"Off the road"??
I haven't driven it for 4 days.

My insurance company is not calling me asking what I'm going to do with the car.

My plate sticker is still Valid (not 3 years behind).

My car starts at the turn of a key. (not 4 years of assembly, and the turn of a key.)

I've NEVER claimed it was pretty.

Just FAR faster than ANYTHING have you have/do/will own.

Get a 1/4 mile slip in the same bracket as me, then we'll talk.

Now, I'll have all kinds of time to talk about DSMs, because I won't be busy fixing mine!