Long live the Bong! thread.

what the hell is a UBQ? And Andrew thanx for the offer And I am gonna need your help.

I'm gonna need your help for the royal rumble with the three Steve's
Did you guys notice how tall he is? that should contribute to the fear factor.
You should all be shaking in your boots, ya sissies. Your not real men, Your all afraid of blowing up motors.
Andy's not afraid, He pops computers like I pop motors
You guys should be like me, I expect to blow up motors, that way you'll be pleasantly surprised when they last.
Thats what I am, A man with no fear, thats also why the chicks dig me

"puurrrr, OOOOh Marco, your so brave, I love a man who flirts with danger", she said
"I didn't know your name was 'danger',I love a girl who calls me daddy. Come over here sweet thing, let me show you whats in my toolbox"
"OOOOh your tool! It's soooo big!"
"Isn't it?.....Whats my name.."
"Ooooooh Daddy...." she moans
"more 10w30?" I asked
"Yessss, grease yourself up boy!"
"I love the feel of cold, synthetic against my bare nipples." I reply