you mean this Darko?

D-Och! you did it right before I did!

Not only did I do it faster, but mine actually looks real

As you perverts seem to be anal-ising the rear end.

Where is the rear wiper? The pink stuff that an earlier post used? That's very Charmin.

I suppose the phony rear WWAF is some type of water jet propulsion system.

And the custom plate. On ta Rio. Okay the spell police might complain about his vacation plans.

Personally I hated the 80's but the not so sublime and mis-spelled 'Yours to disco(for)ever' at the base of the plate does tastefully match the John Revolta lights for that era.

And that may be Olivia or(in)ating on the other vehicles tire per the first picture.

Nice party. Car looks good Josh though I'm not sure of those reverse lights.

Cheers Tony

Tony- Reverse lights?? i dont have any!! No i really dont! illegal?

Darko, i know what you mean that centre does nothing at all. i will talk to my body shop and see what they can do about that space!
thaankd for the help!

Fai- nice attempt but my little sister could color better in between the lines then you

Darko- Two thumbs up

She must of different bilogical parents then. Because if she has got any of the genes that you have she is not going anywhere, her older borther just learned how to resize after all.


sorry budd you asked for it, all in good spirit

Amin i understand. But i have to tell everyone something. im really not stupid, i mean i was always smart. But long story short, about 6 months ago me and amins mom got together and long story short, she buffed my brains out!!
Nuff said!
All in good spririts Mr. Amin!!

Yeah right! Like a hottie like her would ever go for a "rice wagon" like you!

Your girlfrieind did???

Apparently, I don't know what a rice car is! Sure those tailights may not be the most popular, but I don't think his car should nessescarily be classified as rice just because of those! Now if he had stickers of the diamond star on it like I'm sure a lot of other people on here have on their EAGLE Talons, then that's rice.I know that they are technically mitsubishi's, but I'm not gonna put an Eagle emblem on my spyder! That car has NO vinyl, a good paint job(from what i can tell), a nice set of rims(although they are a little small)and a moulded-on body kit! If that's rice then you can call me a ricer! As far as ppg's car being the nicest, I'm willing to argue that point! Sure it's a nice car but, Uhh, It's pretty plain.It's not purple plymouth guy, it's pretty plain guy! Just my opinion!
I agree with Darko on the white center peice, and the dark tinted taillight. It looks much better!

Thanks again Jeff. the way i see it you either love it or hate it. Rice or not alot of people like and some have never seen a kit on a 1G so that helps. I agree with darko, and yes my rims are only 17's but 18-19's will come soon as the money flows faster then it is!

got an idea josh, if you need to "come back " next time. just PM some one, maybe the admins and ask them for a phrase. This one was good and all when it was first said in 1870's but it is quite old now.

But hey, it is good for you. I mean I am really happy for you that can actually say something. hell of an improvement.


Oh wait a minute, 1870's is still next century for you!

Amin after reading that you wasted one minuite of my life i am sure i will never get back. Again one less minuite with your presious mother!

This thread is for trash talking Josh only! Doesnt matter if his car is nice or not, thats not the point here so start bashing the wagon

yeah you gotta care about minutes. 23 years is your life expectency or 25?!

23, tops i smoke to much!

Okay,

I get it. Josh and Amins Mom. I did ask way back who that was in picture number 1, performing what looks like a bodily function on the tire of the other car. Odd, for a woman to do it standing up though.

The square holes on either side of the rear plate, what are they for if they're not reverse lights? A forklift truck to pick up the back end while you bleach the front? Most confusing. Ah. AWD. Wheelie bars. FWD doesn't need them that's why we're faster.

Cheers Tony

I'm not a big fan of rice mobiles, but I like Josh's ride.

The only think I don't like is the Altezzas in the rear. That, and it's missing a fat honking FMIC, which I'm sure he's taking care of this winter. For the time and effort Josh.

Tony those are for the license plate lights which i have not put in n'or do i think i will be? Dont know if it will look good
Opinions??

Ronnie- thankyou, and well you know what i would die to have a huge FMIC but having a molded front bumper would make that task very hard!

You mean very expensive!

Well that too! But how the hell would we work that out with a moulded kit!
hahaha that would be a biach

This thread is for trash talking Josh only! Doesnt matter if his car is nice or not, thats not the point here so start bashing the wagon J/K

watch yourself Jeff just remember everyone gets there turn... and i am feeling you to be next

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Me so sorry! hahahahaha! Bring it on Dood! i'm game for a little friendly ****-talking!

big mouth for someone with such a small pecker

... Big tip for someone with such a small -- oh, what the crap! -- yeah, well, at least I'm the one with a turbo.

...for now.

- b.

I'll admit it's only five inches...
FROM THE GROUND!!!!!!!!
Your gonna have to come up with something better than that!
One day,back when I was in grade three, one of my friends made that joke.

They made that joke??
Now tell mehow did they "make" that joke.

Grammer?

Grammar

Spelling?

smart ass??

Dumb ass!

Owned...

Jeff, rest assured.

Josh absorbs bull**** like carbon in coke.
til he is around he takes the crap.

Post whore and Private Message Whore. all around a keyboard junkie!

Amin you use to be the post whore champ, now i have taken over... this is what happens when you work in the trade, no work which means more DSM!
you diariah gargling vaginal wart infested whore!!

Uhh, is it just me or is anyone else confused by that post! What I mean by the statement: "they made that joke", is that they told it waaayyyy back when i was in grade three! What i was trying to say is that your joke is old and no more clever than what a third grader could come up with! I wasn't implying that they made the joke up,Just that it was said around 20 years ago!Does that clarify it for you or did i use to many big words? Yaaa heeeaarrrddd meh!!!!

a joke is never a joke if you have to explain it. sorry Jeff

Huh??? I thought English was MY third language!!


And Josh
in all honestly I got Jeff's intention the first time. I made the same point a few weeks back too.

But I apologize on behalf of the society if you are amongst those that pull the "average" down a bit.

I thinkyou Amin for agnolizingsdjip the fact me not 2 smarty*

I'm sure everyone else got it. it's just that your so dumb you didn't get it! At least that what im being told

Im a flippin retard