Hey, I just noticed your avatar! You tryin' to be a playa? I'm the only guy bloated with enough self importance to put his own name on a plate though, so I've got you there. (I'll let you in on a secret: it's so I can find my car in a mall parking lot when I forget where I parked it. "What's it look like?" a kind-hearted helper might ask. "It's the one with my name on it". "Oh, okay".). Works every time.
