I'll tell ya why I'm gonna beat you. It's simple. You suck under pressure. "When my car was running 13.2's" is a prime example. I beat ya with a 14.2.

Seems to me the thought of going up against The Nairdo just frightens you SO much you have NO idea what's going on.

Since you AWD guys can go down the strip with 1 hand on the wheel, I'm pretty sure I know what your pulling with the other. (And it's not that ultra slow gearshift...)

BING!

Now, I'll have all kinds of time to talk about DSMs, because I won't be busy fixing mine!