all you who thought i wouldnt be able to post pics!@!
hhahahhahaha i love it!!

congratulation Josh

Hmmmm. Most pictures posted are of DSM's. I don't recognize that model though. However I suppose if it represents your mount you can sit on it and rotate.

Anyway, it's about time you fingered it out Now let's see some pictures of your car.

Cheers Tony

Make sure you have a fork handy!
(For eye gouging...)

yeah,
Club DSM Canada deserves a middle finger because it took JOSH 10923 attempts to post a freaking picture.

what are we supposed to say?!


another 3000 posts and you might be able to use the URL function of this UBB. For LIST and CODE my life wouldn't be enough.

Yaaaayyy :rolleyes:

Now show us how to use your webspace.

Your asking me to post pics of my car!






U all!!
there's the ferrari, best looking DSM on the board!!

Hmmm, for some reason I am hungry for rice.

And dont you mean Fiero?

Rice hahaha not a chance
you just jealous! haha

Not sure of that relieving sorry revealing first picture but the second one is neat.

I look forward to having a pint with you this spring.

Cheers Tony

FINALLY!! Welcome to the world of technology!

We should be happy for Josh. At least he jumped up from "The Stone Age" to this point!

Kind of hard for a tow truck to get its forks to your front wheels.


That's why you have never been to a track?!


I am being called for dinner!

Oh man...Im glad I dont live near you, I hate those tail lights, But the rims are pretty nice Ferrari? Nice try

You dont like the lights?
i grabbed them because no one else has them you know, and i know they are hard to come by, so not many people will get them, well at least for a 1G!

yes I think you are the only DSM around with that tail light...

Josh, want to try to change your avatar to your car's picture? Let's see if you actually jumped up from the Stone Age

First he has to learn how to resize it to do that

Now that you've figured out how to post pictures, here are a few rules of etiquette that you need to know:

#1 - You should always post pictures as links (use the URL button) unless they are very small. As Tony Vaz mentioned in another thread, some people browse this board on slower connections and don't want to be forced to load pictures if they don't have to. Making them links gives them this choice.

#2 - You should either find your own web space to host pictures, or ask the person who's hosting the pictures permission before using them. Right now I'm paying for the bandwidth for everyone to look at those pictures since you've linked to my web space.

those alteza's are best things I have ever seen.

They are like banana on oizza served with strawberry jam.

love you too Amin!
When i get to my house ( at my girlfriends house) i will spend some time and try and change the avator.
and jeff- i understand what your are saying and i will make sure to always make the pic smaller.

Thanks guys even though we been making fun of me alot i have recieved alot of side help.
thanks again!

I got to admit, i'm not a huge fan of the 1g's, but Josh your car is phatt asss! what's ricey about a moulded body kit?? your rims are nice, but they could be a little bigger(only my useless opinion!) your car is top shelf dood!

Josh gives all us true 1Gers a bad name.

Jeff- Thank you, and i agree i do need bigger rims, but when you see what i am coming out with this spring you will see why i cant afford bigger rims!

Chris- i respect your opinion only cause you straight up and not being a dick about it! I do my car up the way i like it and not other people. i do have to drive it everyday! But hey gotta love constructinve critism

Yeah, you do your car the way you want. What kind of rims are those?

Advanti's!

Josh, your car would look really nice if you add 10" wide wheels to compliment that phatt azz body kit. Get good quality wheels not cheap heavy ones. The weight of them would make your car even slower.

If not you'll end up a

Can I do Joshes car the way I want? Mabey after I install your turbo, your car could get painted like this.



Dont worry bud, come this Saturday, there will be much more abuse and you will have to take it cause I own you!

Now thats a car!!! I love the pink

Rob i dont know what to say! You just got way too much frickin time on your hands... Guess it compensates for whats too small to fit in your hands becase the girlfriend is always with me!!

Rob dont test me you will never beat me

Josh, before you start shooting your mouth here, learn how to RE-SIZE the pics before posting them.

Thank you lucky stars, I don't have as much time as Rob.

Josh knows I'm just bugging him. Its pay back for that day he and my friend spent hours pissing me off while I was trying to work on my car. I actually do like the car alot. Rear lights and rims are the only things currently stopping it from actually being the nicest 1g with a kit I ever seen. He better just hope I dont "accidently " drop a big wrench on the hood while I work on it.

When I look at your car josh I see RICE! Those tail lights are 110% rice, the body kit really isn't that great, it looks just every other rice-mo-bile on the road today.

The best looking 1G on this board is hands down PPG's car.

Your car is far from even being close to being the best looking 1G on this board. I think my rusty old POS looks better then your rice wagon.

Uhh, how? By having a nice car!? That, to me sounds like a little jealousy!

Don't you mean... rice car?

BTW, when we say Josh is slow we aren't only talking about his car...
bahaha

Vince- OK?




Keep dreaming!

Ok guys,
go after your business


Josh is busy now. His break is over. He has to go back to his How to Resize a pic class.


C'mon Josh, class is starting

Amin i know how to resize a pic ... I always did, infact i sent itt o Fai so he could host it for me!
hahah even got the terms down!

Jealous? I dont think so, I left my rice days behind, a long time ago

Car looks good, but the only thing I absolutely detest is the center piece of those tail-lights. The actual lights I can live with, but that useless center piece is hideous man... I'd paint it solid white.

In fact, I might put it through photoshop for you

MUCH better



And here's one with a darkened/blackedout right tail-light for comparison against the left. That might look good too

you mean this Darko?

D-Och! you did it right before I did!

Not only did I do it faster, but mine actually looks real

As you perverts seem to be anal-ising the rear end.

Where is the rear wiper? The pink stuff that an earlier post used? That's very Charmin.

I suppose the phony rear WWAF is some type of water jet propulsion system.

And the custom plate. On ta Rio. Okay the spell police might complain about his vacation plans.

Personally I hated the 80's but the not so sublime and mis-spelled 'Yours to disco(for)ever' at the base of the plate does tastefully match the John Revolta lights for that era.

And that may be Olivia or(in)ating on the other vehicles tire per the first picture.

Nice party. Car looks good Josh though I'm not sure of those reverse lights.

Cheers Tony

Tony- Reverse lights?? i dont have any!! No i really dont! illegal?

Darko, i know what you mean that centre does nothing at all. i will talk to my body shop and see what they can do about that space!
thaankd for the help!

Fai- nice attempt but my little sister could color better in between the lines then you

Darko- Two thumbs up

She must of different bilogical parents then. Because if she has got any of the genes that you have she is not going anywhere, her older borther just learned how to resize after all.


sorry budd you asked for it, all in good spirit

Amin i understand. But i have to tell everyone something. im really not stupid, i mean i was always smart. But long story short, about 6 months ago me and amins mom got together and long story short, she buffed my brains out!!
Nuff said!
All in good spririts Mr. Amin!!

Yeah right! Like a hottie like her would ever go for a "rice wagon" like you!

Your girlfrieind did???

Apparently, I don't know what a rice car is! Sure those tailights may not be the most popular, but I don't think his car should nessescarily be classified as rice just because of those! Now if he had stickers of the diamond star on it like I'm sure a lot of other people on here have on their EAGLE Talons, then that's rice.I know that they are technically mitsubishi's, but I'm not gonna put an Eagle emblem on my spyder! That car has NO vinyl, a good paint job(from what i can tell), a nice set of rims(although they are a little small)and a moulded-on body kit! If that's rice then you can call me a ricer! As far as ppg's car being the nicest, I'm willing to argue that point! Sure it's a nice car but, Uhh, It's pretty plain.It's not purple plymouth guy, it's pretty plain guy! Just my opinion!
I agree with Darko on the white center peice, and the dark tinted taillight. It looks much better!

Thanks again Jeff. the way i see it you either love it or hate it. Rice or not alot of people like and some have never seen a kit on a 1G so that helps. I agree with darko, and yes my rims are only 17's but 18-19's will come soon as the money flows faster then it is!

got an idea josh, if you need to "come back " next time. just PM some one, maybe the admins and ask them for a phrase. This one was good and all when it was first said in 1870's but it is quite old now.

But hey, it is good for you. I mean I am really happy for you that can actually say something. hell of an improvement.


Oh wait a minute, 1870's is still next century for you!

Amin after reading that you wasted one minuite of my life i am sure i will never get back. Again one less minuite with your presious mother!

This thread is for trash talking Josh only! Doesnt matter if his car is nice or not, thats not the point here so start bashing the wagon

yeah you gotta care about minutes. 23 years is your life expectency or 25?!

23, tops i smoke to much!

Okay,

I get it. Josh and Amins Mom. I did ask way back who that was in picture number 1, performing what looks like a bodily function on the tire of the other car. Odd, for a woman to do it standing up though.

The square holes on either side of the rear plate, what are they for if they're not reverse lights? A forklift truck to pick up the back end while you bleach the front? Most confusing. Ah. AWD. Wheelie bars. FWD doesn't need them that's why we're faster.

Cheers Tony

I'm not a big fan of rice mobiles, but I like Josh's ride.

The only think I don't like is the Altezzas in the rear. That, and it's missing a fat honking FMIC, which I'm sure he's taking care of this winter. For the time and effort Josh.

Tony those are for the license plate lights which i have not put in n'or do i think i will be? Dont know if it will look good
Opinions??

Ronnie- thankyou, and well you know what i would die to have a huge FMIC but having a molded front bumper would make that task very hard!

You mean very expensive!

Well that too! But how the hell would we work that out with a moulded kit!
hahaha that would be a biach

This thread is for trash talking Josh only! Doesnt matter if his car is nice or not, thats not the point here so start bashing the wagon J/K

watch yourself Jeff just remember everyone gets there turn... and i am feeling you to be next

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Me so sorry! hahahahaha! Bring it on Dood! i'm game for a little friendly ****-talking!

big mouth for someone with such a small pecker

... Big tip for someone with such a small -- oh, what the crap! -- yeah, well, at least I'm the one with a turbo.

...for now.

- b.

I'll admit it's only five inches...
FROM THE GROUND!!!!!!!!
Your gonna have to come up with something better than that!
One day,back when I was in grade three, one of my friends made that joke.

They made that joke??
Now tell mehow did they "make" that joke.

Grammer?

Grammar

Spelling?

smart ass??

Dumb ass!

Owned...

Jeff, rest assured.

Josh absorbs bull**** like carbon in coke.
til he is around he takes the crap.

Post whore and Private Message Whore. all around a keyboard junkie!

Amin you use to be the post whore champ, now i have taken over... this is what happens when you work in the trade, no work which means more DSM!
you diariah gargling vaginal wart infested whore!!

Uhh, is it just me or is anyone else confused by that post! What I mean by the statement: "they made that joke", is that they told it waaayyyy back when i was in grade three! What i was trying to say is that your joke is old and no more clever than what a third grader could come up with! I wasn't implying that they made the joke up,Just that it was said around 20 years ago!Does that clarify it for you or did i use to many big words? Yaaa heeeaarrrddd meh!!!!

a joke is never a joke if you have to explain it. sorry Jeff

Huh??? I thought English was MY third language!!


And Josh
in all honestly I got Jeff's intention the first time. I made the same point a few weeks back too.

But I apologize on behalf of the society if you are amongst those that pull the "average" down a bit.

I thinkyou Amin for agnolizingsdjip the fact me not 2 smarty*

I'm sure everyone else got it. it's just that your so dumb you didn't get it! At least that what im being told

Im a flippin retard

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yeah, what now?

hmmm
i could kick you ass!
No Brains doesnt take away my black belt! Bring it hahaha