I brought in my car to the dealer to fix the upper ball joint recall..what do they do, they replace the piece, but smash the whole front of my car. Those F**Ken BASTARDS!
Supposedly those incompetent bastards pressed on the automatic starter button while the keys were in the ignition, the hand brake wasn't on, and the car was in gear. It's a good thing I told them to only press number 1 to disable the alarm. (Those illiterates F**Ks)

The car is still a virgin! 98 TSI AWD with 28000KM on it.