YOUR A BITCH!.. THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY.. YOUR A LITTLE fracking GEEK! YOU LIVES IN HIS MOMS BASEMENT!. frack YOU ANNOYE ME!. YOU DON"T KNOW BILLY GIBBONS AND HE DOES LIVE IN CALIFORNIA!. YOU DON"T KNOW YOUR sh!t ABOUT CARS!. I WORK ON THEM AS A JOB!. YOU SUCK BIG HAIRY TESTICALS!. AND YOU GOT A UGLY ASS GIRLFRIEND TO GO WITH YOUR GEEKY UGLY ASS!

I was talking to Sven on Facebook and he was bullshitting about a bunch of stuff. Anyway, I called him on it and he lost his fracking mind apparently.

So I've moved this here.

Ban?

No lets hear it:) lol

Ok, here goes.

So Sven messages me on Facebook, he says his Multi-millionaire boss, who he's best friends with, just picked up a Talon from Billy Gibbons because Billy collects Talons and Supras. He said he just got back with this 95 AWD which has ZERO kilometers on it, still has the plastic on the seats, never been driven ever and he picked it up for $23,000.

I'm thinking "Ok, plausible, but not probable".

Apparently Billy is a good friend of Sven's, er, Mr. Gibbons is a good friend of Mr. Hebbard.

So I ask what his Multi-million dollar boss does? What company he works for? The company in Turtle Bay Saskatewan (Which is an outskirt of Lloydminster), called D&D (Dynamic Demonstration) is a high-end performance shop which only works on High end cars such has Bugatti's, Ferrari's, Maseratti but not Lambo because they are junk according to his boss.

The flat rate is $1,500/hr. He won't advertise (Google Dynamic Demonstration, there's NOTHING about the shop) and is very hush-hush as he doesn't want ricers showing up.

So I start going on about "Wow, you've really got this licked eh?"

"Yeah" he says "I've been working there for about 5 weeks now. It's pretty sweet. We turbo'd a Hayabusa for fun the other day. All I do there is install turbos and exhaust manifolds, take the cars out for a log once in a while because they are teaching me to tune. I got to drive a Bugatti Veyron off a trailer the other day."

"Oh yeah? Nice! Man, have you worked on a Bugatti Vanquish?"

"I don't know, my boss has owned lots, so I don't know".

At this point, I'm just letting him hang himself, and he keeps going on and on about how he met Steven Segal (In Lloydminster), and how Billy, er, Mr. Gibbons is into herbal teas and incense and his boss' wife is into it too, this is how they met. He's going out to Billy's house in California in a few months to "Hang" with his boss, yada yada yada.

I know nothing about Billy Gibbons, but I do know he's a big Hot Rodder and is passionate about guitars.

So I call him on it, and let him know that the Vanquish is actually an Aston Martin, yada yada yada.

He told me he is going to come to Kingston, find me and punch me in the face, how I'm a little bitch and he wants to punch a baby. Yes, he actually said I make him want to punch babies.

He just bullshitted and bullshitted and kept going on and on and on. Same ol' Sven.

Hence the post above. He's since been removed from my facebook.

lol nice.

I found a few things about D&D, one's a shop in NY, one's a Tranny shop, the other is a performance machine shop in Ontario.

Yeah, right.

who is this sven kid?

Clearly this is Facebook's fault!

Hey, he messaged me.

What?

LOL

Charges have been dropped.



I'm sorry, but this is too good not to share!!!

And I've never emailed him.

Maybe he's gone mad?