We might.... if you actually were beautiful...

Everyone scroll back up the page now... keep sctolling, until you see the "ass kicking sticker shot".

See what I see in the background of the mirror?

That's right. The garage.
And that's all the purple beast ever sees either...

And before you get started about mine...

Bring it on.

I may not have a 12.5 slip, but I also only have ONE slip this year, thanks to my good samaratin nature... and it was a 13.2 on a warm-up pass.

Bring it on.

The intake leaks are fixed, the car won't start without a jumper wire, it won't idle, and it's still way too rich at the top end.... but still I say...

Bring it on.

Bug splatters on the windshield, bumper, and badly in need of a clean coat of wax, but still I say...

Bring it on.

You can drop your exhaust, strip your interior, polish your knobs, or put on your snow tires, and still I'll say...

Bring it on.


Andrew Bienhaus
Bring on the Cobras... she's hungry for snakemeat.