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a good laugh. #355962 June 22, 2011 05:28 am UTC June 22, 2011 05:28 am UTC
Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,809 Ottawa, ON Mike Eng OP Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Mike Eng OP Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,809 Ottawa, ON	http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-1998-Mitsubishi-Eclipse-Coupe-W0QQAdIdZ290964861 HOLY COW!! V6 POWER!!! '99 GSX GT35R '03 CBR 600RR

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Mike Eng] #355964 June 22, 2011 06:30 am UTC June 22, 2011 06:30 am UTC
Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,607 Brampton, Ontario Guillaume Berton Insane Member
Guillaume Berton Insane Member Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,607 Brampton, Ontario	hehe and he's firm on price, he must know he's got a one of a kind there "Looked at it, declared war and went to find my throwing wrenches."

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Guillaume Berton] #355965 June 22, 2011 06:32 am UTC June 22, 2011 06:32 am UTC
Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,504 Your girlfriend's closet L Lucian Marta Insane Member
Lucian Marta Insane Member L Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,504 Your girlfriend's closet	420A... Automatic... Body kit... bigass sub box... Hmhh. Somebody should message and ask where the other 2 cylinders are? 1993 TSi AWD 2008 Evo GSR 2011 Ralliart 2012 Ralliart 2011 RVR GT

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Lucian Marta] #355966 June 22, 2011 06:34 am UTC June 22, 2011 06:34 am UTC
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 289 Brantford,ON Tim Sciocchetti Serious Member
Tim Sciocchetti Serious Member Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 289 Brantford,ON	Just did 97 TSi AWD

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Tim Sciocchetti] #355967 June 22, 2011 08:29 am UTC June 22, 2011 08:29 am UTC
Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 9,968 Caledon, Ontario, Canada Bryan Lawrence Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Bryan Lawrence Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 9,968 Caledon, Ontario, Canada	I am with Lucian, that's definitely a good laugh. I wonder if he allows test drives?? :S "Old Blue" 91 Talon TSi AWD "Super Enthusiast" 91 Talon TSi AWD Checkout DSMFAQ.com!

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Bryan Lawrence] #355980 June 22, 2011 04:36 pm UTC June 22, 2011 04:36 pm UTC
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,798 The Planet E EK Insane Member
EK Insane Member E Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,798 The Planet	I might have killed his dreams, told him the motor is the same as a dodge neon. lmao.

Re: a good laugh. [Re: EK] #355985 June 22, 2011 06:08 pm UTC June 22, 2011 06:08 pm UTC
Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 289 Brantford,ON Tim Sciocchetti Serious Member
Tim Sciocchetti Serious Member Joined: Jan 2011 Posts: 289 Brantford,ON	I didn't get a response....... 97 TSi AWD

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Lucian Marta] #356000 June 22, 2011 10:42 pm UTC June 22, 2011 10:42 pm UTC
Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,809 Ottawa, ON Mike Eng OP Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Mike Eng OP Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,809 Ottawa, ON	Originally Posted by Lucian Marta 420A... Automatic... Body kit... bigass sub box... Hmhh. Somebody should message and ask where the other 2 cylinders are? the cold air intake must make it feel like a v6 lol '99 GSX GT35R '03 CBR 600RR

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Mike Eng] #356038 June 23, 2011 08:15 am UTC June 23, 2011 08:15 am UTC
Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,504 Your girlfriend's closet L Lucian Marta Insane Member
Lucian Marta Insane Member L Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,504 Your girlfriend's closet	Well in that case, we're all packing V10s. Don't worry Tim, you might lol 1993 TSi AWD 2008 Evo GSR 2011 Ralliart 2012 Ralliart 2011 RVR GT

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Lucian Marta] #356171 June 24, 2011 05:47 am UTC June 24, 2011 05:47 am UTC
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,798 The Planet E EK Insane Member
EK Insane Member E Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,798 The Planet	He replied to me with "SHUT THE F*CK UPPP" lmao. What a retard.

Re: a good laugh. [Re: EK] #356174 June 24, 2011 07:20 am UTC June 24, 2011 07:20 am UTC
Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,809 Ottawa, ON Mike Eng OP Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Mike Eng OP Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,809 Ottawa, ON	Originally Posted by Eric Kellar He replied to me with "SHUT THE F*CK UPPP" lmao. What a retard. '99 GSX GT35R '03 CBR 600RR

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Mike Eng] #356263 June 26, 2011 10:35 pm UTC June 26, 2011 10:35 pm UTC
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,798 The Planet E EK Insane Member
EK Insane Member E Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,798 The Planet	I had a decent conversation with him: Originally Posted by Eric Kellar Hey man, I was just trying to help. But since you can't take the honest assistance of someone who is extremely knowledgable of DSM's, all I can say is good luck with your sale. Once again, I offer you that your motor is a 420a chrysler, 4 cylinder, 16 valve DOHC motor. Count the spark plugs. The coil pack is mounted on the top center of the valve cover, and it has 4 wires running from it. I used to own one of these Eclipse's myself, before I sold it and bought an eclipse GSX with the Mitsubishi 4g63 4 cylinder turbo motor. Originally Posted by Retarded GS Owner ok whatever good for u u want me to clap my hands for u i care less!!!!! Originally Posted by Eric Kellar i would like a round of applause you retarded fuckbag. I'm glad that the rest of the world has a higher IQ than a chimpanzee, since evolution clearly failed you. Good luck selling your V6 POWERED 4 cylinder car. Was just trying to help. Originally Posted by Retarded GS Owner DUDE F*CK OFFF!!!!!!!!!

Re: a good laugh. [Re: EK] #356267 June 26, 2011 11:52 pm UTC June 26, 2011 11:52 pm UTC
Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,796 Oshawa, Ontario, Canada Brandon Clement Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Brandon Clement Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,796 Oshawa, Ontario, Canada	THE RAGE!!! No more Jetta! Tattoo Artist at Lost Anchor

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Brandon Clement] #356275 June 27, 2011 03:38 am UTC June 27, 2011 03:38 am UTC
Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 9,968 Caledon, Ontario, Canada Bryan Lawrence Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Bryan Lawrence Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 9,968 Caledon, Ontario, Canada	LOL, Eric, he obviously struggles with honesty! "Old Blue" 91 Talon TSi AWD "Super Enthusiast" 91 Talon TSi AWD Checkout DSMFAQ.com!

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Bryan Lawrence] #356286 June 27, 2011 04:17 am UTC June 27, 2011 04:17 am UTC
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 481 Trenton, Ontario Garrett Logan Serious Member
Garrett Logan Serious Member Joined: May 2011 Posts: 481 Trenton, Ontario	classic Sorry, I'm a Lancer kid. 13.8 @ 100 (12's next?)

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Garrett Logan] #356287 June 27, 2011 04:17 am UTC June 27, 2011 04:17 am UTC
Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,796 Oshawa, Ontario, Canada Brandon Clement Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Brandon Clement Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,796 Oshawa, Ontario, Canada	They should just make out No more Jetta! Tattoo Artist at Lost Anchor

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Brandon Clement] #356294 June 27, 2011 07:21 am UTC June 27, 2011 07:21 am UTC
Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,504 Your girlfriend's closet L Lucian Marta Insane Member
Lucian Marta Insane Member L Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,504 Your girlfriend's closet	Wow, some people are just absolutely fucktarded. 1993 TSi AWD 2008 Evo GSR 2011 Ralliart 2012 Ralliart 2011 RVR GT

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Lucian Marta] #356296 June 27, 2011 01:18 pm UTC June 27, 2011 01:18 pm UTC
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,322 Loc: Loc: Rob Strelecki morum foderator
Rob Strelecki morum foderator Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,322 Loc: Loc:	This is the guy who swapped in the V6 from a Sebring... He's not very literate but great with a wrench! 1993 Eagle Talon TSi FWD 13.8 @ 106 :::: 14.1 @ 117

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Rob Strelecki] #356298 June 27, 2011 01:25 pm UTC June 27, 2011 01:25 pm UTC
Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,940 Toronto, Ontario, Canada Michael Lee Insane Member
Michael Lee Insane Member Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,940 Toronto, Ontario, Canada	Originally Posted by Rob Strelecki This is the guy who swapped in the V6 from a Sebring... He's not very literate but great with a wrench! You're kidding right? Please tell me you're kidding. 1997 Eclipse GST/X Eat in small amounts. Otherwise be prepared to paint toilet bowls~ Mike Eng

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Michael Lee] #356358 June 28, 2011 01:34 pm UTC June 28, 2011 01:34 pm UTC
Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 627 Toronto, Ontario Kobie Mercury-Clarke Serious Member
Kobie Mercury-Clarke Serious Member Joined: Mar 2008 Posts: 627 Toronto, Ontario	The ad is gone now. 1993 Talon Esi - Sold, and missed dearly 2004 Saab 9-3 Hirsch Tuned etc

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Kobie Mercury-Clarke] #356361 June 28, 2011 02:35 pm UTC June 28, 2011 02:35 pm UTC
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,322 Loc: Loc: Rob Strelecki morum foderator
Rob Strelecki morum foderator Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,322 Loc: Loc:	Doh Yes I was kidding!

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Rob Strelecki] #356420 June 29, 2011 07:43 pm UTC June 29, 2011 07:43 pm UTC
Joined: May 2009 Posts: 176 Ottawa Yan Sarazin Regular Member
Yan Sarazin Regular Member Joined: May 2009 Posts: 176 Ottawa	http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-1998-Mitsubishi-Eclipse-Coupe-W0QQAdIdZ293343035 DSMless

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Yan Sarazin] #356422 June 29, 2011 09:03 pm UTC June 29, 2011 09:03 pm UTC
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 481 Trenton, Ontario Garrett Logan Serious Member
Garrett Logan Serious Member Joined: May 2011 Posts: 481 Trenton, Ontario	do those stock wheels ever look weird. 16's look good on my lancer, but the talon eclipse begs for 18's. Sorry, I'm a Lancer kid. 13.8 @ 100 (12's next?)

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Yan Sarazin] #356428 June 29, 2011 11:12 pm UTC June 29, 2011 11:12 pm UTC
Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,607 Brampton, Ontario Guillaume Berton Insane Member
Guillaume Berton Insane Member Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,607 Brampton, Ontario	Originally Posted by Yan Sarazin http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-trucks-1998-Mitsubishi-Eclipse-Coupe-W0QQAdIdZ293343035 He totally did an all-night motor swap lol kept his v6 for later "Looked at it, declared war and went to find my throwing wrenches."

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Guillaume Berton] #356468 June 30, 2011 06:28 pm UTC June 30, 2011 06:28 pm UTC
Joined: May 2010 Posts: 1,106 Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Andrew Trapp Serious Member
Andrew Trapp Serious Member Joined: May 2010 Posts: 1,106 Saskatoon, Saskatchewan	Damn, Rob was right. Amazing with a wrench, but not too good at the English language.

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Andrew Trapp] #356479 June 30, 2011 10:16 pm UTC June 30, 2011 10:16 pm UTC
Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,809 Ottawa, ON Mike Eng OP Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Mike Eng OP Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,809 Ottawa, ON	I wonder if our members had any effect on his revised ad. lol This guy is a joke and his car is need of saving... '99 GSX GT35R '03 CBR 600RR

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Mike Eng] #356484 June 30, 2011 11:12 pm UTC June 30, 2011 11:12 pm UTC
Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,607 Brampton, Ontario Guillaume Berton Insane Member
Guillaume Berton Insane Member Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,607 Brampton, Ontario	Considering he doesn't know what engine it was, I wouldn't buy it. Chances are he never maintained it. "Looked at it, declared war and went to find my throwing wrenches."

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Guillaume Berton] #356504 July 01, 2011 04:06 am UTC July 01, 2011 04:06 am UTC
Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 544 Toronto Robert Clare Serious Member
Robert Clare Serious Member Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 544 Toronto	Just found this one What a steal! http://toronto.kijiji.ca/c-cars-veh...RES-MINT-CONDITIONING-W0QQAdIdZ293890434

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Robert Clare] #356506 July 01, 2011 04:08 am UTC July 01, 2011 04:08 am UTC
Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,607 Brampton, Ontario Guillaume Berton Insane Member
Guillaume Berton Insane Member Joined: Oct 2010 Posts: 3,607 Brampton, Ontario	Wow...just wow....he's in Brampton, dibs! lol "Looked at it, declared war and went to find my throwing wrenches."

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Guillaume Berton] #356517 July 01, 2011 06:44 am UTC July 01, 2011 06:44 am UTC
Joined: May 2011 Posts: 481 Trenton, Ontario Garrett Logan Serious Member
Garrett Logan Serious Member Joined: May 2011 Posts: 481 Trenton, Ontario	they might look ok when they're spinning. Sorry, I'm a Lancer kid. 13.8 @ 100 (12's next?)

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Garrett Logan] #356725 July 06, 2011 02:11 am UTC July 06, 2011 02:11 am UTC
Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,809 Ottawa, ON Mike Eng OP Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Mike Eng OP Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Apr 2010 Posts: 6,809 Ottawa, ON	http://ottawa.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...on-Coupe-WANT-IT-GONE-W0QQAdIdZ294434288 Why do people insist that esi's have v6's in them? '99 GSX GT35R '03 CBR 600RR

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Mike Eng] #356729 July 06, 2011 02:57 am UTC July 06, 2011 02:57 am UTC
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,798 The Planet E EK Insane Member
EK Insane Member E Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,798 The Planet	Email sent! hahaha

Re: a good laugh. [Re: EK] #356733 July 06, 2011 03:16 am UTC July 06, 2011 03:16 am UTC
Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 544 Toronto Robert Clare Serious Member
Robert Clare Serious Member Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 544 Toronto	Its even a 2.0 V6!

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Robert Clare] #356734 July 06, 2011 03:17 am UTC July 06, 2011 03:17 am UTC
Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,798 The Planet E EK Insane Member
EK Insane Member E Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,798 The Planet	Super small pistons!!!

Re: a good laugh. [Re: EK] #356735 July 06, 2011 03:22 am UTC July 06, 2011 03:22 am UTC
Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,796 Oshawa, Ontario, Canada Brandon Clement Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Brandon Clement Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,796 Oshawa, Ontario, Canada	That's a tiny displacement hahaha No more Jetta! Tattoo Artist at Lost Anchor

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Brandon Clement] #356737 July 06, 2011 04:41 am UTC July 06, 2011 04:41 am UTC
Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,322 Loc: Loc: Rob Strelecki morum foderator
Rob Strelecki morum foderator Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 15,322 Loc: Loc:	It's the two and two thirds valves per cylinder that perlexes me..

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Rob Strelecki] #356741 July 06, 2011 12:31 pm UTC July 06, 2011 12:31 pm UTC
Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,808 Ontario, Canada S Salomon Ponte Insane Member
Salomon Ponte Insane Member S Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,808 Ontario, Canada	That bumper is significantly off in terms of colour relative to the rest of the car. '92 Talon TSi AWD - 5 Speed/E16G/12.385s @ 115.13mph

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Salomon Ponte] #356743 July 06, 2011 02:46 pm UTC July 06, 2011 02:46 pm UTC
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 7,263 Niagara Falls, Ontario Ziggy Dietrich Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Ziggy Dietrich Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: May 2003 Posts: 7,263 Niagara Falls, Ontario	I believe Mazda had a 1.8litre V6 at one point..... It's simple, rob, ...the outer four cylinders have 3 valves each, the middle two only have two each,,,,DONE! LOL "bluebird" worlds fastest scooter ridden by me "Whitebird" RIP

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Ziggy Dietrich] #356749 July 06, 2011 04:24 pm UTC July 06, 2011 04:24 pm UTC
Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,808 Ontario, Canada S Salomon Ponte Insane Member
Salomon Ponte Insane Member S Joined: Aug 2010 Posts: 2,808 Ontario, Canada	And there used to be 2.5-3L V12s in the race cars back in the day, so as unlikely as a 2.0L V6 is (in a production car, anyways), it's been done many times, and for a lot longer than any of us have been around. '92 Talon TSi AWD - 5 Speed/E16G/12.385s @ 115.13mph

Re: a good laugh. [Re: Salomon Ponte] #356753 July 06, 2011 04:51 pm UTC July 06, 2011 04:51 pm UTC
Joined: May 2003 Posts: 7,263 Niagara Falls, Ontario Ziggy Dietrich Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands
Ziggy Dietrich Senior Member, with Far TOO Much Time on Their Hands Joined: May 2003 Posts: 7,263 Niagara Falls, Ontario	The mazda was a production engine. I don't remember what model it was in, but it was small and "sporty". "bluebird" worlds fastest scooter ridden by me "Whitebird" RIP

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