I guess that just makes me more like a "real" mechanic then, huh? 'Cause you've had great luck PAYING people to do sh!t like that to your car.

I'll send ya my bill for today (it should be about double the estimate I gave you earlier).

Although, after today it looks like you don't need a mechanic after all, you need a psychiatrist. (and a "driver" for your car..)