Hey! No one ever threatened me with a gun...(yet)

But the gas station thing was funny as hell

Come to think of it...you were the last one out of the gas station, hmmmm you seem to be the last one at everything huh.

And as for the car. Yes mine is a 92 that has been drivable for 99% of its lifespan. Yours on the other hand is a 1997, which makes it 8 years old. It was off the road for nearly 4 years. That means it was incapable of driving for 50% of its lifespan.

AND mines still faster than yours