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My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144005 October 10, 2003 07:52 pm UTC October 10, 2003 07:52 pm UTC
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,322 Loc: Loc: Rob Strelecki OP morum foderator
Rob Strelecki OP morum foderator Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,322 Loc: Loc:	...and that's the way I likes it!!! 1993 Eagle Talon TSi FWD 13.8 @ 106 :::: 14.1 @ 117

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144006 October 10, 2003 08:04 pm UTC October 10, 2003 08:04 pm UTC
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,673 Bolton Dean Boyle Insane Member
Dean Boyle Insane Member Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,673 Bolton	It gets 22 Hectors on a single tank of kerosine. PUT IT IN H!

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144007 October 10, 2003 08:23 pm UTC October 10, 2003 08:23 pm UTC
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,322 Loc: Loc: Rob Strelecki OP morum foderator
Rob Strelecki OP morum foderator Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,322 Loc: Loc:	I'll get down with your lawsuit. Disco Stu got hooked on the white stuff back in the 70's. 1993 Eagle Talon TSi FWD 13.8 @ 106 :::: 14.1 @ 117

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144008 October 10, 2003 08:48 pm UTC October 10, 2003 08:48 pm UTC
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,673 Bolton Dean Boyle Insane Member
Dean Boyle Insane Member Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,673 Bolton	What are you gonna do? Sick your dogs on me? Or your bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at me?

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144009 October 10, 2003 09:11 pm UTC October 10, 2003 09:11 pm UTC
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,322 Loc: Loc: Rob Strelecki OP morum foderator
Rob Strelecki OP morum foderator Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,322 Loc: Loc:	English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England! 1993 Eagle Talon TSi FWD 13.8 @ 106 :::: 14.1 @ 117

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144010 October 10, 2003 09:17 pm UTC October 10, 2003 09:17 pm UTC
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,673 Bolton Dean Boyle Insane Member
Dean Boyle Insane Member Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,673 Bolton	When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie --Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie, Police Academy.

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144011 October 10, 2003 09:32 pm UTC October 10, 2003 09:32 pm UTC
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,322 Loc: Loc: Rob Strelecki OP morum foderator
Rob Strelecki OP morum foderator Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,322 Loc: Loc:	Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done. 1993 Eagle Talon TSi FWD 13.8 @ 106 :::: 14.1 @ 117

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144012 October 10, 2003 10:12 pm UTC October 10, 2003 10:12 pm UTC
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 369 Victoria B.C. Wade Carlson Member
Wade Carlson Member Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 369 Victoria B.C.	..and that talking coyote was really just that talking dog "find your soulmate homer" wait a minute dogs can't talk "woof woof" damn right

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144013 October 11, 2003 01:20 am UTC October 11, 2003 01:20 am UTC
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,126 Toronto Rob Cauduro Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Rob Cauduro Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,126 Toronto	What does that mean? Better say something or they'll think you're stupid.

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144014 October 11, 2003 01:56 am UTC October 11, 2003 01:56 am UTC
Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 2,787 Pickering, ON Nick Boers Insane Member
Nick Boers Insane Member Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 2,787 Pickering, ON	I'm standing here live in front of the county courthouse. How can i prove it's live? PENIS!

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144015 October 11, 2003 02:13 am UTC October 11, 2003 02:13 am UTC
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,126 Toronto Rob Cauduro Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Rob Cauduro Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,126 Toronto	A big mountain of sugar is too much for one man. I can see now why God portions it out in those little packets

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144016 October 11, 2003 02:45 am UTC October 11, 2003 02:45 am UTC
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 369 Victoria B.C. Wade Carlson Member
Wade Carlson Member Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 369 Victoria B.C.	and to prove im not lieing BOOM maybe it jut blew up on its own we can't take that chance ohh you always say that i wanna take a chace

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144017 October 11, 2003 03:08 am UTC October 11, 2003 03:08 am UTC
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,126 Toronto Rob Cauduro Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Rob Cauduro Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,126 Toronto	Oh! And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember that time I took a home wine making course and forgot how to drive?

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144018 October 11, 2003 03:18 am UTC October 11, 2003 03:18 am UTC
Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 369 Victoria B.C. Wade Carlson Member
Wade Carlson Member Joined: Feb 2002 Posts: 369 Victoria B.C.	bake him away toys what did u say chief? do what the boy said

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144019 October 11, 2003 03:37 am UTC October 11, 2003 03:37 am UTC
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,126 Toronto Rob Cauduro Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Rob Cauduro Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,126 Toronto	I'm beginning to think that Stan Lee's mind is no longer in mint condition.

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144020 October 11, 2003 03:49 am UTC October 11, 2003 03:49 am UTC
Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 2,787 Pickering, ON Nick Boers Insane Member
Nick Boers Insane Member Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 2,787 Pickering, ON	Nerd kid: uhhhh... but only batman fits in my batmobile! Stan Lee: THe thing fits in ther eperfectly. Look, he's fitting right now! Nerd kid: uhh... you broke my batmobile Stan Lee: Broke, or made it better? Hmm hmm...

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144021 October 11, 2003 03:57 am UTC October 11, 2003 03:57 am UTC
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,126 Toronto Rob Cauduro Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Rob Cauduro Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,126 Toronto	Is this cel worth anything? Huh, let me show you something. This, this is a Snagglepuss drawn by Hic Hiesler, it is worth something. This, this is an arm drawn by nobody, it is worth nothing.

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144022 October 11, 2003 06:00 am UTC October 11, 2003 06:00 am UTC
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 39 Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan K Ken Hadley Newbie on Probation
Ken Hadley Newbie on Probation K Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 39 Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan	In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144023 October 11, 2003 06:21 am UTC October 11, 2003 06:21 am UTC
Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 313 Saint John New Brunswick Scotty Mac Serious Member
Scotty Mac Serious Member Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 313 Saint John New Brunswick	Now now people, we're all frightened and horny... '92 Laser AWD Turbo It won't give up, It wants me dead God damn this noise inside my head

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144024 October 11, 2003 12:12 pm UTC October 11, 2003 12:12 pm UTC
Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,673 Bolton Dean Boyle Insane Member
Dean Boyle Insane Member Joined: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,673 Bolton	I think I brained my damage.

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144025 October 11, 2003 07:24 pm UTC October 11, 2003 07:24 pm UTC
Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 2,475 Brampton, Ontario, Canada Waldo Calderon Insane Member
Waldo Calderon Insane Member Joined: Oct 2000 Posts: 2,475 Brampton, Ontario, Canada	I'll now open the floor to wild accusations. 98 TSi AWD --- The Everything Must Go Garage Sale!

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144026 October 11, 2003 08:30 pm UTC October 11, 2003 08:30 pm UTC
Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 187 Mississauga, Ontario C Cliff Oliveira Member
Cliff Oliveira Member C Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 187 Mississauga, Ontario	Good morning Super Nintendo Chalmers! 1997 Toyota Tercel - Beater 1997 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX - SOLD!

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144027 October 11, 2003 09:16 pm UTC October 11, 2003 09:16 pm UTC
Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,041 Toronto Bart Cieslikiewicz A$$ man
Bart Cieslikiewicz A$$ man Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,041 Toronto	"My cat's breath smells like cat food" Marge: "Homer, are you gonna hit Ned Flanders over the head with that pipe?" Homer: "Yea-No" "Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history, from the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chest-nut tree...ahhh" "To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all the world's problems" It's not a Talon, it's a Talonol... And now it's in the garage with a connecting rod sticking out...

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144028 October 12, 2003 12:29 am UTC October 12, 2003 12:29 am UTC
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,126 Toronto Rob Cauduro Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Rob Cauduro Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,126 Toronto	Thats a whole lot of pre marital diddly!!!

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144029 October 16, 2003 02:23 am UTC October 16, 2003 02:23 am UTC
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 167 Victoria Christopher Spencer Member
Christopher Spencer Member Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 167 Victoria	"No TV and no beer make Homer go something something...." "Crazy??" "Don't mind if I do!!!! WOOOB WOOB WOOOB WOOOB" A Honda with a turbo is a lot like a mule with a spinnin wheel; he don't know how he got it and he's damned if he knows how to use it

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144030 October 16, 2003 02:25 am UTC October 16, 2003 02:25 am UTC
Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 167 Victoria Christopher Spencer Member
Christopher Spencer Member Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 167 Victoria	"In America first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women" A Honda with a turbo is a lot like a mule with a spinnin wheel; he don't know how he got it and he's damned if he knows how to use it

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144031 October 16, 2003 02:43 am UTC October 16, 2003 02:43 am UTC
Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,832 Toronto, On, Canada Dave Dziarmaga Member
Dave Dziarmaga Member Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,832 Toronto, On, Canada	When i was seventeen, i drank some very good beer. I drank some very good beer i purchased with a fake ID. My name was Brian McGee, i stayed up listening to Queen. When i was seventeen... 1993 Talon TSi AWD, if in doubt, increase boost. I've got a fever, and the only perscription is more cowbell! -Bruce Dickenson for sale: my talon

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144032 October 16, 2003 04:35 am UTC October 16, 2003 04:35 am UTC
Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,126 Toronto Rob Cauduro Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Rob Cauduro Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,126 Toronto	Stupid Flanders!!!

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144033 October 16, 2003 02:20 pm UTC October 16, 2003 02:20 pm UTC
Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,960 Redmond, Washington Dan Sarkar Serious Member
Dan Sarkar Serious Member Joined: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,960 Redmond, Washington	Caaaaalm down Ned-ly-iddly-diddly-diddly, they did their best shodiddly-iddly-diddly......gotta be nice hostility-iddly-diddly.....AW HELL DIDDLY-DING-DONG-CRAP! CAN'T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT???!!! I want an RS4.

Re: My car gets fourty rods to the hogs head... #144034 October 16, 2003 03:43 pm UTC October 16, 2003 03:43 pm UTC
Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 2,787 Pickering, ON Nick Boers Insane Member
Nick Boers Insane Member Joined: Jul 2002 Posts: 2,787 Pickering, ON	AND YOU!!! I DON"T EVEN KNOW YOU, BUT IM SURE YOU'RE A JERK!!

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