Sorry, your wife only gave me the picture (well, that's all she gave me THAT time ). I didn't get a bottle of your "Jheri-Curl" to read the label from.

You're right, I don't have any 12 sec timeslips. I ALSO don't have a 20G, a BR FMIC, a VPC, and SAFC, an EVC, or a 3" DP/TP.

I DO still have ALL my hair though. (I've noticed you've started to take some of yours off.. or, is that happening naturally?)

Christ, at THIS rate you'll be bald LONG before I get my head shaved!