That pet is too integrated for my liking, and it doesn't do colour!
Plus, you don't have to type the program out before you run it.

And, you could use tapes with it but that's cheating

Anyhow, you guys are gonna piss the oldtimers off with all this off-topic in their check check thread.
If you don't think your hardware can beat in the 1/4, they don't wanna hear about it