was my last push of super sperm into your girlfriend 's mouth. That 's why she is so fat. Too much of me in her if you know what I mean.

I am very much interested to know who my girlfiend is!

Don't worry you wouldn't live long. 18 is the maximum people with this syndrome live!

"All you motherfuckers are going to pay! You are the ones who are the ball-lickers! We're going to frack your mothers while you watch and cry like whiny little bitches"

Just thought a little "Jay and Silent Bob" was appropriate here....

Wow, Amin you finally said something worth noting...

Amin thankyou for correcting my spelling mistakes. i think rather then that you should work on your sex life, because i just happened to be talking to your boyfriend and he said your milimeter peter is not doing nothing for him.. here is some advice from a man with a anaconda in his pants; if your little "thing" isn't doing it for him then iadvise you to try your dog! i mean that way the dog cant say how bad you are..
josh

Having Amin correct your grammar has to be the best greaseout I've seen yet

Amin

Amin, thank you for correcting my spelling. I think rather than that you should work on your sex life, because I just happened to be talking to your boyfriend and he said your milimeter peter is not doing anything for him. Here is some from a man with a anaconda in his pants. If your little thing isn't doing it for him then I advise you to try your dog. I mean thatway the dog can't say how bad you are.

The content wasn't worth my time.

Now I like you out of here!

for one thing i already explained to the board that it was not me who put that post on there. It was my brother, who is a fuckin looser, we never get along so he decided to come one here knowing how important this site is to me and fracking wrote that sh!t. Again i opologize for that, I do not want anyone thinking that it was me. Do you think i am actually stupid enough to put that sh!t, obviously not.
and again i dont know if you were joking or serious when u put that quote in there but i am sorry regardless that my brother did that to me.
josh

And we have a winner, Josh is now the winner of a beatiful trip to nowhere, see he got offended and started to explain himself...no insults in his posts at all...

Hey Amin, what did u do to Waldo??? He was looking for you today, and he was all pissed off...sheesh, kiss and make up you two...

I told him to not let you know!,

I knew you would get jealous!

There will come your turn son!

I've received more than enough complaints about this thread.

Normally, the test section is "anything goes" but once people start complaining, it's got to stop.

Bart: I know you've received at least one complaint about your signature. Trust me, more than one person thinks it's in bad taste.

<sigh>.. what's happening to this place?